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[asksammylawrence]

*tries to drink ink through my nose*

HKDUTSFS-

(totally not referencing a video definitely not idk what you're talking about 👀)

"DON'T- PUT IT DOWN- BAD ANON-!! THAT'S MINE!"

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Ey, Sammy boy I-

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Why is there a bite taken outta your arm?

"People keep trying to cannibalise me..."

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*anon grabs sammy's ankle.*

"what if i just... bit your leg? what would happen?"

"I will beat your ass... Get off."

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We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning! WE DIDN'T START THE FI-

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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*Anon falls from the ceiling, holding a comedically small frying pan containing a single egg yolk.*

"Do you have any salt?"

"RIDER WOULD YOU QUIT-... Oh.. It's one of you... I have some salt packs in my lunch-"

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*[Runs up to Sammy and hugs him]* Happy belated father's day to my favorite fictional day ^^

(For context, I see Sammy as my fictional father's since he gives me comfort)

"I-.. aY-Your huh-? Wh? Uh-..? Okay-.... Thank you-"

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Yes Sammy. Write a gay love song about you and your husband! Now!

"I have two binders full already" :}

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Sammy, Alex, it's pride month. You know what that means >=)

"What..? Do you want me to write like... Gay music..? What?"

-w-

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Give me your cake I'm gonna steal your cake!

"NOOOOOO MINE!!"

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Hey I want a piece of cake :[

I like chocolate too ;^;

Gimme a piece pls I'll draw you something as a trade

>:(

"No. My cake"

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Extremely late B-Day party cake!! Just finished a piece of Chocolate Cake :>

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Sammy, don't listen to that last ask. Muscles or not you are still very, VERY, UTTERLY AMAZING! :D

"Ah, thank you.. I'm not listening anyway, I have no care for "working out" or anything..."

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Weak. You would look so much better with muscles.

"Oh fuck off. I compose music not fight it"

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What's your cats name?

"Midnight, we call him Middy for short"

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Sammy I wanna let you know 40 is officially when you reach attractive middle aged man territory and people go crazy over those so be careful

Especially if you're a cat dad and idk if I remember right but I think you have pet cats

". . . I do... Have a cat.. One... Uh..."

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DOES SAMMY HAVE MUSCLES YES OR NO

"Eh... Not really, I don't bother working out" :/

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*puts Sammy in a glass snow globe and shakes it*

"AAAAAAAAA"