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As family only, moldymilk

same goes for Any pedophilia/incest ship

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Oofuri Gods!AU previous post: 1 | 2

From now on, I’ll post the fanarts here and reblogs them to my main blog :D

Yeah so, what I’ve said before about so fired up about this AU?

Mihashi might or might not naked too. 

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Prompt idea since you are an EXCELLENT writer like seriously you slay...Tony giving Peter advice on girls and/or Tony finding out Peter has a gf

fjovidjo THANK YOU??? THATS SO FREAKING SWEET? 

Here’s a rapidly composed little number where Tony finds out that Peter’s got a girlfriend and that they’re, uh, doing some other stuff, too. Naturally, he uses the opportunity to embarrass the hell out of his kid.

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“So… Peter.”

The kid doesn’t even look up from his AP Biology homework when he answers. “Yeah, Mister Stark? What’s up?”

Tony strolls over to where the kid is stretched out on the workshop’s couch and gently tugs the book out of his hands. “We need to have a chat.”

Peter’s full attention is trained on his mentor now. “About what? Is it about the Avengers? Is there a mission? I have a Decathlon meet in a few days but I can totally-”

“It’s not superhero related.”

“Oh.” Peter twists sideways and fixes Tony with a confused gaze as the billionaire sits next to him. “What’s it about, then?”

“I had a talk with May yesterday.”

The kid, bless him, seems to be completely oblivious. “That’s… nice?”

Tony sighs. “She told me that you’ve not been checking in when you’re on your patrols as much as you used to. She asked me if everything was okay.”

“Oh, Mister Stark, everything’s totally fine. I was just-”

The billionaire talks right over him. “So I checked the suit’s logs. And, well, it seems like you’ve been taking the suit off in the middle of patrols, kid. There’s chunks of hours where there’s no activity.”

He’s quiet for a moment, hoping the kid would hop in with a perfectly logical explanation. Instead, the teenager just stares at his lap and fidgets nervously with his hands.

Another sigh. Damn, this parenting shit was hard. He should’ve left this to May. “You wanna tell me why?”

“Does it really matter?”

Tony is slightly surprised by the kid’s words. They were meant to be snarky, but they just come out defeated and… shy? The kid hadn’t been shy with him for months. It makes the billionaire’s heart clench.

“Hey, kid. It’s alright. Whatever’s going on, we’ll handle it. Just tell me what’s up.” He considers his next statement for a moment before pushing it out. “I care about you, kid. And I’m worried. So is May. Just be honest with us, and everything’ll be alright. Can you do that?”

Peter takes a shaky breath. “I was with MJ.”

And… oh. That wasn’t what Tony was expecting. At all. “Your scary friend?”

The blush that races through the kid’s cheeks is bright and awkward. “My scary, uh, girlfriend.”

Tony can’t help it. He laughs. It is loud and breathless and desperately relieved. “That’s it? You’re sneaking out to spend time with your girlfriend? Peter, I thought you were doing drugs or something.”

Peter’s eyes widen. “No! No! I wasn’t-I was just-”

Something clicks in Tony’s head. “Peter. Why were you sneaking into your girlfriend’s apartment at 1:00 am?”

Wow. If Tony thought Peter was blushing brightly before, it was nothing compared to now. “No, uh, no real reason.”

“Yeah?” Tony shoved a hand over his mouth to hide his smirk. This was golden. Truly, wonderfully golden. “Well, congratulations, kid.”

“What?”

Tony shrugs, still fighting back the laughter aching in his chest. “Getting laid for the first time is a big milestone in a young man’s life, and all that jazz. It’s a hell of a lot of fun, isn’t it?”

The kid looks like he’s torn between crying, laughing, and sinking into the floor. “Oh my god, Mister Stark.”

The fact that the teenager doesn’t stutter out a series of indignant excuses only confirms what Tony had suspected. Fantastic. This was, without a doubt, one of the best days of his life. Tony was gonna rib the kid about this moment for centuries. “You’ve got condoms, right?”

“Mister Stark, please-”

“Peter.”

The use of Tony’s stern voice makes the kid’s protests silence instantly. The teenager gives a dejected sigh before murmuring. “Yeah. I’ve got condoms.”

“You’re using them, right?”

“Yes.”

“Good.” Tony gives the kid’s back a friendly slap. “I’m proud of you, kid. The first notch in your belt.”

“Can I please excuse myself from this conversation?”

