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You ever heard of this Elizabeth white person? Apparently she’s some sort of actor:

Yeah I’ve heard a her, hard not ta when people are fightin’ tooth ‘n nail for her fa their films.

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Ah monsieur! I hope you do not find bold or sudden of me to compliment your.. shall we say unique appearance? Your ability to transform into any shape you deem fit is an artists dream! - P.D. "Crazy Quilt"

Feels more lika curse than tha’, I’d gladly hand this ova ta you if I could.

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Happy 4th

And thanks to all my little mineral fans out there following.

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Thanks for the invite doll, maybe I’ll put a show on for ya an the others lata.

The halls all set, drinks are laid out, and the guests should be here soon. The best party this town has ev'a seen is about ta be kicked off!

(@askthedents @thejokerofgotham @asktheonearmedbandit @askclockking @askenygma @letsaskbatgirl @askmatthagenclayface)

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Ahem... Is this thing on? What? What do you mean it's a computer and its already on? What do you mean you set up voice typ- I'm gonna feed you to the damn piran...

Oh....

Hello citizens of Gotham. Tis is I. Your favorite Crime boss, Louie the Lilac. I've seen some of the other... Inferiors make these blogs-- including the freaks. So I naturally had to jump on board. I hope you ask some serious questions and please. Don't waste my time.

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Sup' matt. Ever seen Monty Python?

Me an’ a group a friends slipped inta the theata for a free showin’ back when as kids.

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Mr. Hagen! I just wanted to say that you are one of my favourite actors! You really made each role come alive! Your movies brought a lot of joy to the kids in Arkham Jr! -ask-a-chameleon

Thanks kid, glad to hear that my movies are still makin’ an impact somewhere.

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Like....we meant before Clayface. Did you have any pets as you were before?

Before I was this I was focused on my career, ta be a house home name ta the public. No time for a pet.

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Heh, well for my fans I shouldn’t keep ‘em waitin’. Give me a day an’ I can be there ta give ya a show you won’t forget.

Greetings, Mr. Hagen! My name is Cameron van Cleer of the Gotham Millionare Club and I have recently gained temporary ownership of the Iceberg Lounge. Knowing how good of a performer you are, I was wondering if I could interest you in portraying some sort of gig at the Lounge. -enterthecocoon

Sounds intriguing, it’s been some time since I last had an audience ta preform for.

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Greetings, Mr. Hagen! My name is Cameron van Cleer of the Gotham Millionare Club and I have recently gained temporary ownership of the Iceberg Lounge. Knowing how good of a performer you are, I was wondering if I could interest you in portraying some sort of gig at the Lounge. -enterthecocoon

Sounds intriguing, it’s been some time since I last had an audience ta preform for.

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Mr. Hagen, you have inspired just as many children as those before you if not more, so even if those days are behind ya, you'll still be their shining star.

Thank you my little mineral fan, that does bring about a brightness ta my day.

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Calendar Man Has Arrived!

Greetings! I was, rather embarrassingly, caught during my Father’s Day caper and after my first visit with Dr. Leland was allowed a chance to make one of these blogs!

Oh! You don’t know who I am without my mask, do you?

That’s me. I’m the holiday based villain, Calendar Man! My agenda is currently empty so help me deal with the soul-sucking boredom here and ask me some questions, hm?

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Did you ever have any pets?

Oh yes, ever since I became this mockery of a person, animals just flock ta me.

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what’s your daily routine?

Most of my time is taken up keepin’ an eye on Daggett by trailin’ him as some a his lesser goons, waitin’ ta get my revenge on that slime ball at ta perfect moment.

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Gotham seems as lovely a spot as any for a good haunting– don’t you think?

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Hey, don't give up hope. They might hire you anyway- I know a certain game developer in our time who would actually jump at casting you, I think....

Don’t know what your goin’ on ‘bout ‘our’ time, but I can tell ya now that ain’t no game developer gonna touch this monster with a twenty foot pole.

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Mr. Clayface, have you thought about calling you fans anything special? Like how Hatter calls his fans his “Hatlings”?

I’ve seen ta other villains givin’ their followers names an’ after thinkin’ it over I’ve decided all of you’ll be my minerals.