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Understandable

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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tell me something soft

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This is so cool???????? The fuck?????????? Gimme.

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Hmmm...sounds like something a murderous alchemist might say 🤔

Has there ever been an alchemist recorded to have killed someone in order to try and find their soul, or even just to steal their organs for other uses?

No nothing like that. Not that I'm aware of.

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Doofenshmirtz is the love of my life

Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.

He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.

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Puki is and always will be one of my favorite users on Tumblr dot com

okay, so, im aromantic, right? and i have a polyamorous friend. i waa curious about polyamory so i asked them about it. they explained that some like multiple people at the same time but kind of jump from person to person. i called it couch surfing but romantic. i have no idea if that was rude or not

One day the Sun will explode and vaporize the planet in under a tenth of a second

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I categorically was not ready for the last image and it hit me like a freight train

i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

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Hey

Hey

Hey you

*runs up and honks your nose*

You just got clowned

Honk honk ya silly

I... Huh????

What??????

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I can't think of anything to ask but! I hope you're having a good day. Do you have any fun facts?

Thank you! I hope you do too!

Did you know that recently, scientists in Italy froze light? How cool is that?!

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can i has candy

@literally-leo

*You take a piece of candy.

*You took it too fast, and spilled the candy bowl on the floor.

*Look at what you've done.

I'm sorry, but also? Not.

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A jack of all trades, master of none.

But better than a master of one.

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

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He knows what he fucking did.

"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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This is how I feel at work lol

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

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They're in love, your honor.

forever thinking about this moment because HELLO?

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Is this a fucking Rosetta Stone but for killing Musk?

americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..

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Im only on episode 45 of Malevolent, so I don't know for sure, but I'm so certain that lighter is important. If it isn't I'll eat my lighter.

Been thinkin' about them a lot

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My boss cussed me out cuz I started laughing extremely loudly and alerted him to the fact that I am on Tumblr and not, in fact, stripping forms.

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion