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[ask-polysho]

rui if you do the nae nae i’ll boost it up to two dollars

“Nene that’s 200 yen ple-”

“NO.”

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2 and 10 for game 4?

2. Who comes up with the best date night ideas?

“Either Rui or Emu. They both come up with batshit insane ideas that end up being a lot of fun…”

10. Who texts the most memes to the other(s)?

“Rui. I can’t fucking escape it.”

“But they make you laugh do they not?”

“THAT’S NOT THE POINT! THEY FLOOD OUR GROUP CHAT!!”

“I wouldn’t say flood… I’d say… make a healthy contribution.”

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would any of you do the nae nae for a dollar

“I-”

“Fucking don’t.”

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10, 15, 16, and 17 for the 1st ask game :3

10. Who would win in a fight?

“Emu, no question.”

“What about me-”

“Emu could kick your ass without breaking a sweat.”

15. Who has better fashion sense?

“I think I-”

“Absolutely not.”

“It technically follows color theory!”

“If you have to argue a technicality then it doesn’t work!”

(Rui just pouts.)

“Nene-chan always dresses so pretty and cottagecore!”

“I have to agree with Emu here. Nene’s always very well-dressed.”

16. Who loses their temper fastest?

“Nene-Chan gets super-duper-ultra-mad when she plays games!”

“Yeah, but Tsukasa rants like a tired mom when Rui doesn’t do his chores.”

17. Who would bring home a stray animal?

“As we’ve said before, Rui has.”

“And now he lives with us~”

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//I am once again asking for y’all to send them asks

Ask game 1

Ask Game 2

Ask Game 3

Ask Game 4

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“No.”

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nene and tsukasa do you really expect him to leave a poor adorable little stray cat alone? are you both heartless??? cruel….

“We expect him to take it to a shelter.”

“Not our house.”

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So for the ask game, 17

Ask game

17. Who would bring home a stray animal?

“Rui has brought home stray animals.”

“But now you love Astro, don’t you~?”

“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!”

“Rui, you’re not supposed to bring home stray cats, no matter how cute they are.”

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Character HC Asks For Any Relationship

Friends? Family? Enemies? Lovers? Canon characters? OCs? These asks fit all relationship types! Send at least two characters and a number to receive someone's headcanon answer. Optionally include what kind of relationship type you want to hear about, otherwise it's answerer's choice!

And as always, consider sending an ask to whoever you reblogged from to brighten their day!

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1. How did they meet and what were their first impressions of each other?

2. What kind of dynamic do they have with each other?

3. What do others think of them?

4. Do they have the same love language as each other?

5. Is their joint future bright or bleak?

6. How close are they physically?

7. Do they have a desire to protect each other?

8. Do they prefer being alone, together, or with others?

9. Do they laugh at each other?

10. Who would win in a fight?

11. Who is a better liar?

12. Who is a better caregiver?

13. Who is a better dancer?

14. Who is a better cook?

15. Who has better fashion sense?

16. Who loses their temper fastest?

17. Who would bring home a stray animal?

18. Who would hold onto a grudge longer?

19. Who is quickest to throw money at a problem?

20. What's the worst thing about them teaming up?

21. What's the best thing about them teaming up

22. What's something they both love?

23. What's something they both hate?

24. What's something that one of them loves, but the other hates?

25. Would they ever be jealous of each other?

26. Would they ever be jealous over each other?

27. How would they solve the trolley problem together?

28. What's a conversation they'd get overly invested in that nobody else would care about?

29. Would they ever get matching tattoos?

30. What's something one thinks the other should improve upon?

31. What's a false conclusion one might jump to about the other?

32. What's a book, movie or song one would recommend to the other?

33. What's something they'd find surprising about each other?

34. What's something that makes them proud of each other?

35. What is a point of gossip other people might say about them?

36. What is a gift one would give to the other?

37. What would it take for them to betray each other?

38. What do they find embarrassing about each other?

39. What's an inside joke they'd have together?

40. What's a secret one would never tell the other?

41. If they had to spend a month apart, how would they fare?

42. If someone else assumes they are romantic partners, how do they react?

43. If someone else assumes they are blood relatives, how do they react?

44. If they had to squeeze together in a cramped space, what would happen?

45. If one of them was in trouble, what would the other do?

46. If they could each have one wish related to the other, what would it be?

47. If they had to solve a complex puzzle together, how would it go?

48. If they swapped bodies, how would they handle it?

49. If one of them wanted to split up, how would the other react?

50. If they had to write their future selves a note, what would it say?

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Magic Mail? Your not sure how else somebody could send you this:

10 FOOT TALL OBSIDIAN OBELISK

is for some reason here. With you.

“Oh-”

“HOW THE HELL-”

“For the love of god save yourself the trouble of questioning things…”

*Emu is trying to climb it.*

“Ooh~ That looks fun~ I want to-”

“No, your ass is not athletic enough to climb that.”

:(

“EMU MY LOVE PLEASE GET DOWN!”

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Finally!!! After sifting through various solo Rui's, I have come across a version of my troupe whose age is close to my own!!!! But... is there also another ME on this account???

-Tsukasa from @flower-and-pegasus (college AU)

“Why YES there is! Pleasure to meet you, other me!”

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36 (nosy), but you are not allowed to speak and must use gestures to answer, then afterwards communicate your true answer through speech.

Ask game

36: Where would you like to live?

