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So yeah if you haven't been keeping track of the roleplay I had going on with Hoole....

Recipes is dead.

I did this on purpose because I've honestly lost motivation for this muse. :( So no, she isn't coming back. Unless I change my mind in the future, in which case I'll add her as a side blog to RUA.

Otherwise, this blog is officially closed. Sorry if that disappoints anyone but I just don't have the time or motivation for it anymore.

If you are watching the roleplay with Hoole, it will be moved to the RUA blog. My next response will be from that blog, so don't watch for it here.

Thank you~

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The second those words leave Hoole's lips, you freeze in place. You can feel your heart hammering in your chest, pounding blood into your ears, but everything else has ground to a halt. You see, in your mind's eye, the timelines available to you. You have been able to see them for a while now. As mentioned prior, your time in the void taught you things. You can see timelines, but cannot interact with them. Thus your abilities are left to performing the actions you know will set things on a specific timeline.

You had been doing great. You were chugging along on the best path possible. All you had to do was get Hoole to run and everything would have stayed on course. Except... he had said no. In that instant, several timelines disappeared from your view. Including the one with the best outcome. You mentally curse as you view those remaining, spending precious minutes when in reality it is mere seconds. You do not have many options now. And the few you do... are not exactly comforting.

But it is all the choices you have and you suppose you are grateful to at the very least have choice at all. You choose the new "best" timeline in your opinion and return to the outside world with a bit of blinking. Rua is stalking towards you two and if he could show emotion you are rather certain he would be pissed for that book to the face. Glancing once more at Hoole, you at last turn to face the android with a frown.

'This is it....' you think.

'This is where I save a timeline.'

As Rua starts to reach out for Hoole, you abruptly leap forward with a sharp cry. You slam into the android's metal abdomen hard enough to make him take a step back, limbs immediately wrapping around any available surface. You can feel more than see red eyes shift down to you as you grunt. "You leave him alone you big bully!!" Your plan works as a cold hand snatches the back of your shirt, forcefully ripping you away from where you were clinging to him. You are lifted so fast you almost get vertigo, and then you are face-to-face with the monster, feet dangling many feet above the ground.

"D a t a  c o l l e c t i o n  i n i t i a t e d . P r e s e r v a t i o n  o f  t a r g e t  i s  n o t  p r i o r i t y . P r e p a r i n g  u t i l i z a t i o n  o f  m e t h o d  t w o  e x t r a c t i o n ."

You tense as Rua grabs you by the throat instead, releasing your shirt to free his other hand. Your own tiny ones scrabble at his wrist desperately for purchase as you find your windpipe half cut-off. You know what is coming. You have seen it. That does not make you any less terrified. No matter what Hoole says or does at this point, it is too late for you now. Rua is an immovable wall of titanium as he positions his hand in front of your face, mere inches separating metal plating from flushed skin. As you see the appendage shifting into a new shape, you finally cease your struggles, going almost limp in his grip. It will hurt less that way.

"H-Hoole... hey... d-don't worry, he's coming, all right? So just... stop being so fucking stupid!!"

"M e t h o d  t w o  e x t r a c t i o n  i n i t i a t e d ."

All you can hear is your own muffled screaming and the disgusting, bone-chilling sound of flesh being torn apart as Rua abruptly presses his modified hand to your face. Tiny spikes dig into your skin, then proceed to drill further, wires forcing their way past nerves and muscle to the brain through whatever ports they can squeeze into. Hot blood is spilling down your face to pour onto the carpet and some of it splatters onto Hoole and the couch as your body convulses, screams morphing to choked gurgles as the wires invade your brain. You know what he wants. It is only too bad you are letting him have it to make sure Hoole survives this.

"D a t a  o b t a i n e d . R e t r a c t i n g  e x t r a c t i o n  p r o b e s ."

