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... What are you doing?

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do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Ah! Uhm!

A bit nosy, aren't you? I dunno... Are you HR or something and gonna tattle on me if you don't like who I'm dating? Hahaha!

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ain't an office worker out of place for this fandom

(Actually, if you look at most delivery services, they do often have several sections that can overlap. Especially if they are related to quality support. Not everyone always goes on hauls, especially if cutting corners already.)

(I figure this is well meaning! I may not have been in delivery services before but I did do research on what Jackson does with his processing of all the paperwork. He's taking his "quality support" job as including the crew's quality of conditions too. It is overstepping what his job is truly but he cares more for doing what's right than what's by code.)

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put that grasshopper in your mouth for good luck.

No!!! That'd cause BAD luck! Nuh-uh! Not doing that! Killing one if I don't HAVE to eat it causes bad luck!

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Data log 1: Tulpar's New Intern

(Picture related to Jackson's day and his walk to work.)

19/01/WXYZ Year 9 with P.E. and the Tulpar

So. I was not made aware until quite literally right before the crew was ready to start preparing to leave that a fifth crew member was put on.

I don't get it. Why this late? What do they aim to accomplish other than-- I just can't shake the feeling. This is NOT a good idea. I'm already advocating before I meet with the rest and have to introduce the newbie. This is shit. For everyone, including the kid.

Fuck.

I hope Curly takes this seriously. I'm worried for everyone involved. I'm having to come in really late for this and I know it is a thankless job for me but I have to. I hate being the mediator for all this horseshit but I'm not going to ignore the crew either.

Maybe seeing a grasshopper for the first time in a while is a good sign. I'm gonna spiral otherwise. I gotta be persistent and listen in to their needs, even if Management never fucking approves shit unless I can open the whole damn crew.

Well. Except Swansea. Haha.

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Was... Was that Jimmy bothering you? Why is he bothering you?

Actually. I realized it may not have been him. I can't see any senders from y'all, in fact. (At least... From what I can tell.)

I assume you (all..?) must already know the Tulpar crew. That'd explain how my personal email was found though. Jimmy doesn't bother me actually. Despite how it may seem. I pity him, frankly, but he already knows that.

...Not in a negative way, that is. It's hard to say.

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So what're you up to with all your free time, paper pusher?

The usual. Filing away all the bullshit sent to me, keeping the crew aware of what HR says, and reporting to an from Management.

But I doubt you particularly care about my role.

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What's your favorite thing about this job?

Frankly. There isn't a lot to even praise to begin with. So I'd say mostly just the fact I don't have to go on hauls every trip.

...Though, they USED TO cover disability costs too. Cheapskates.

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Oh my God hiiiiiiiiiii Jackson hiiiiii

Oh! Hello! (Is this Daisuke? I don't see the sender...)

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(I will answer the asks tonight or tomorrow! Family comes first!)

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~Jackson has left this email on read.~

(Pester Him.)

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so why's your "email" titled "here to serve you your court orders"?

Oh my fuckin' god? ~It seems like he didn't know that and is restraining himself.~

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youre.... an it?

Yes. I am. I am a human being, which is an animal and therefore an it.

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What's the most absurd document you've had to process?

Oh lord, have mercy. Was my email leaked--? ~Jackson's face trickled with sweat at the ask.~

I'd have to say that most of the hauling period paperwork is ridiculous. I'm not legally allowed to say what is in them, but... You'd think the company would have "better tastes" in who they work with.

Actually. No. I'm lying. It's been the co-pilot's paperwork I can't stand. I don't blame him either, but at least don't make me read THIS kind of horsecrap.

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Ask Tulpar's "Office"; Jackson's Personal Email

You have stumbled on an unknown email that seems to still be active. Its deliberately marked as a personal email of sorts. The icon associated is clearly a long, curly haired man in glasses and a visible soul patch goatee.

Do you send an Email? (Ask)

Askbox: Open Queue: Empty Related Blogs: @ask-tulpar-magica (WIP)

Data Logs: #1: Tulpar's New Intern

(Mod and Blog are 18+, Crossover Friendly, Potential Triggering Topics, Ships may be present, OC info and Rules provided under the cut)

Jackson Martin

Nicknames: Jack, Jackie, "Paper Pusher"

Age: 28 years (29 on January 23rd)

Nationality: Irish-Italian American

Pronouns: He/They/It

Job: Office Worker, Processing Paperwork from Crews, Tulpar's primary agent for 9 Years and counting (Trained by previous Agent)

Likes: Cats, Fursuiting, Photography

Dislikes: Bigotry, Heights, Uncleanliness

Rules

You cannot kill Jackson or cause anything permanent.

You cannot alter his environment or fate/destiny.

You cannot change his timeline drastically without consequences.

You cannot "prove" his crew's future/ending nor that he is a character through "direct" means.

You may send him anything digital (such as an image or video).

You may make sex jokes (just be mindful of the person behind the blog).

You may make references to other media, though Jackson might not recognise it!

DO NOT send asks pertaining to real events, please and thank you!

Jackson's Boundaries (Have Fun with Bullying. I'm giving ammo here.)

DO NOT call him slurs

DO NOT pry about why he gets quiet about his relationships

He will not take pictures of rabbits well.

What's with him avoiding Anya when he can?

How come he's so harsh about Curly?

Where's the Bottles, Jackson?

What did you do this time, Jackson?

Bonus Info

Favorites:

Colors: Orange and Black

Pokemon: Gourgeist and Umbreon

Music Artist: Mr. Kitty

Book: The Great Gatsby

Movies/Shows: Puella Magi Madoka Magica and related

Fashion Style: Leather Biker

Relationships:

Anya - Strained from his POV, appeases her due to noticing her stress and anxiety, became Friends during Pony Express Training

Curly - Thinks he's too soft and unrealistic in his idealism, Sees him as a friend but Curly isn't sure due to the constant criticism

Daisuke - Sweet kid, Needs to work a different location or job in his opinion, Gets along with gaming and doing weird glitches in games

Jimmy - Has a crush on him but thinks he's too stuck up his own ass, Pranks him a lot when on Earthside and stationed, Probably has hit his ass before to say "WHERE IS YOUR ASS?" when he wasn't sober

Swansea - The healthiest relationship out of all of the crew, Ex-alcoholics anonymous buddies, Big to Little Brother dynamics, Helped Jackson get to 6 years of being sober of alcohol

All Icon and Sprite Art is drawn by @death-tinkerer.