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Listened to two seconds of Volume 10 and almost cried so happy birthday I still care about you.

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KR: Just give it a chance, I promise it won’t kill you. 
KN: Debatable. KR: Send Kenma and I some asks, volleyball players need downtime too.

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WHY

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@pranksterqueencrocker ur too soon))

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dave loves u, u know

IT’S WHATEVER, I WAS KIND OF A SHIT PERSON TO BEGIN WITH. I WOULDN’T PUT IT AGAINST HIM TO LEAVE.

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Karkat, hun, decapitation is Dirk's thing though. Why you gotta copy him like that?

I CAN AFFORD A REFERENCE OR TWO UNDER STRIDER’S JURISDICTION IF THAT’S THE THING YOU’RE GETTING AT. DIRK STRIDER COULD PASTE A GIGANTIC, EQUINE SHAPED COPYRIGHT AND I BET THAT EVERYONE WOULD STILL USE IT.AND BESIDES THAT MEME IS FUCKING GOLD HOW CAN YOU NOT EXPLOIT IT?

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I GAINED NINETY FOLLOWERS IN THE SPAN OF THREE??? DAYS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MANY PEOPLE ENJOY MY CRITIQUES I SHOULD'VE COME BACK SOONER. BUT KEEP SENDING ME ASKS BECAUSE A LOT OF MY SHIT IS REALLY OLD.

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@askjudesprite IT'S OKAY, MARKED-DOWN FURRY THEMED HALLOWEEN COSTUMES DON'T NEED TO HEAR.

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@askjudesprite SORRY WHO ARE YOU?

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@xayti I'M 5'9"

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FUCK ME!!!!!

Soooooooo, does anyone remember when @askacarcinogeneticist wore 6 inch High heels? I was thiiiiiiiinking maybe we should put him in a pair of 8 inch heels.

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Well hun, why not just talk to Dave? Talking it out should help clear things up. ^w^ It's at least better than panicking about it, no?

WAIT WAIT WAIT——

THAT SOUNDS MORE HORRENDOUS THAN EVERY SHADE OF GRAY YOU’VE EVER SEEN ME AS ON THIS BLOG.

THIS HAS GONE COMPLETELY FUCKING PEAR-SHAPED. THERE’S NO WAY OUT OF IT.

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION (AS BOTH A DISTRACTION AND A GODSENT PLEASANTRY) THAT I AM ACTUALLY ONLY 2 INCHES SHORTER THAN @dirkstri, AND @ask-thescourge-sisters DON’T NEED TO GIVE ME ELEVATING FEET DEATHTRAPS.

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Is Dave the bae?

I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE FUC K WHAT IF HE HATES M E N O W?? HOLY SHIT

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Are you and Dave still together?

THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A COLLOSAL MISTAKE THAT WENT UNDERWAY.

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((Alright, folks, everyone’s making their Big Emotional Posts about Homestuck ending, and since the second-to-last upd8 has officially happened, it’s high time that I made mine as well.

First, let me start off by saying that if you told the kid who had drawn THIS nearly 3 years ago that they’d have this much support and love in their corner today, they wouldn’t have believed you

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What is your opinion on Lala Loopsi Potty Surprise?

I AIN’T MESSING WITH SHIT, FUCK THAT!!