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What tablet do you use?

((I use a Wacom Intuos Pen and Touch, small sized. It's the old, silver model))

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Love this new ask!! Tell us Dipper, has Wirt given you a poem written by him already? :)

Dipper: Every full moon he lines the bunker full of them, since he can’t be there when I regain consciousness. It means more to me than you could ever imagine.

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Did you seriously take a photo of Wirt while he was brushing his teeth? Also do sharptoothed supernaturals need special toothbrushes? (That is one of the tiny details that probably shouldn't vary by universe, but it does. Not as bad as the 'can chili peppers give people fire breath and required secondary powers' one though. )

Wirt: At this point I’ve accepted that he’s incorrigible 

Dipper: He loves it. As for special toothbrushes, my teeth aren’t really sharp enough to do much damage . 

Wirt: I’m less lucky. I go through a couple a year if I’m not careful. And picking bristles out of your teeth is pretty hard when you can’t see your reflection.

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When was Wirt transformed? As in, what time period does he hail from?

Wirt: I was born at the turn of the 19th century, and turned October 31st, 1815.

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How did you to meet??

Dipper: Okay, so it all started when a researcher in Gravity Falls suspected a rogue vampire was holing up somewhere, and contacted the Legio–

Wirt: Dipper, moonbeam, the sole light of my endless night, if you love me you will stop right now. 

Dipper: Aw, c’mon, Wirt. It wasn’t that bad.

Wirt: For you, maybe. For me it was mortifying. It’s still mortifying.

Dipper: What, like when you tried to use hypnotism to sedu–

Wirt: Oh my gosh, Dipper, shut up! You promised to never bring that up again!

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Wait...how the hell did you become a vampire Wirt? And what is it like living with Dipper?

Wirt: U-uh, anyway, living with Dipper is great. I mean, he’s messy and leaves fur on our furniture and after living alone for as long as I have, he can be sort of overwhelming sometimes–

Dipper: Rude.

Wirt: But he’s amazing company, and good about giving me space when I need it. He’s also really warm.

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Wirt is that blood on your shirt?! It looks like something exploded onto it!

Dipper: Because you love me and my taste in novelty t-shirts?

Wirt: You? Sure. Your taste? Not so much. Anyway, sorry if I startled you, anon. I promise, none of the blood spatter is real!

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Haha you guys are cute

Dipper: Hear that, Wirt? You’re cute and adorable

Wirt: If you want to see someone really cute, you should try looking in a mirror

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Do you guys have a plan for the full moon?

Dipper: Cages can’t hold me, and even though Wirt isn’t human, I still try to attack him if he’s around. For the past few months I’ve been locking myself in this defunct bunker in the woods a colleague of mine lends me. Wirt thinks it’s too dangerous down there when I’m not thinking rationally, but I’d rather get hurt myself than hurt anyone else ever again.

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OMg YOUR ART IS SO CUTE!!!! By the way, who's fangs are bigger? Dippers or wirts?

((Aaaaah, thank you so much!! 

As for their teeth:

Wirt’s fangs are longer, and significantly sharper. More of his teeth were affected by his transformation as well--his premolars function as a second set of incisors, and all of his flat teeth past his incisors have become somewhat sharpened for easier shredding and tearing. Dipper has thicker incisors than Wirt, but his teeth and jaws are technically built for crushing (his jaw strength even in human form has increased greatly))

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Does Wirt pet you, Dipper?

Dipper: He might indulge me from time to time.

Wirt: ‘From time to time?’ Try all the time. Dipper likes to think that he’s a lap dog.

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Smile for us, Wirt! Show us those pearly white fangs!

Dipper: See, Wirt? You aren’t making anyone uncomfortable. You have a great smile!

Wirt: It must be because I have a great reason to smile nowadays.

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Dipper: Hey everyone! Check it out: the first selfie on our new blog. I’ve been experimenting with working runes into some of my tech recently, and I’m finally getting somewhere. Wirt’s still blurry, but BAM, I did it. Actual photo of an actual vampire.

Wirt: dipper, why would you post this!? shoot, how do i take it down