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[ask-lute]

What’s one thing that’s considered old fashioned that you still appreciate, and what’s one modern day thing that you don’t enjoy?

The craftsmanship of ancient weaponry and the fact that humans have every bit of verifiable information at their fingertips and instead of coming together to build the world they were given and protect each other they've still used it to isolate one another and destroy.-🗡️

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when people arrive to heaven do they always stay the same age as they were when they passed away?

Not exactly. For them they see themselves as the age they felt their best, for heaven born we see them as their preferred age as well, for their loved ones they see them as they were in their fondest memory.-🗡️

[ask-lute]

Hi lute, I just heard that the humans made a new energy source called the angel engine. I am going to check on them and see how well they are doing

Angel...engine...?-🗡️

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Where is the most unusual place where you and Sadie have…. Done The Thing?

What thing, like weapons training? She isn't really into that.-🗡️

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some people think you and vaggie dated, others think you and her are sisters, so set the record straight which is it?

I've answered this before, but sisters means sisters-in-arms, and for the first bit I only have to sa-

WHAT SHE WANTS TO SAY IS

OKAY BYE AGAIN BITCH!

W...what the fuck just happened?-🗡️

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Hav you ever tried an agility course, but for flight?

That's been standard for us since very early on, but I appreciate the suggestion either way.-🗡️

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How is living together going for you two? And how did you two decide when it was time to live together? (I wanna ask my gf to move in but I’m scared ;-; any advice?)

It's going great, thanks for asking. We decided after a long talk one night, it's never an easy decision to make on a whim. My best advice is to do what we did and have a good long conversation about what each of you want. Communication is the best advice for most situations.-🗡️

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Are you more of an early bird or a night owl? (No bird joke intended that’s just the phrase for it please don’t hurt me)

Early bird, but that's because I had years upon years of military schedules. -🗡️

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are you and Sadie doing the traditional pre wedding things such as bridal shower and bachelorette party and such?

I would imagine it will be mostly traditional, yes, we haven't set a date yet so plans are still fluid at this point.-🗡️

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Favorite fictional superhero?

I can't say I'm all that into superheroes, but I suppose Ghost Rider or The Spectre are cool in concept. -🗡️

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Ill end you, Lilith.-🗡

The fuck-ass bob twins.

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Blitzø has gifted me this account to help me adjust to my new life as a…poor. I am not quite sure how to use it. 💫

Stolas is a former Prince of the Ars Goetia. He currently resides with @imp-poster-blitzo, trying to adjust to life as a poor.

Read more about him here!

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[ask-lute]

*Rosie had been on hold for quite some time, and was beginning to patience. Finally, after nearly half an hour, the Commander picks up the phone.*

Hey, murder bird! Everything alright up there? You haven’t thrown any unruly anons our way in a while. I’ve been down here lauding you as the harbinger of snacks, so it’d be nice of you to deliver every once in a while. What gives? -🌹

@overlord-rosie

[Lute grimmaces as Rosie's voice comes through the phone, then she scowls at being called a bird]

Oh what the hell...how did you even get this number?! I'm not some delivery girl! If the anon gets tossed they deserved it! Recently not many have, blame the anons for not being unruly enough...wait why am I treating this like it's a service?!-🗡

[ask-lute]

which one of you and Sadie is more of a cuddler?

Sadie, but it really depends on the day.-🗡

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Would you rather be an angelic cowboy or an angelic mermaid and why?

Cowboy, I actually don't hate how I look in the style...-🗡

[ask-lute]

First: But what if Sadie likes the Crooboy Hat?

Second: In that case I don’t suppose you’d like the Crword I got for you?

[She grits her teeth]

If she likes it she can have it.

[Turning attention to the crword, gritting her teeth harder making a noticeable grinding sound]

Dread, get that insult to weaponry out of my sight!-🗡

[ask-lute]

favorite pop or soda or whatever you call it up there?

I call it soda. The right word. And I suppose for earthly soda...crystal pepsi...for heaven made... דבש שחור.-🗡