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On and scale of 1 to kanaya how gay r u

matt bomer

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why are your eyebrows so bushy

where, hecker

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dave you spelled dairy queen as diary queen

shut up this is my life

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so i went to mcdonalds

and there was someone just screaming like endlessly and no one was stopping him so i just kind of ordered my food and left my ears are still ringing

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

anyways good morning i’m still suffering internally yay

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go eat a dick you aren't you when you're hetero

anyways good morning i’m still suffering internally yay

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anyways good morning i'm still suffering internally yay

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second day

i still want to die

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not denied

i'm not gay

but dave is

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john egbert is

gay

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I thought you loved me

new phone who this…

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oh my god

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💔

nope.

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🤷‍♂️

nope.

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tell me do you get a boner anytime john unconsciously flirts with you

you cannot reach this caller ID at this time, please leave a message after the beep.

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nope.

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hi. my name is dave. i have an addiction to dairy queen