“Nope. Not excused.” The billionaire grins at the way Peter shifts uncomfortably. “Well, I’ve only met this girl a few times, and that’s completely unacceptable. So, we’re gonna go on what you kids nowadays call a double date. You and your little girlfriend plus me and Pepper.”

“God, that would be so embarrassing. Please don’t make me.”

“It’s either a double date, or I tell May what you’ve been up to and she grounds you until you’re 25. You pick, kid. Don’t let me down.”

“You’re not going to tell her?”

The juvenile hope on Peter’s face is adorable. God, how the hell is this precious child actually getting laid? He’s a baby. Still, Tony isn’t about to rain on his parade. He started a hell of a lot younger, and he went about it with a lot less sense than Peter. “Nah. Just… keep the escapades to a minimum, okay? Everything in moderation.”

“Yes, Sir.”

“Perfect!” Tony claps his hands and then ruffles Peter’s hair. “F.R.I.D.A.Y.? Call Happy and Rhodey. Tell them we’re having a celebratory dinner with the Spider-kid. Don’t give them an option to decline. It’s mandatory.”

The AI responds about a minute later. “Colonel Rhodes inquires about the occasion we’re celebration.”

“Tell him that our favorite neighborhood vigilante is actually getting some action. We’re celebrating his transition into manhood.”

“Are you sure, Sir?”

Peter buries his face into Tony’s lap with a strangled groan. The billionaire has to choke back a laugh as he sets a hand on the teenager’s head. “Oh, I’m definitely sure.”

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FINALLY GOT A SFW UPDATE! Summery of the NSFW: They had a lot of fun with each other and were both very satisfied and happy <3  Yuri sentenced Victor to a “Lifetime of love with no chance for parole” <3 A sweet morning after for the two ^w^ Phichit has a thing to say tho o3o Want to see Mafia AU sketches as well as pages 2 days before the public? Consider becoming a 1 dollar patron! :D (Link in blog description) NEXT——> IN progress PREVIOUS(SFW) PREVIOUS(NSFW) FIRST

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For @crimson-chains who wanted fluffy Victuuri!

“Yuuuuuri.” Victor’s voice was cajoling.  “Why won’t you tell me what you want for your birthday?” he asked. “I want to give you something special.” The two of them were pressed together on the couch, Victor’s arms wrapped around Yuuri and face pressed into the side of his neck. The pleading in his eyes could rival Makkachin begging for a treat.  

“You’ve already given me so much, Victor,” Yuuri protested. His hands slid under the soft sweater that Victor wore, warming his hands. “There were the new skates, the suit that we went to that fancy store for….and everytime we get a hotel room, you make sure it’s upgraded and private.”

Victor gave him a wink at that last one, wiggling into Yuuri’s touch. “Why can’t I have a bit of privacy with you?” he teased.  “It’s too my advantage, too.” He loved giving Yuuri the privacy he craved during competitions to ease his nerves. “How can I have my skater going out if he’s not on the best bed?”

Yuuri rolled his eyes at that, but he could concede that point. It still didn’t mean that Victor wasn’t over extravagant at times. “Still, they were gifts,” he pointed out.  

“But not birthday gifts,” Victor protested.

Yuuri gave him a kiss on the cheek, removing his hands to smooth back Victor’s hair.  “When you let me buy you gifts, then you can buy me a birthday gift.”

Victor gave a slight whine at the loss of Yuuri’s hands and tried to fix it by wiggling even closer, practically sitting on Yuuri’s lap. “But you already gave me yourself, Yuuri. “You surprised me with the best gift, giving  me this beautiful ring and your love. How could I ask for anything else that could compare to that?”

Predictably, Yuuri’s cheeks turned bright red at the loving words murmured into the skin of his throat. He hadn’t consciously thought about how giving Victor a ring meant he was proposing, even if his heart had wanted it for so long.  He moved to hide his face in Victor’s chest, trying to cool his burning cheeks, mumbling his next words into his clothes.

“I just want to get something for us, for our home.” His words were muffled and Victor pulled him up to hear him better, eyes already shining. “It would…I mean… our first thing together.” He was still red, but the idea of them sharing a home and a life together made everything warm and he couldn’t keep the happiness out of his voice.

Victor hugged him so enthusiastically at the words that he tipped them both over off the couch, landing on his back with Yuuri on top of him. He waved away Yuuri’s worry, hugging him close. “Anything,” he promised.  “No matter if it’s soup pots or a broom.  It will be ours, together.”

Yuuri pressed his forehead against Victor’s, a soft smile on his face. He didn’t need anything special. He already had what he wanted.

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For @crimson-chains who wanted fluffy Victuuri!