It is the last thing you hear, aside from anything Hoole might be saying, before darkness overcomes you entirely. You fall, body hitting the carpet with a squishy thud, though your spirit continues plummeting into a dark void. It will probably morph into a dream bubble or something. But in reality, in Hoole's living room, your corpse lies on its back in a puddle of your own blood. Your face is mutilated beyond recognition; eyes gouged out, nose crushed, teeth broken. The blood soaks into the pages of the cook book you had thrown at Rua earlier as the probes sink back into his hand and it returns to normal. After a few long seconds of data processing, those cold, unfeeling eyes finally return to Hoole.

"E x t e r m i n a t e ."

Rua’s eyes slide over to Hoole at the choked exclamation, the tiny panels sliding across each other as his vision zooms in on the mage. Not one inch of his expression flickers, no recognition is shown; he merely stands there, stock still, as his crimson eyes begin to glow…

"HEY PCKL-LICKER!! OVER HERE!!!" You cry, chucking one of your heavier duty recipe books at the robot.

It slams into his head at enough of an angle to make it jerk upwards, the laser that had been aimed for Hoole blazing through the ceiling instead. You tug at the other fandom again, desperate and terrified as Rua’s head swivels back to its previous position.

"Hoole!! Hoole you enormous aplsce head, MOVE!!!" You beg, half-tempted to just let go and book it yourself as the robot moves towards the pair of you. It seems he did not take too kindly to you literally throwing the book at him.

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Rua's eyes slide over to Hoole at the choked exclamation, the tiny panels sliding across each other as his vision zooms in on the mage. Not one inch of his expression flickers, no recognition is shown; he merely stands there, stock still, as his crimson eyes begin to glow...

"HEY PCKL-LICKER!! OVER HERE!!!" You cry, chucking one of your heavier duty recipe books at the robot.

It slams into his head at enough of an angle to make it jerk upwards, the laser that had been aimed for Hoole blazing through the ceiling instead. You tug at the other fandom again, desperate and terrified as Rua's head swivels back to its previous position.

"Hoole!! Hoole you enormous aplsce head, MOVE!!!" You beg, half-tempted to just let go and book it yourself as the robot moves towards the pair of you. It seems he did not take too kindly to you literally throwing the book at him.

You release a frustrated groan and stamp your foot, adjusting the now-too-big clothes as best you can. “Just pearfect!” You blow a few long, dark strands of hair out of your face and bend down to pick up the ribbon that had come loose during the transformation. You feel so utterly short and just vulnerable like this, especially since you are in someone else’s home. “Never felt butter! Just getting in touch with my inner child appearently!” Honestly, how can things get any wor-

CRASH!!!

You release a high-pitched shriek and abscond to the other side of the couch where Hoole sits. Quivering a bit from shock and fear, you peer around its side at the source and immediately gasp. “Oh, fdg.”

"T a r g e t  l o c a t e d ."

"Sprnkls!! It’s him! He found me!!" You exclaim, diving behind Hoole entirely as the robotic menace straightens to his full, enormous height. Crimson eyes scan the both of you, sensors emitting soft beeps that can just barely be heard. "W-we need 2 go- now!!"

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Did you know that in most rcps that use alchl, they burn off all the alchl itself so only the flvr stays?? It's so you can eat as much as you want & not get WASTED!! 8D

Bourbon and Brown Sugar Ice Cream | Floating Kitchen

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You release a frustrated groan and stamp your foot, adjusting the now-too-big clothes as best you can. "Just pearfect!" You blow a few long, dark strands of hair out of your face and bend down to pick up the ribbon that had come loose during the transformation. You feel so utterly short and just vulnerable like this, especially since you are in someone else's home. "Never felt butter! Just getting in touch with my inner child appearently!" Honestly, how can things get any wor-

CRASH!!!

You release a high-pitched shriek and abscond to the other side of the couch where Hoole sits. Quivering a bit from shock and fear, you peer around its side at the source and immediately gasp. "Oh, fdg."

