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Sooo Elita, do you like bugs? alsooo do you have any sort of insects on Cybertron?

No, and yes. Bugs are the worst.

Just don’t tell Orion I said as much…

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Fun fact of the cycleee there is infact a cybertronian named Drill-nuts. He's really ugly

There really are some...weird names out there.

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What would you do if you got fired?

Hypothetically. Obviously it didn't happen.

I would be sent to a lower teir position and have to work my way back up.

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Elita your so cool but why is your head shaped like a plus sign

-🚧🥽

Why are you shaped the way that you are?

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If I draw you will you be happy

-💥🌀

You…want to draw me?

clears her vocalizer and stands straighter

I don’t mind, as long as you get my good side.

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Are miners allowed sparkings (If you guys can even have them) I feel like it would be a hazard to have a little bitlet running around those mines...

Not unless a miner has a private unit or suite outside of the mining sector.

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Elita did you know that some birds kill other Birds eggs and eat them, then they replace them with their eggs

Uh…no? Why would I know that?

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Hi Elita. Since you're Assistant Supervisor, I'm guessing you've heard about the missing miner? If not, check Orion's blog =)

Yes, I’ve heard, but I’m not allowed to participate in the investigation aside from answering questions.

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Hey elita, help us Tickle pax till he honks!

Or dies of laughter

Hm? Oh…

grins mischievously

I can do that. I know where he hides.

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Is this a demotion?

Message from Mod about Inbox closings!

Hello, it is I; Mod. I have chosen to make this post from D's blog because he is the most popular with 189 followers (ty all so much btw WOW) & I mean, I really can't blame you bc goth girls are super cute and sexy

Anyways, starting TODAY, inboxes for all 3 blogs ( @ask-one-orion-pax @ask-one-elita ) will be run on queues of one answer every hour between 8 AM - 8 PM EST and will be CLOSED (still running queues) Friday-Sunday to slow inbox backup (I still have asks from four days ago 💀). Anonymous asks will be turned back on this upcoming Monday!

I am but one woman. Acting as three bots in a trenchcoat. A woman who did not anticipate how popular these silly blogs would get. You are all awesome!

Are you done yet? Can I have my blog back now? I have a lot of r-...uh...asks to answer.

Yes, all done! Here you go. I promise I didn't touch anything.

Thank you, Mod. Wait- Why did you- Where are you going?

I got stuff to do!

Why did you call me sexy?!

Bye!

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Hi Elita, me again! I'm back with another gift, but this time it's part of a duo set! Imma give the other one to Orion once he's open to asks again-

*places a small figurine resembling Orion carved from a metal material on your desk*

Hope you enjoy!

Oh! Well…this is actually pretty nice craftsmechship. Thank you.

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Could you vouch for Orions ability to take care of a cat?

Cus I have this spare kitten that absolutely refuses to be confined to a human sized residens.

Maybe hell stop stealing peoples pets if has his own?

Im afraid you might become a permanent cat sitter if he ends up not being ready for the responsibility though :/

I guarantee that he is currently incapable of caring for any kind of pet. We don’t have private living spaces here, so we’re not even allowed to have pets.

Maybe one cycle, if he ever gets a private space to call his own.

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*hands you a bouquet of flowers*

*reads off a piece of paper*

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like you and I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really think you're pretty.

Love,

The first person you thought of when you saw the flowers.

*exits stage left*

Hmm…

That does sound like something Orion would say.

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Hi elita ur very pretty and gorgeous

*gives you a heart sticker and runs away*

examines the sticker

What kind of shape is this?

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Hypothetically speaking if someone you've supervised before were ugly BACK then .

And Say if they were Jacked and All Buffy with a More Macho type frame, would you even just a little teeny tiny word Say u might be attracted to them or nah?

I’m not usually attracted to mecha who look beefy. It would depend on a lot of other factors that decide if someone meets my standards or not.

Besides, I’m with Orion now, and I like him the way that he is.

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Backing up the Anon saying Orion is stealing cats he is infact stealing we don't know where he is keeping them tho-

I found him. He had one trapped in his recharge station. I made him give it back.

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Elita ur the most exquisite bot ever

I wouldn’t say that…but I am pretty great.