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{Oh my god. Oh my FUCKING god.}

{Look, I probably know I shouldn’t be discussing “politics” on this blog. But this absolute BUFFOON of a man has left me absolutely livid.}

{I dont care about where you stand on Trumps policy’s. This is not about the wall, or immigration, whatever fuck else. This is about the EARTH, the planet we LIVE ON, and how we’re FUCKING it up, and how this man is speeding up the process instead of stopping it.}

{First of all, he believes Global Warming isnt real. EVEN THOUGH YEARS OF STUDY HAS PROVED IT TO BE TRUE, what, next you’re gonna say NASA faked the landing on the moon right? LOOK AROUND YOU! DO YOU THINK THE ICE CAPS MELTING AND ARTIC LIFE DYING OFF IS FAKE?!}

{AND OF COURSE THE EARTH IS COOLING, WHEN THOSE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND ALL THAT COLD WATER IS GETTING PUSHED INTO THE OCEAN, ITS GONNA KNOCK DOWN THE PLANETS TEMPERATURE A BIT AND FUCK WEATHER UP.}

{YOU SEE THIS? WE HAVE 12 YEARS TO STOP A CLIMATE CATASTROPHE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT TRUMP DOES!}

{LIKE I SAID, I’M NOT BASING THIS OFF TRUMPS POLICYS. I COULD GIVE LESS THEN TWO SHITS ABOUT THOSE. WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS HOW SHITTY HE HANDLES ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES, GOING AS FAR AS FLAT OUT IGNORING A HUGE ONE.}

{A PRESIDENT WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT SCIENCE AND THE SAFETY OF OUR PLANET IS NO PRESIDENT OF MINE.}

{THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK}

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“Well Mr. Arc, what if I told you that in exchange for...”

“....not attacking my castle...”

“I’d help you in stopping Ms. Xiao Long from turning the world into a punish nightmare.”

"So, you're part of the group thats planning to take me down. Do you truly believe your little group can defeat me?"

“Well it’s more I have a truce with Yang then I’m gonna take down Yang before she puns the world.”

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Salem hearing about Pun War 2 and plans to overthrow her

@chitty-chitty-yang-yang @arcpaladin-jaune

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So, any luck with Kevin?

“Yes actually, we managed to get him down and he is recovering nicely.”

“Thank you for asking.”

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It's been awhile. How've you been?

“Oh you know. Creating plans, carrying out attacks, the usual.”

“It all gets quite boring after a while, I’ll admit.”

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(I know you've probably answered this already, but stance on interacting with OC children of Salem? It's just I have a son character for Salem, and I don't want to introduce him without knowing if you'd be okay with interacting with Salem children OCs, especially since canon information might make it difficult.)

((Im sorry, but unless they’re the canon children of Salem I’m not comfortable with it, and even then im iffy about it. In my portrayal Salem is very corrupted and more grimm-like then human, so I dont think she would care much about children. But, you should check out @mama-grimm and ask her because her portrayal of Salem is more motherly and great!))

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“Sooo are you like the original big tiddy goth gf?” (ArcPaladin-Jaune)

“No no Mr. Arc, you misunderstand.”

“I wasn’t the original big tiddy goth gf, I was the original big tiddy goth wife.”

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“My upmost apologies everyone, I was busy planning my next steps and therefore haven’t had much time to answer asks.”

“So please, feel free to send in some questions.”

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We did a photoshoot while the snowstorm was going on. So glad I finally got the chance to do a photoshoot of Ruby!

How the frick do our favorite character’s not freeze in the cold holy balls

Photos were taken by cait_katt on IG (My big sister/our group Yang ;D)

On a Tumblr related note I should be active on here again soon. A lot of stuffs changed recently and mentally I was exhausted and couldnt social well for a bit. We’ve made progress though! So hopefully see y'all soon!

Please don’t repost without permission ;u;

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"Does that mean Im adopted as well?"

TAIYANG IS BEST DAD AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE COME HERE YOU GREAT BIG PAPA BEAR YOU HUG IT OUT YOU’RE WONDERFUL AND DOING YOUR BEST GOOD JOB TAI KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. AND MUN YOU RULE *aggressively hugs*

Taiyang nearly stumbled from the sudden hug, but kept his footing and returned the embrace.

“The only thing that makes me the best dad, is having the best kids..all of you guys”

“Oh yeah I forgot to mention anyone who follows me, I’ve legally adopted. That’s just how it is”

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“Actually it was another version of me, but yes, that did happen. Therefore i cannot harm you.”

“Salem code.”

“Since Yang has Ozpin on her side I think I have no choice but to call in my wild card….”

“SALEM! COME JOIN MY AWESOME ANTI-PUN GROUP! WE HAVE COOKIES AND PLUS YOU CAN PICK ON OZPIN!”

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“Picking on Ozpin you say.....”

“...”

“Im in.”

“Since Yang has Ozpin on her side I think I have no choice but to call in my wild card….”

“SALEM! COME JOIN MY AWESOME ANTI-PUN GROUP! WE HAVE COOKIES AND PLUS YOU CAN PICK ON OZPIN!”

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((I call this the "edgy emotional aesthetic alien"))

((please dont come for my makeup skills I know I suck Akdkkd))

((face reveal I guess???))

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((Also on a side note thank you all so much for 100 followers! Even though I'm super late))

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"Well to be honest I lost count a long, long time ago. Though the Great War is the most prominent one I can think of at this moment."

"I hope that is a sufficient answer, Mr. Webslinger."

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“Uh hey everyone! Me and Puppycat had some free time, soooo we decided to come check out this cool little website! 🐝”

“Feel free to ask us some questions! 🐝”

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@ozcarpin

((Something Salem would totally send Ozpin))