"T a r g e t  l o c a t e d ."

"Sprnkls!! It's him! He found me!!" You exclaim, diving behind Hoole entirely as the robotic menace straightens to his full, enormous height. Crimson eyes scan the both of you, sensors emitting soft beeps that can just barely be heard. "W-we need 2 go- now!!"

"Uh, yeah. Pretty hard 2 misteak that 4 anything else." You watch as he seems to panic at that confirmation, flopping back onto the couch again. Slightly concerned now, you hop off the counter and move to peer at him over the back of the couch. He certainly seems extremely upset over the news. Well, it is nice to know you have the right guy, at least.

You hear your message alert go off and glance at your inbox via your phone as you speak. “Well I can try 2 help, since I kinda know where they are. But- oh, fdgstx!!” Your eye catches on the “M!A” and suddenly there is a POOF of the anon magic you despise so greatly.

"…well, that happened."

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Frnch rcps are some of the BEST rcps!!

French Chocolate Cake

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Mmmm nothing beats the classics. <3

Chocolate Chip Strawberry Shortcakes | Julia’s Album

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Send me a ★ for one headcanon about my character's childhood

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It's like a Reese's Cup in a CHSCKE!!!! OAO

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheesecake

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"Uh, yeah. Pretty hard 2 misteak that 4 anything else." You watch as he seems to panic at that confirmation, flopping back onto the couch again. Slightly concerned now, you hop off the counter and move to peer at him over the back of the couch. He certainly seems extremely upset over the news. Well, it is nice to know you have the right guy, at least.

You hear your message alert go off and glance at your inbox via your phone as you speak. "Well I can try 2 help, since I kinda know where they are. But- oh, fdgstx!!" Your eye catches on the "M!A" and suddenly there is a POOF of the anon magic you despise so greatly.

"...well, that happened."

"I doughn’t know the fandoms pearsonally but I’m pretty sure LOCAP belongs to that 1 crossover fandom, Whostuck or something. & LOLAV belongs to uh… some furry fandom?? Haha I wasn’t really paying attention to details." Recipes shot him a broad, almost cocky grin as she shoved the marker back behind her ear.

"It’s craaaaaazy, the stuffing you come across in the void! Go looking for some cndy & find a bnch of appearently missing fandoms! 1 being a homicidal roebot. That was fun."

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I bet they're a lot swtr than reg strwbries! <3

Homemade Marzipan (Boiled Marzipan) | Love And Olive Oil

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It looks so tsty, I'm drooling!!

Buttermilk Fried Calamari with Lemon Aioli

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Hey look it's an awesome sld w/ 1/2 the fat!! 8D

No-Mayo Coleslaw Recipe | PBS Food

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((7: Firm Kiss Now Recipes is a child so I'm going to do this differently than I would have were she an adult. XD Also sorry for no art but I couldn't find a reference for your muse. ;A;))

RF: *puffs out her cheeks, which have flushed red* Why I gotta kiss'em? Can't I just give'em a Hershey's kiss??

RF: ...AUGH, FINE. Hold still!! *she got up on tiptoe, little hands grabbing at Hannibal's shirt to anchor herself and deliver a firm smooch to his cheek*

RF: Blech!! So, so icky!! Where's my ckie? I butter get a ckie!!

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I'm making sugar cookies and my brother is a godless heathen who doesn't appreciate cookie dough. He wouldn't even try it!

RF: He didn't wanna try CKIE DGH?! What kind of weirdo is he?!

RF: I bet it was deliciousssssss~ You should give me some. =u=

((PSA: You shouldn't eat raw cookie dough if it has raw eggs in it, unless you know the eggs have been pasteurized or treated so as to be eaten safely raw! Otherwise there's a salmonella risk. ;A;))

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hello, are you still active?

I am now.

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Foodom: Here, this is one of my favorite recipes!

RF: Omg it sounds so YUMMY!!!!