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I do apologise for any distress caused...

...However, while I can assure you that I wasn't involved in this, it does sound terribly like the work of a certain triangle.

I met Grunkle Ford and outnerded him with my Gravity Falls and cryptic creature knowledge. It pissed him off so much that he put my city in a time loop.

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Daily Brainteaser:

Why did the geometry book look tired?

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Alright, alright, I admit: this isn't really a brainteaser, just a curiosity of mine.

I'll post an actual brainteaser for you shortly.

Daily Brainteaser:

What is 'skibidi?' (...Seriously, I have no idea.)

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OOC: I ended up making a Bill blog as well, but I think Tumblr doesn't like him (or the Theraprism has him locked up tight) because he doesn't seem to be showing up in the tags amsmamxmsn 😭

It's @for--all--of--eternity, for anyone who might be interested! :3

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Daily Brainteaser:

What is 'skibidi?' (...Seriously, I have no idea.)

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Good morning, everyone.

I hope you're all staying safe and comfortable.

The kids and I are going to be making a pillow fort later. You're welcome to join us, if you'd like.

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Good evening everyone, from me—

—Cartoon Man with Glasses.

...apparently.

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This quote from the book makes me imagine Ford’s reoccurring dream just being his ass taking one of those online “am I lgbt” tests

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Did anyone tell Ford

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My days as a Cipherholic are... not days I am proud of.

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As a what, Ford?

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No, no. Just two.

You remind me of someone...

You've been to a lot of dimensions, right? Met a lot of... people? Creatures?

- L.M.

Indeed, I have spent... quite some time away from my home dimension, and in that time, I've met quite a few interesting characters.

Perhaps our paths have crossed before? Or... failing that, I do have a twin brother; maybe he's the one you're thinking of.

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You remind me of someone...

You've been to a lot of dimensions, right? Met a lot of... people? Creatures?

- L.M.

Indeed, I have spent... quite some time away from my home dimension, and in that time, I've met quite a few interesting characters.

Perhaps our paths have crossed before? Or... failing that, I do have a twin brother; maybe he's the one you're thinking of.

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Daily Brainteaser:

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If something "weird" falls into gravity falls, How do they leave? Asking for a... friend. -River styx

Ah! Well, it's far from uncommon for weird things to fall into Gravity Falls. In fact, it's now a recorded phenomenon; in scientific circles, we call it the Natural Law of Weirdness Magnetism.

The problem is, while weirdness is naturally attracted to Gravity Falls, it tends to become... trapped inside, as if by a barrier. There is an equation to break this barrier, but doing so may come with... hazards.

...Please let 'your friend' know that they have my sympathy. If there is anything I can do to help... 'your friend,' then— please, don't hesitate to let me know.

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OOC: Hi, folks! I didn't plan on making many OOC posts here at all, but I wanna repeat something from my rules post: this is an 18+ only blog. I'll softblock minors and ageless blogs who follow. Please have an age range somewhere visible on your blog.

It's nothing personal; but I'm an adult, and there may be adult themes on this blog, and I don't want minors seeing anything they shouldn't. 😭