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hey Natasha does Bruce know that I am a huge fan of the hulk?

If you haven't told him then possibly not, but I'm sure he'd love to hear it. I think it gives him a good feeling considering all the years people just treated him like a monster.

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hey Natasha did tony get my message about his arc reactor in toy form?

Tony gets a lot of messages, it can take a while for him to get to things.

I'm sure he'll respond to you when he can.

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hey Natasha does iron man know about a toy version of his arc reactor?

Maybe not every single version, but yes I think we're all aware that toys of us and our equipment exist.

Actually, scratch that. Tony probably does know about every version of his. Pretty sure the companies all send him a few before officially releasing them.

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Miss Romanoff, I wasn’t expecting to see you here. Have you met Xialing, Shang-Chi’s sister? I have a feeling you two would get along.

-Wong @askthesorcerersupreme

I haven't had the pleasure yet, but from what I've heard I'd say your feeling is probably right.

@askthesorcerersupreme

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Hill is dead.

They said I was dead, too. Don't believe everything you see, they like to sensationalize things for dramatic effect.

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how intimidating does your muse find mine?

send an emoji (and/or a provided description of them) to let them know! this can be for how they perceive them now, how they perceived them when they first met them, how they perceive them during certain situations, anything at all!

😊 [SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES] — not intimidating at all

🙂 [SLIGHTLY SMILING FACE] — the tiniest bit intimidating

😗 [KISSING FACE] — a little intimidating

😳 [FACE WITH WIDE OPEN EYES] — can be intimidating sometimes but not always

🫢 [FACE WITH OPEN EYES AND HAND OVER MOUTH] — more intimidating than not

😕 [CONFUSED FACE] — mostly intimidating

🫣 [FACE WITH PEEKING EYES] — very intimidating

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what are holidays like these days? Does everyone gather for Thanksgiving or Christmas? Birthdays?

We try. It's not always over the actual dates anymore what with some people having other families, but we usually do something to mark the holidays.

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He's not wrong

Don't leave me on this site alone, Barton.

You're the one who decided to get back on here, Tasha

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Blame Hill going on about “good PR”

Don't leave me on this site alone, Barton.

You're the one who decided to get back on here, Tasha

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hey Natasha I hope you don't mind I introduce myself? my name is Anthony Michael Taylor and i am the next mentor to the next generation of power rangers cosplayers

I'm sure the next generation of Power Rangers cosplayers appreciate your mentorship.

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That’s... unexpected. 

I want to see it next time I come over, see what’s made the cut.

"I took an hour-long class on decoupage sophomore year. What else was I gonna do with it?"

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Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

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Sure, Tony...

Flattered you have a scrapbook about me, though.

on the subject of lingerie do you still have that pic of natasha?

"No. That photo was part of a gift-wrapped set of corporate espionage. I wasn't going to hold onto it for my scrapbook of times I got my ass beat by a gorgeous super spy."

Liar.

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fill my inbox ❣️

- fuck, marry, kill - would you rather - make me choose between two things - send me song & movie recs - ask me for advice - tell me about your day - talk to me about makeup - confess something to me on anon - ask me questions to get to know me - ask me about my fave things - ask for a blog rate - tell me what you think about my blog - srsly anything !!!! just don’t be a perve

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For those that celebrate: Happy Father's day.

Here's a bad dad joke.

What do you call a well balanced horse?

Stable

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how do I take over the world

A great place to start is to draw up a plan, then share it with me. You know, so I can help.

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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.

Definitely not your mommy, but I know some people who could help you find her if you've got lost?