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hiii ajaw arent i the second best ever for realsies -#2

Hmm.. I suppose! You realize the value of we, so much better than those humans who don’t!!

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i can explain why licorice.. very unique and hard to like. but ive never met a licorice fan who wouldn't stand by the flavor to their grave -#2

speaking of,, whats your favorite candy flavor. mine personally is artificial banana. 👆👆👆👆👆 why am i typing so seriously

My favorite candy flavor? I think the grape flavor is the best heheh!! Anything else is a foolish choice heheh!!

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For Ajaw: How does it feel to know that a vision was able to possess your friend before you? For Kinich: How does it feel to be possessed?

(I swear it's for science)

“OH. OH. You DARE.”

“You think it matters that a glorified NIGHT LIGHT got to kinich before I did? You DARE compare me—the KUHUL AJAW—to some dainty little vision handed out like candy to whoever makes the most dramatic sob story?!”

“Visions are just borrowed sparkles from a dying system. I am POWER UNREFINED. I am what Visions WISH they could be if they weren’t shackled by Celestia’s glittering leash!!”

-

“…what..? If you’re talking about my vision, the vision doesn’t possess me, I possess a vision. But if you’re referring to Ajaw, …It’s not possession. It’s cooperation. Ajaw doesn’t control me—we made a pact. I chose this.”

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sigh... no.. im the only one who has opened my eyes.... people still audibly sigh when i even MENTION THE COLORS YELLOW AND GREEN............... -#2

also. completely off topic and idk whats wrong w my ears but ajaws voice is genuinely calming to me. idk how. hes like screaming half the time. but its so calming.

If ajaws voice is ‘calming’ to your ears, then maybe you should get them checked.

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aww of course you can be a cookie with razor-sharp shards and a molten core of sheer power my lord. youd just taste like licorice -#2 (i lowk forgot how to spell it)

(ALSO WELCOME BACK GGJHNDJFXKJKDKD OMG IM SO GLAD YOURE FREE!?//!/)

“Ahh.. yes.. finally someone understands that’s more like-

“…wait. WAIT.”

“Licorice?”

“LICORICE?!”

“I will NOT be compared to that foul mockery of flavor!! WHY must you ruin every compliment with culinary BLASPHEMY?! You could’ve said i tasted like grapes or other fruits!”

“Although.. molten-core cookie.. heheh I liked that part.”

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>>can you guys tell my replies are getting longer and better IM WAY MORE MOTIVATED NOW THAT SCHOOLS OVER<<

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why WOULDN'T we want to do strange things to you.................................. (insert a suspicious amount of ...s) -#2

ugh i feel weird i never send an ask that isn't about ajaw. LMAO

“I am a DRAGON!! Not your… your TEST SUBJECT!! And who is we?! Do you have other friends who are weirdly but rightfully so infatuated with me?!!”

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R u gay

[kinich simply ignores your very weird question]

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i really really hope ajaw curls up like a cat before laying down. send post

-#2

“I do NOT… curl… like some domesticated animal! I am a mighty saurian of ancient flame and fury!! Get it right!!”

[under his breath] “…and if I did do that—WHICH I DON’T—it’s only because cold stone floors are unbearable on the scales. Not because it’s… cozy…”

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off topic i feel like ajaw would taste like black licorice and food dye but have the texture of a cookie -#2

“Wha- EXCUSE YOU??? I am the almighty dragon lord KUHUL AJAW, not one of your lowly, garbage festival snacks!!!”

“And a cookie..? A COOKIE? Do you think the texture of unyielding cosmic POWER is comparable to your pathetic crumbly human biscuits?”

“You’re sooo lucky I am bound to Kinich or I would—!” [makes a sound that is similar to snarling] “UGH!”

[Kinich just sighs at you two’s bickering]

[mutters] “…maybe if I were a cookie, I’d be the kind with razor-sharp shards and a molten core of sheer power…”

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KINICH MARRY ME PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I DONT STALK YOU AND HAVE 298374939384 PICUTRWS I SWEAR

[he flinched slightly] There’s no need to shout… Why would you want to marry someone like me anyway..?

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oh ajaw honey i was running around in circles to try and fill the void you left in my soul 😔😔 i need more of your um whats the word spiritual guidance my lord and savior k'uhul ajaw 🙏 -#2

also hi kinich... ig...............

>>I SEE YOU AND YOUR ASK ILYYYY AAHHH<<

Ahahah~! Since your little human mind was lost during my absence, I suppooosseeee I don’t mind guiding you!

[Kinich just looks at you with a grimace] do you only come here to entertain ajaw?

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UUYAAAFGHHHHH IM FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!! NO MORE AP EXAMS, NO MORE FINALS, NO MORE COLLEGE DECISIONS DID I MEMTION AP EXAMS?? AND COLD SCHOOL DAYS, LETS NOT FORGET AP EXAMS, THE TIMES THE AC WOULD RANDOMYL BREAK AND IT WOULD BE 110 DEGREES IN SCHOOL ALSO AP EXAMS AND NO MORE DRAMAAA AND NO MORE RANDOM KISSING IN THE HALLS OH AND AP FORKIN EXAMS AND holy shyt I have a ton of asks sorry guyz 🥀🥀

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Kinich i wanna bite your cheek (and kiss it)

…why do you all want to do such strange things to me?

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>>I can’t respond to this post, It keeps saying something went wrong, possibly due to the length, so I’ll just answer here<<

Pff- hehe.. this is PERFECT!! Hey… kinich… heh, don’t you think you should rest a bit..? Maybe hand out with those friends of yours?

.. what now?

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(Happy New Years/ New Years Eve depending on your time zone :D

-Comet)

Archons, I feel like my heads bout to explode. Anyway, i don't think I can argue with you. So I shall not try. Let's say your right! Maybe I'm dumb. I do have a terrible memory. Also Ajaw, can dragons be poisoned? Or die by death berries(dont ask what those are)?

>>pretend I responded to this on New Year’s Eve/day<<

Of course they can!! But not as easily as your pathetic mortal poisons, and you would need a much higher dose!!

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question for both of you!

for kinich: what's your thoughts on your fan base?

for ajaw: ajaw why are you just a flat cutout I didn't read the lore

“Fan base?” I have a fan base? >>NO FORTH WALL BREAKS HE ISNT AWARE YET<<

Using the power of Phlogiston, I stay in this form to keep an eye on kinich, just in case our.. deal… comes quicker than expected!