askludo

[askludo]

[askludo]

I've used coconut oil in coffee in a pinch, it's good, especially if you use a milk frother to stir it in. I've had butter coffee. I like a savory drink. But uh... Gross? I'd try it for free but not for like $5.

it's easy to forget that other ceos are just as out of touch as tech guys but thankfully we have "rather than a flavor or a product, [olive oil] is really a platform" from starbucks to remind us of this

[askludo]

[askludo]

[askludo]

I love this! But we need extra little ones for my tiny big sisters, who I am told are cats and not just weird dogs.

omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. 

HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. 

(find them here.)

[askludo]

I helped my humans this summer! 

[askludo]

HUMAN FRIENDS.

I am back and blogging harder than ever! I live in New Jersey now, right across the bridge from Philadelphia! It gets hotter and colder than Seattle here, and there aren’t any coffee shops where I can go in with my humans, but we get snow here! SNOW.

We got here by driving! I made friends in eleven states!

[askludo]

Ludo, are you a wizard?

I am a puppy! Or a North American Barking Cat.

[askludo]

Things I Eats!

Sorry about the dead air! I've been busy lately. But just to remind you that I'm here, here's a list of things I eat or try to eat!

Broccoli stalks.

Brussels sprouts.

Iceberg lettuce.

Every part of the carrot. (I stole one with the top while my humans were putting away groceries!)

Paper towel that humans used for scrubbing the cast-iron meat pan! (Delicious!)

Street chicken, already dead

Street chicken, the living kind that goes cluck

Crows. (My human tells me that if I succeed, the crows will have a vendetta. I don't know what that means!)

Cat treats

Peanut butter

Plastic that once touched bacon

My own hair from the brush.

[askludo]

Hey Ludo, when your humans are not at home playing with you, as they should be might I add, what do you do to pass the time?

[askludo]

I'm a Saint Bernard who lives with a human who weighs less than me. When I see her relaxing on the couch I like to climb into her lap, because OBVIOUSLY the only way to truly relax is in a large pile. But she keeps pushing me off. I tried doing it more often but it doesn't seem to be helping and I'm out of ideas. What can I do to help her get past this phase of hers?

Humans are weird like that! You have my consolation! Everyone should have a pile to sleep in!Is she the boss in your pack? Does she think she’s the boss in your pack Maybe she wants to be on the top of the pile because she thinks she needs to protect you!You should humor your human if she thinks she’s the leader of your pack. Are there any blankets you can reach? Pull them down on the floor and make a comfortable den. Roll on your back and show your human your belly! They can’t resist belly rubs. Soon she will lay down in a puppy pile with you!Good luck!

[askludo]

There was a lot of noise a little while ago, and my human just explained what a footballs are! We live in Seattle! If the Seahawks win the big bowl of foods, maybe they will share it with me and the twelfth man! Go Seahawks!

Who is going to win the Superbowl this year?

Is the Superbowl a big bowl full of food? Probably Ludo!I have a secret! If you live with two humans, it isn’t hard to trick them into feeding you twice. The best time to do this is in the morning, when they are not awake to check! Wake up one of them and make sad noises. Then, wait as long as you are able to stand, and wake up the other one! They won’t want to wake the first one, so you will get bonus breakfast!That is how I win the Superbowl!

[askludo]

Why?

One time I ate most of a dead bird that I found in the park! 

[askludo]

Why is your coat so shiny?

My human says I am “genetically gifted.” I think that means I’m pretty.

[askludo]

Who is going to win the Superbowl this year?

Is the Superbowl a big bowl full of food? Probably Ludo!I have a secret! If you live with two humans, it isn’t hard to trick them into feeding you twice. The best time to do this is in the morning, when they are not awake to check! Wake up one of them and make sad noises. Then, wait as long as you are able to stand, and wake up the other one! They won’t want to wake the first one, so you will get bonus breakfast!That is how I win the Superbowl!

[askludo]

What is the best animal there is?

[askludo]

Why does my cat not act like a cat? She acts like a dog.

Maybe you should change your expectations! What is it to act “like a dog”? Your cat acts like your cat! Maybe she likes to play fetch! Maybe she likes to chew slippers and bark at mailmen and chew on tennis balls until they do not work anymore! What is cat behavior and what is dog behavior are social constructs!The small orange cat that lives in my house says you should read this book! Just to be sure, she says! Siona says cats are devious and may be lulling you into a “false sense of security,” but I don’t know what that means!