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[ask-koenma]

Koenma bowed in return. “Greetings! I am the very cool and important Lord Koenma!” He pointed a thumb at himself and grinned. “But uh,” his arm lowered. “You already knew that, huh?”

“Well, Jorge isn’t here to carry my beach supplies. I suppose we have to do without!”

(surprise hug attack) "Koenmaaaa! You wanna have a obligatory beach episodeIMEANUH go to the beach with me? I'm gonna visit Grandma soon and figured I'd get some sun and surf in before heading back to Tourin. You down?"

Oh? Visiting Genkai? I think i can swing it! Will this beach episode have any uh, ladies in bathing suits? Not including you of course.

[ask-koenma]

(surprise hug attack) "Koenmaaaa! You wanna have a obligatory beach episodeIMEANUH go to the beach with me? I'm gonna visit Grandma soon and figured I'd get some sun and surf in before heading back to Tourin. You down?"

Oh? Visiting Genkai? I think i can swing it! Will this beach episode have any uh, ladies in bathing suits? Not including you of course.

[ask-koenma]

Hey! That’s insubordination!! I want my ramen at once!

@ask-koenma

Hey, boss. I'm bored.

[ask-koenma]

Hmm? Oh, it’s you. I forgot I hired you, haha.

Uh, go check on Yusuke! He’s not a threat but he’s still a powerful demon capable of hunting humans for food. He should be checked on. Get me some ramen from his stand while you’re at it.

@ask-koenma

Hey, boss. I'm bored.

[ask-koenma]

Hmm...

Alright, I'll try to make it. Since it's an invitation from a queen and all!

Yo @ask-kuronue @ask-koenma @flame-master-hiei @yoko-kurama-blog @askshura @askmukuro I'm having a birthday party this tuesday and all y'all are invited!

[ask-koenma]

A party, eh? Any... cute girls invited?

I mean, I have important business to attend to! I can't just mosey over to every mortal party like it's nothing unless there's a compelling reason for me to be there.

Yo @ask-kuronue @ask-koenma @flame-master-hiei @yoko-kurama-blog @askshura @askmukuro I'm having a birthday party this tuesday and all y'all are invited!

[ask-koenma]

And watch you squander it on something stupid like hookers and booze?! No way!

reblog for a bigger sample size! That's what smart people say, right? & I'll tag all my peeps just for fun:

@ask-hiei @ask-youkokurama @ask-master-genkai @askjinthewindmaster @ask-sota-urameshi @ask-koenma @ask-kuwabara-kazuma

[ask-koenma]

Well, I’m partially responsible for some of those blows. Might as well pay for your therapy.

Should probably offer the same to Kuwabara…

reblog for a bigger sample size! That's what smart people say, right? & I'll tag all my peeps just for fun:

@ask-hiei @ask-youkokurama @ask-master-genkai @askjinthewindmaster @ask-sota-urameshi @ask-koenma @ask-kuwabara-kazuma

[ask-koenma]

Yue! We have a situation in Human World! A powerful demon is lurking around somewhere, plotting against the previous Spirit Detective. Answer me ASAP so I can fill you and Hiyuri in!

~ Koenma

Shit. @ask-hiyuri Boss boy has work for us.

@ask-koenma Who's got who by the balls this time?

[ask-koenma]

Good! He can be crafty; observe him and see what he’s up to. Let me know if you run into any trouble. He’ll likely be too much for you to handle in a direct fight.

Yue! We have a situation in Human World! A powerful demon is lurking around somewhere, plotting against the previous Spirit Detective. Answer me ASAP so I can fill you and Hiyuri in!

~ Koenma

Shit. @ask-hiyuri Boss boy has work for us.

@ask-koenma Who's got who by the balls this time?

