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[ask-pentious]

I'm not ignoring your asks, things have just been "a lot" lately. I'm going through some financial stuff, trying to find a job one that doesn't make me want to rip my face off, but my car is currently broken, and a lot of other personal things I'm not going to get into. I don't normally promote my Ko-fi, but if you can contribute anything it would be very much appreciated. I know everyone is exhausted and broke, so I want to say only donate if you can. And if you have any suggestions for remote jobs, that will be helpful too!

Anyway here's my Ko-fi and I'll try to get more active soon.

[ask-pentious]

Hey, ya'll, I'm going through some stuff, so I'm gonna step away for a bit. Thanks for enjoying so much of my content and the Lutualverse, I really appreciate it. I promise I'll be back to @ask-lute , @ask-pentious , @ask-charliemorningstar , @ask-loona-hellhound , @yagirlvelvette , and @exorcist-timpani real soon.

Love ya'll.

-Lilith 💜

[ask-pentious]

Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

I have a wide variety of ssspoons but I prefer smaller ones.-🎩🐍

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my friend thinks your cute lol

Dis is meh friend:

Heh heh...Lovely to meet you...ummm bird friend.-🎩🐍

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I'll be back at it ASAP, I've been both sick and very busy the last couple of weeks.- Lilith 💜

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Pentious, how do you feel about- well, basically the whole Hazbin community knowing about your two dicks?

My two...I ASSSURE YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO!-🎩🐍

[It took nearly a year for someone to ask about this. -Lilith 💜]

[ask-pentious]

Happy Valentine'sss Day, my dear! I hope you all have a wonderful day!-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Origins: Baptized in Flame

A young gentleman toils away in the lab he created in his house. His inventions are all he wanted to create since he was a kid. He never thought he'd have the funding he does today. Sure some of the inventions he creates are used to destroy the lives of people he'd never meet, but it's not like he's doing it, right?

“Father? Mum says it's time for dinner, will you be joining us tonight?” A young child peaks around the corner, his voice is laced with apprehension and ready for disappointment.

“Not now, Edward, I've told you not to disturb me while I'm working.” The gentleman replies in a harsh tone. “J-just tell your mother to leave it on the table, I'll eat it when I have time.”

The child walks further into the room, always enamored by the machinery his father created. He picks up a small machine, giggling as it's gears twirl and twist. The intricacy of each connection makes him think his father is some sort of wizard, no mortal hand could create such an exquisite design.

“Will you put that down! These aren't toys, Edward!” The gentleman says as he swiftly rips the machine away from the child, placing it high upon a shelf. His eyes drift back to the child, now looking on the verge of tears. “Edward, I'm...I'm sorry, it's just that I have deadlines.”

The child's eyes continue to well up with tears and he runs out of the room back to the comfort of his mother, he slams the door behind him, the vibrations knocking the small machine to the floor. Gears flying across the room and metal bits clang. The man sighs. He grabs a broom from his closet and begins to sweep up the parts.

“Why do you always mess up with him, you idiot. He's just a curious child like you were at his age. He deserves a better father.” The man talks to himself out loud. “Tomorrow, no work, I'll take him and Adelaide to the commons and we'll make a day of it.”

As he thinks over plans tomorrow his mind begins to wander. He's almost finished with sweeping up the mess when there's a sound of shattering glass behind him. It snaps him back to attention and his eyes widen as he turns. He's met with a burst of flame. His best efforts to pat the fire out with a cloth are for nothing, before long half of the laboratory is engulfed in flames. Thinking of his only recourse he rushes out the door to the dining room. He rounds the corner seeing his wife and child eating their dinner.

“Adelaide, take Edward and get out of here! The lab is burning, and I don't think we have much time befo-” His words are cut as an explosion knocks debris across the room, trapping the family in the dining room, the only room they can run to is back into the lab. Smoke begins to fill the room. The gentleman makes a quick decision and smashes the window of the dining room. His arm cut as he pulls it back in.

“Go! Now! I'll be there soon, I have to save my research!” The man yells to his wife and child.

“No, forget your work, just come with us! Please!” His wife Adelaide protests.

“Papa! Please!” Edward joins in.

“We don't have time for this, just go! I'll be out soon!” The man reassures his family, he helps them through the window, puts a cloth over his mouth and rushes back into the lab. He heads straight for the drawer where his papers are stored, grabbing at them frantically and with reckless abandon he gets what he could, he makes his way back towards the dining room. As he's mere inches away from the door, the roof crumbles, blocking him in. He looks around the room the only other way out is a small window. He rushes to it, throwing out his papers to save them, then he tries to squeeze himself through the window but can't quite make it through.

“Papa!” Edward says rushing towards the window to help his father.

“Edward no! Stay away it isn't safe! Adelaide! Get him please” The man says and watches as his wife grabs their child to pull him to safety.

The room begins to collapse around him, and he realizes this is it there's no way out.

“Edward...Adelaide...I love you... and I'm-” His words end with a beam falling on top of him, it's instant, he's gone.

“ssssorry!” The sentence finishes as he's met with an unfamiliar landscape. He tries to take a step but can't seem to feel his legs, in fact his body feels different.

“What the Hell?” -🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Quite the lofty lissst of questions, but I'll give it a go too.-🎩🐍

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[ask-pentious]

Strange Pirate, eh? I believe Sir Pentious already struck fear into the heartsss of Hell'sss denizensss we'll enough!-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Note about asks.

I will get to them, I've been very out of sorts this last week. My brain has been mush. That being said, if I'm not answering your asks, blame Tumblr because it seems like it's doing that weird thing where it deletes asks from my inbox. For example, Ask-Lute shows it has 15 but I can only access about 5 or 6. So I'm not sure how to remedy that. But I'll answer what I can see. -Lilith

[ask-pentious]

Here you go

Ah! Yesss, fellow engineer, the beaver! Alwaysss loved the little fellowsss!-🎩🐍

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how many pickles can you fit into Cherri's personality

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HAPPY CRISIS, PENTIOUS!!

Er, I mean MERRY CHRYSLER!!

Wait, that’s not right…

MERRY SHITSCRAM!!

My dear, please ssslow down and form your words. Also I apologize for my tardinessss in responding. -🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Merry Christmas, pentious! Here's your present!

*gives you a framed picture of cherri bomb and frank*

So you can remember them always:)

Thank you, dear, and a merry Christmas to you.-🎩🐍

[ask-pentious]

Did you make this?

Absssolutely not! It's far too bland for my liking.-🎩🐍

((Digimon has some of the dumbest and best designs.))

[ask-pentious]

I got Omega paladin what did you get?

Ssstellar Dragon...oh I quite like that!-🎩🐍