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marx jumpscare. why are you here

geheheheheheeee-!

as to why im here... my biggest - and only - fan told me that he livedin this little village while we were having a chat, and i wanted to play a concert juuust for him!

...but i don't know where exactly in this village he resides, and i haven't gotten around to actually asking yet. oopsies!

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i dont want to hear about tomatoes anymore. who else can be asked

what's all this about tomatoes?

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SINE! COSINE! TANGEN T-

C: PERMUTATION!!!!

M: i am not entirely sure if that's the way the spells go...

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Mystery person could’ve just Bought one from a cafe or something

???: I have a name, yknow-

M: would you care to share it with the class?

???: tch- it's cosine, and don't you forget it!

M: why did you name yourself after a math term???

C: .... Thats- none of your business!

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M: why did you want the tomato anyway?!

??: to make a beautiful potion for my wonderful girlfriend! or, a wonderful potion for my beautiful girlfriend ..??

M: then you could have just asked! i suppose putting a tomato on the camera wouldn't do much, unless it was somehow alive.;;

??: so it all works out, then!

M: but now you're tomatoless.

??: oh. Right

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ooc/// 10 reblogs ! Wow

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MEAN

???: sure, but you threw a can at me!!

M: you stole my tomato!! it was a gift!!!

???: yeah, well, you're annoying!

M: WELL-

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Throws the soup can

[The sheer force of soup can to the head makes the thief swallow the tomato, healing herself in the process]

???:

M:

???: HA HA HA THAT WQS TOTALLY INTENTIONAL

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Give tomato back or suffer soup can to the head

????: well....welluh......uh.....TTTTAKE THIS!!!

[She shoves it into her mouth]

M:

M: SPIT IT OUT NOW

[she shakes her head profusely.]

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THROW THINHS AT EM

M: STICK ATTACK! STICK ATTACK!!!

???: PFF, that's nothi-

M: FIREBALL! ICE CRYSTAL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBA

???: EEEEEP- IM SORRY IM SORRY JUST DONT KILL ME-!!!!

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STEALING THE TOMATO I GAVE YOU NOOOO

???: Can't catch me, can't catch me!

M: CURSE MY STUBBY LEGS- I NED THAT TOMATO!!!

???: well I need it more, so im keeping it!!

M: BUT I NEED IT MOST!!!

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M: let's see... gently place the tomato on-

???: YOOOINK!

M: HEY!!! THAT'S MY MAXIM TOMATO!!

???: fiiinders keepers!

M: COME BACK HEEEEREEEEEEEEE-

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Throws a maxim tomato at you

Use it to heal the camera!

M: oh....thank you..? i do not think this can be used to repair the camera, however.

M: i can try...

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popstar's BORING show us the wool place!!!!

M: the wool- ah, yes, patch land...

P: I gotta go to the creepy woods place there to get some food for my friends! And me and Mage, too! The puffballs there are delicious...

M: ...our eating habits aside, we sadly won't be able to show you any of it, as we do have to get para's camera repaired for real. we can still describe it, i suppose....

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you only showed us like 2 places. Lame

My camera is BROKEN

no it's really not-

SMASHED TO SMITHEREEEEENS!!!

OHHH THE HORRIR.......

...

[Waddle Mage summons a bandage in a ball of warm fire, then gently puts the bandage on the camera, carefully avoiding any important buttons, screens or lenses.]

i do apologize for harming it...does this make up for that, somewhat?❤︎

...pffft.

Alright, you're forgiven...for now.

oh, thank goodness, I wouldn't know what to do with myself otherwise...

[...Are they always like this???]

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I heard prince fudge eats evidle and wead and suff and smoke it to

im sorry just WHEN exactly did the prince's drug eating and smoking habits become an issue I should be concerned in??

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speaking of the other denizens of Dreamland, have you ever made an encounter with popstar's very own Kirby?

kirby.... quite an interesting character. when me and para lived closer to waddle dee village, we saw him very often, but never really interacted.

except, once ... i was sitting down to eat a sandwich para so lovingly made for me, and Kirby came right up to me, shoved it in his mouth and flew away! i was so shocked i didn't say anything, but I suppose I can't be too mad at a child.

...well, i say that, but i dont know how old kirby actually is. i dont think anyone does? they never seem to age or grow, either!

hmmmm...