[ask-koenma]

Well, it’s an old friend of Yusukes, Toguro, the elder. So the creepy one. The one we thought Kurama took care of. He must have gotten free from Kurama’s trap and now he’s roaming about. No reports yet of him actually harming a human or a demon, but there’s been sightings. I want you two to investigate. But keep your distance; we don’t know if he hadn’t gotten stronger since we last encountered him. 

Yue! We have a situation in Human World! A powerful demon is lurking around somewhere, plotting against the previous Spirit Detective. Answer me ASAP so I can fill you and Hiyuri in!

~ Koenma

Shit. @ask-hiyuri Boss boy has work for us.

@ask-koenma Who's got who by the balls this time?

[ask-koenma]

Yes... I should put someone on this case ASAP. If Toguro can get stronger by eating people, he may become a real problem. Either way, I’ll keep you posted, Yusuke. Try not to get eaten!

Yo, Pacifier Bitch! Wanna explain to me why I've seen Elder Freakshow and Nightmare Barbie hanging around plotting ways to be evil? Pretty sure they're both supposed to be dead and/or incapacitated. What. The hell. Gives. ---Yusuke

Elder Freakshow? You mean Toguro? He's not dead, just trapped thanks to Kurama, so don't ask me what's happening with him. As for anyone who is supposed to be dead... well, it is October. Halloween's around the corner and the veil between the living and the dead is thin. Maybe someone slipped through?

@yusukeurameshi-ask

[ask-koenma]

Uhoh. That’s not good news. If Toguro is out there, plotting... I mean, you’re sure a hell of a lot stronger than him and Mask Boy combined, but we also don’t know what they’ve been up to, if they got any stronger.

I’ll keep my eye out for trouble. You should, too. I know you’re not Spirit Detective anymore but, you know, it’s been hard replacing you. 

Yo, Pacifier Bitch! Wanna explain to me why I've seen Elder Freakshow and Nightmare Barbie hanging around plotting ways to be evil? Pretty sure they're both supposed to be dead and/or incapacitated. What. The hell. Gives. ---Yusuke

Elder Freakshow? You mean Toguro? He's not dead, just trapped thanks to Kurama, so don't ask me what's happening with him. As for anyone who is supposed to be dead... well, it is October. Halloween's around the corner and the veil between the living and the dead is thin. Maybe someone slipped through?

@yusukeurameshi-ask

[ask-koenma]

Yo, Pacifier Bitch! Wanna explain to me why I've seen Elder Freakshow and Nightmare Barbie hanging around plotting ways to be evil? Pretty sure they're both supposed to be dead and/or incapacitated. What. The hell. Gives. ---Yusuke

Elder Freakshow? You mean Toguro? He's not dead, just trapped thanks to Kurama, so don't ask me what's happening with him. As for anyone who is supposed to be dead... well, it is October. Halloween's around the corner and the veil between the living and the dead is thin. Maybe someone slipped through?

@yusukeurameshi-ask

[ask-koenma]

Hey, Mr. Spirit Prince. This is just a suggestion, but perhaps you could be a little nicer to poor Jorge the ogre...? He seems like a real sweetheart.

Sweetheart?! He's a useless oaf! If he gets better at his job, I'll treat him better.

[ask-koenma]

Hm, sounds boring. Well, what about Halloween? Isn’t that coming up for you human world dwellers? On a serious note, the veil between the living and the dead is thinnest at that time, so be careful.

Yusuke! Koenma here. Any word on the preparations for the demon world tournament?

@ask-koenma

Keep your diaper on, Pacifier Breath. Word is they're coming along. New stadium is almost finished and then it's just a matter of sorting through sign-ups. Okay? Happy?

[ask-koenma]

Hm, sort of. Look, it’s not that I’m looking for any excuse to neglect my duties and hang out with you lot, but well, just exactly that, actually.

Yusuke! Koenma here. Any word on the preparations for the demon world tournament?

@ask-koenma

Keep your diaper on, Pacifier Breath. Word is they're coming along. New stadium is almost finished and then it's just a matter of sorting through sign-ups. Okay? Happy?