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Mr. Kingly Dex. Why do you chase after Emmy so? She doesn’t appreciate it. Also, can I become your bard?

“Umm....I actually don’t chase after her anymore. I’ve sorta half accepted that fate. Also, no.”

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“The problem with these Inklings is that they literally have no end goal. No purpose. They have no evil plans or anything. They literally sit on this large island in the middle of the ocean and shoot their own blood at each other. And they create trends that will in no way help society. At least Octarians have technology and Salmonids have the brains to trade with the Octarians for said technology.” Dex mused.

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“Okay what in everloving Shell-“

these #dex posts are high in protein.

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“OKAY NOW WAYNE AND AQUA ARE BOTH BANNED FROM PALACE.”

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So, You are the Shark Lord, I assume. Tell me, How is your Lifestyle Portraying?

“It was fabulous, until I came to this horrid place. Now I just can’t find good thing about this place. Bleh.” Dex answered.

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“Really? Then I’m assuming you know which types of wires are used? Or, perhaps what coding techniques we have?” Dex asked. He was testing Cheesy’s patience.

“Oh Dex... Guess who’s back...” Cheezy, in his Sanitized Specter outfit, drops in from the ceiling.

“You again?” He hissed.

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“Yes, And for your information, it wasn’t just for destruction. It was also to connect back to the Sharkling kingdom and get in touch with my family.”

“Oh Dex... Guess who’s back...” Cheezy, in his Sanitized Specter outfit, drops in from the ceiling.

“You again?” He hissed.

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“Oh Dex... Guess who’s back...” Cheezy, in his Sanitized Specter outfit, drops in from the ceiling.

“You again?” He hissed.

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“WAYNE IS NO LONGER ALLOWED IN MY CASTLE.” Dex huffed.

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Oh Emmy....how my heart still sings for you-“ Dex singsonged.

“No Dex. Just no.” Emmy sighed.

“No matter what, Dear, one day, I’ll have your heart.”

“I doubt it. Can’t you just be happy being friends with me?”

“No.”

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“You know, I find it quite repulsive to find random soda cans and other disposable things lying in the bushes of the Square. We invented trash cans in the world for a reason.” Dex huffed.

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I am the King of All!

....or just the sharklings.

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