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Ms Rosie, my dog ain't stopping tryna eat my friend. He's not a cannibal but I knew him on Earth, helped me hide my evidence. Love the dog but it's getting vicious. What do I do?

Jeeze Louise I've been one busy lady, sorry for the wait

First I would question how your dogs moral standing is, is he intuitive. Perhaps your pooch notices something off in your friend that you don't see. Bad people tend to smell and taste different and your dog might be smelling that. He could also be very hungry, it's possible your friend is just a lovely flavor, mayhaps your dog just needs an extra snack every couple of days. If this isn't a problem with any other person those would be my guesses.

But, if your pup is just a bit violent I would suggest taking him to a dog park or buy him some new toys, give him healthy ways to get out his aggression.

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I'm usually into the ladies, however recently I've been truly infatuated with a male specimen instead. I don't think I want to do anything of the, ahem, sexual things with him, but I'd love to be in a romantic relationship with him. Does this change my lesbian sexuality, or am I just biromantic?? If things go badly, I could always eat him, I guess.

I'll tell ya what darling a label only matters so much as you want it too.

I know folks like yourself who call themselves bi, lesbian, sapphic, gay.

I know people who like to call themselves more niche and specific labels like homoflexible, polyromantic homosexual, omniromantic graysexual ect.

Personally I like to use the word queer, myself. It's as vague an nonspecific as I need and it encapsulates the evolution of everything identity I've had. For my life I never explored my attraction to women as it was quite frowned upon in the 1890s. But now I could marry a woman if one struck my fancy.

I know a lesbian couple, Charlie and Vaggie, very sweet kids, who I'm sure would be more than willing to help you honey!

If you wish to court this person, and they reciprocate then that's really all that matters.

Human soup is human soup regardless of what noodles, spices, and vegetables you put in it. Let yourself love in whatever you find comfortable.

I truly hope this helps, and make sure that gentleman treats you right or you'll be dining with aunt Rosie.

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I think I'm an 'ace in the hole ' like Alastor but I'm also a hopeless romantic. How do I find someone for me? Is there something I should look for? Should I bite them and just pick who tastes the best?

Oh honey, did you ever come to the right place! I know all about romance, and these new fangled words of identity, I surely wish such language was around in my time. My darling Alastor surely would understand himself better.

Firstly what is important is to make your intentions clear with whomever you plan to court. You must not hide any part of yourself, not your heart, nor your mind, your oddities, nor your beliefs. You should make it abundantly clear that you have no desire for sexual intercourse, and find someone who is okay with that. Having a pre-existing list of boundaries or things that make you feel uncomfortable so that your needs are established early on.

My Alastor who I believe is what you might call an arrow ace, which unlike you might think has nothing to do with cupids arrows. And he never made this fact clear to a (quite arrogant) fellow, we work with, who was pursuing him, which cause much confusion and heart break.

You must find what it is you are looking for in a mate, and go out being yourself. The people who appreciate who you are are the ones worth keeping around. We all have our most important values in a spouse, I tend to flirt most when I'm hungry, which often leads me to marrying with my stomach rather than my heart. I think the way to go is taking a nibble of all your suitors and going with your gut (pun intended)

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Who was your least favorite husband, Ms Rosie? And how did you figure out they weren't good husbands??

oh certainly, I've had my share of husbands so I have many stories.

I'd say the worst was Husband Number Two. He threw me down the stairs, twice. But more importantly he married while secretly being engaged to four other women. Though he sucked, I do have to say the five of us had the most delightful feast together.

My least favorite husband was actually not husband two, but #44. He was just very whiny, and negative, he hated everything I loved, critiqued my outfits, complained all the time, he was bitter, and he always tried to spoil picture shows. He was simply a bitch, and wasn't very flavorful at all.

Now I've been around the block many times and quite honestly I've yet to find a truly good husband. Some are worse than others but after the honeymoon faze fades away I seem to find the things I hate most about myself end up being the things that bother me the most in my husbands, and yet I seem to seek out flawed and broken people.

I believe you shouldn't marry a broken person.

You shouldn't marry someone who needs you, who you feel obligated to help.

Instead, you should marry someone who doesn't need you but wants you, desires you, find yourself a husband who chooses you everyday.