*Rui makes a circle with their arms and spins before breaking down into a fit of giggles.*

*Tsukasa does his best to try and draw a house and points to himself.*

*Emu jumps around and does some wild, incomprehensible movements before pointing excitedly at the others.*

*Nene just makes little typing motions with her fingers.*

“I’d love to travel the world, so pretty much anywhere~”

“I want to live in my childhood home! As uh, boring as that sounds…”

“That’s not boring at all, Tsukasa-kun! I think it’s very Wonderhoi! I’d love to live anywhere as long as my lovely partners are with me!☆”

*Nene smiles and gives Emu a kiss on the cheek.*

“That’s adorable… as for me, just… anywhere with WiFi… I wanna be able to play games and uh… um… yeah…”

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How about some 30?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

“Well, I-”

“Rui, you planned a whole wedding ceremony, we know what you want.”

“Unfortunately polyamorous marriage isn’t legalized anywhere as far as we know.”

“We could always get married at the Wonder Stage! Who says it needs to be legal?”

“The law???”

“Well we don’t necessarily need the tax benefits…”

“As excited as I am to marry you all, we should probably wait a little longer so our careers can stabilize. And so we’re not so young.”

“We’re young. You’re an old man.”

“I AM ONLY A MONTH OLDER THAN RUI!!!”

“Ah-ah, a month and a week, grandpa.”

“YOU ARE EVIL!!!”

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YDKJ Question, coming from Volume 4 The Ride’s Cold War Episode (For all off you)

The category is “Corpses That Sell Out”

Q- Suppose you see a commercial using the famous image of Nikita Khrushchev banging something on a table during his U.N. speech. Whose product is Nikita most likely endorsing?

Nike

Perdue

Jack Daniel’s

Starbucks

“I beg your pardon?”

(Rui just shrugs)

“Don’t ask me”

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9?

9 — does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

“I’m asexual so it just feels kinda weird to me.”

“Yes, that stuff is private and no one else’s business. I don’t discuss it with anyone other than my partners.”

“Not at all fufu~”

“It truly depends on my audience! I would never discuss these matters on line on a public forum, but I sometimes will discuss these kinds of topics with my friends!”

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//SEND THEM THINGS

“Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with? 2. Are you outgoing or shy? 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 4. Are you easy to get along with? 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 15. What good thing happened this summer? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? 19. Do you like bubble baths? 20. Do you like your neighbors? 21. What are you bad habits? 22. Where would you like to travel? 23. Do you have trust issues? 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? 26. What do you do when you wake up? 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? 28. Who are you most comfortable around? 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? 30. Do you ever want to get married? 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 33. Spell your name with your chin. 34. Do you play sports? What sports? 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 37. What do you say during awkward silences? 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? 40. What do you want to do after high school? 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? 43. Do you smile at strangers? 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? 46. What are you paranoid about? 47. Have you ever been high? 48. Have you ever been drunk? 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? 51. Ever wished you were someone else? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? 53. Favourite makeup brand? 54. Favourite store? 55. Favourite blog? 56. Favourite colour? 57. Favourite food? 58. Last thing you ate? 59. First thing you ate this morning? 60. Ever won a competition? For what? 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? 62. Been arrested? For what? 63. Ever been in love? 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? 65. Are you hungry right now? 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? 67. Facebook or Twitter? 68. Twitter or Tumblr? 69. Are you watching tv right now? 70. Names of your bestfriends? 71. Craving something? What? 72. What colour are your towels? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 75. Favourite animal? 76. What colour is your underwear? 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? 80. What colour pants? 81. Favourite tv show? 82. Favourite movie? 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? 87. First person you talked to today? 88. Last person you talked to today? 89. Name a person you hate? 90. Name a person you love? 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? 92. In a fight with someone? 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 95. Last movie you watched? 96. Favourite actress? 97. Favourite actor? 98. Do you tan a lot? 99. Have any pets? 100. How are you feeling? 101. Do you type fast? 102. Do you regret anything from your past? 103. Can you spell well? 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? 107. Have you ever been on a horse? 108. What should you be doing? 109. Is something irritating you right now? 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? 111. Do you have trust issues? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? 113. What was your childhood nickname? 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? 115. Do you play the Wii? 116. Are you listening to music right now? 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? 118. Do you like Chinese food? 119. Favourite book? 120. Are you afraid of the dark? 121. Are you mean? 122. Is cheating ever okay? 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? 125. Do you believe in true love? 126. Are you currently bored? 127. What makes you happy? 128. Would you change your name? 129. What your zodiac sign? 130. Do you like subway? 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 133. Favourite lyrics right now? 134. Can you count to one million? 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? 137. How tall are you? 138. Curly or Straight hair? 139. Brunette or Blonde? 140. Summer or Winter? 141. Night or Day? 142. Favourite month? 143. Are you a vegetarian? 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? 145. Tea or Coffee? 146. Was today a good day? 147. Mars or Snickers? 148. What’s your favourite quote? 149. Do you believe in ghosts? 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

These are really good. Drop a number or a few in my inbox :)

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“No, he is not. He is my beloved partner! Well, not to say one couldn’t be partners with a robot but- Ah, you know what I mean! Anyways is there anything I can get you, dear?”

Doin the portal thing bc I'm bored

Where am i...?

*platypus noise*

Ah...hello...

-@ask-robokasa-and-rui mod

//Aight bet

*Rui is roaming around, once again on platypus hunting duty.*

“Oh, hello! You must be another Tsukasa-kun! How are you doing? Can I get you anything?”