“Yuuuuuri.” Victor’s voice was cajoling.  “Why won’t you tell me what you want for your birthday?” he asked. “I want to give you something special.” The two of them were pressed together on the couch, Victor’s arms wrapped around Yuuri and face pressed into the side of his neck. The pleading in his eyes could rival Makkachin begging for a treat.  

“You’ve already given me so much, Victor,” Yuuri protested. His hands slid under the soft sweater that Victor wore, warming his hands. “There were the new skates, the suit that we went to that fancy store for….and everytime we get a hotel room, you make sure it’s upgraded and private.”

Victor gave him a wink at that last one, wiggling into Yuuri’s touch. “Why can’t I have a bit of privacy with you?” he teased.  “It’s too my advantage, too.” He loved giving Yuuri the privacy he craved during competitions to ease his nerves. “How can I have my skater going out if he’s not on the best bed?”

Yuuri rolled his eyes at that, but he could concede that point. It still didn’t mean that Victor wasn’t over extravagant at times. “Still, they were gifts,” he pointed out.  

“But not birthday gifts,” Victor protested.

Yuuri gave him a kiss on the cheek, removing his hands to smooth back Victor’s hair.  “When you let me buy you gifts, then you can buy me a birthday gift.”

Victor gave a slight whine at the loss of Yuuri’s hands and tried to fix it by wiggling even closer, practically sitting on Yuuri’s lap. “But you already gave me yourself, Yuuri. “You surprised me with the best gift, giving  me this beautiful ring and your love. How could I ask for anything else that could compare to that?”

Predictably, Yuuri’s cheeks turned bright red at the loving words murmured into the skin of his throat. He hadn’t consciously thought about how giving Victor a ring meant he was proposing, even if his heart had wanted it for so long.  He moved to hide his face in Victor’s chest, trying to cool his burning cheeks, mumbling his next words into his clothes.

“I just want to get something for us, for our home.” His words were muffled and Victor pulled him up to hear him better, eyes already shining. “It would…I mean… our first thing together.” He was still red, but the idea of them sharing a home and a life together made everything warm and he couldn’t keep the happiness out of his voice.

Victor hugged him so enthusiastically at the words that he tipped them both over off the couch, landing on his back with Yuuri on top of him. He waved away Yuuri’s worry, hugging him close. “Anything,” he promised.  “No matter if it’s soup pots or a broom.  It will be ours, together.”

Yuuri pressed his forehead against Victor’s, a soft smile on his face. He didn’t need anything special. He already had what he wanted.

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Tsukki is cold, Karasuno to the rescue.

Latest colorspread from Furudate-sensei killed me in too many ways, our beanpole is weak to cold ♥

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Some scar talk o3o Yuri grew suspicious, but, Victor managed to cover! Now just cuteness :D AND SEXINESS NEXT UPDATE (which I will not be posting here, but on my NSFW blog) Can’t wait for the next pages? Become a 1 dollar patreon and get access to works in progress as well as finished page 2 days before the public! ^w^ (see link in blog description) NEXT —-> IN PROGRESS PREVIOUS FIRST

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Check out "Part 14: It's Okay" from George and Johnny on Tapas Not just queer baiting. A must read. So far, best lesson? Treat people right

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Part 2 is finally here! been so busy this whole month with school

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The update is so cute aaaaaah ! Also who is in the drawing in Yuuri's room ? Is it Emil, Leo, Guang Hong and Yuuri ? I couldn't really tell but the colors match...

Here’s a closeup of the frame in Yuuri’s room! I’m surprised you noticed!

Yuuri’s room is actually full of his drawings and the Fairies think they’re adorable and collect and frame every one of them

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{Chapter 2 - Part 1]

Finally out! This took a lot of time to make especially the backgrounds (I died a little inside doing them) Anyway hope you like the first part!

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OHOHOHOHHOO Sexy time shall happen it seems >w> YURI BEING BOLD!!! Sick of waiting for updates? Become a 1 dollar patreon and see works in progress and also finished pages 2 days before the public! :D (Check out blog description for link) NEXT—> In progress PREVIOUS FIRST

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This is ugly anyway I have fallen in love with them I’m gonna make videos with these two some day lol

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Yuri got a little snooze on Victor’s lap after some good food! ^w^ He also has an apartment filled with flowers now too XD Can’t wait for the next update? See works in progress and also finished pages 2 days before the public by becoming a 1 dollar patreon o3o (See link in blog description) NEXT —-> In progress PREVIOUS FIRST