It also helps that in this modern day you have time to meet a man before you marry him. If he wouldn't walk through a snowstorm or traverse through a desert just to see you, just to make you smile then he doesn't deserve you!!

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hi ms Rosie!! my family has lots of angel left over from the extermination we need to cook before it goes bad; do you have any recipe recommendations?

Greeting dearest!

I completely understand the issue, and though a rare one I have some tips and tricks in mind.

The good news is Angles rarely if ever go bad ;) but in all reality angle meat tends to last quite a long time, I think its from the long and neatly immortal lives, works just like a natural preserver.

Angles can be cooked into many classic earthly dishes angle food cake, angle hair pasta, or chrusciki. They can be served as a meat, as a fine wine, or baked into a pie. There are so many ways to serve, if you come up with any share them with me!!

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I'm new to CannibalTown and need help settling in :( any advice?

Hello love welcome to CannibalTown I'm so very glad you are here. Moving to a new place can be scary but soon enough you will fit right in. My darling citizen's are very welcoming, especially to fellow cannibals. The easiest advice I can give is to get involved. We host "Eyescream Socials" about every two weeks, and there are always dinner parties. There's a highly respected woman, Susan, who lives here and if you can befriend her, you can befriend anyone.

And if you need help come find your Cannibal Queen, I'm always here for my people.

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Greetings Miss Overlord; I'm a follower and enjoyer of The Radio Demon's show and he seems to hold a lot of respect for you. How long have you known each other, and is there anything you care to tell me about him? He's such the mysterious figure, after all.

Oh my little Alastor, isn't he just the most darling fellow in all of hell?

Well I didn't know it at the time but I met him early on when he arrived in hell, before he was even the radio demon we know him as today. He stopped by in Cannibaltown and felt so in place with the rest of my people's, but he had bigger plans.

We formally met during his rising power. One day at an overlord meeting about how best to deal with this man picking off demons and overlords alike. Surprisingly just a few moments into the meeting did none other than the radio demon himself walk in. He took an empty seat across from mine, flashed his signature smile, and told Zestial to proceed.

After the meeting I pulled him aside, and we talked. We spent the whole day and the whole night chatting. My life has been infinitly better sense meeting him

He taught me of the radio. We shared time talking of being an overlord, shared our live stories, discussed the optimal way to cook a body. I've taught him modern slang, there's always new cannibals in town teaching me these sayings, or these policies.

He certainly likes to keep himself guarded up, and his wants can be confusing to others, but all he really wants in this death is entertainment. Entertainment and power I suppose.

I've known him for so much of this hell and I've never once seen the man fall in love, he seems repulsed by the lust and porn sectors of hell, really the meet idea of sex is enough to shut him down. But he is a quite loveable and friendly man if you truly get to know him and keep a smile on your face.

Sorry for such a long response but I rarely gat the chance to gush about my bestest friend.

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What are your go to seasonings

Malaria is always a good flavor note

Love some ground bat pepper

But my go to is a boiled blood sauce with eyeball garnish

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hi Rosie :D I wanted to know what makes a husband taste gross?? Does the personality effect the flavor?

Oh I'm so glad you asked, this is a favorite question of mine. The trend I've seen is often the crueltist husbands taste the best, although I do believe the victory of being rid of them increases the flavor more than the personality.

Different blood types also have very different flavors, I'm prefer the AB- myself, a royally delightful taste similar to that of fresh fruit, resistible and quite rare to find here in hell, as you no doubt know.

It also depends on how you cook it!!

P.S. all cops taste of ham if your looking for an Easter meal ;)

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Miss Rosie!! I'd love some help with my boyfriend! He's always so kind to me and cares so much, but he's got a horrid temper and takes it out on my friends. I don't want to eat him- much too skinny- but I need him to know he can talk about his anger with me! Do you have any advice?

Oh hello dear so glad you asked.

I suggest telling him you are going to start collecting ingredients for a boyfriend stew. Every time he loose hi temper take a bit of hair or some nails, anything he won't miss but that losing will bother him. If he is ever cruel or violent with you than take a finger. He will soonly be wiped into shape, or you'll get a nice stew. A win win!

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