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Here's something I'd like to do, but no idea how to even get started: text-based sneeze rp.
Anyone know where someone can go to find a fetish RP group/person?
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I love reading about pathetic men sneezing. I love when theyâre pathetic and horny and crying and squirming and embarrassed and awkward and sneezing through everything. Whatâs the goddamn point if heâs not a little worthless
#secret reblogs#[*in a suit of armor with a sword in hand*] WHOâS WITH ME!!#^prev tag#Sec's reply: For The Fic! Raaaah!!!!#snz prompts
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I don't know if this will help any of my fellow writers, but a good friend of mine put some things into perspective for me today, so I wanted to share.
I often wonder why some things of mine get a decent amount of engagement while others do not. Is it the content? Is it the length? Is it not enough snzfuckery? Blah, blah, blah.
My friend writes for a well-known organization in our town and told me that she experiences the same thing with her articles. She says that her most popular article is actually quite bad (lol) and she's not even sure why people love it so much. So, she started running statistics on all of her stuff, literally studied trends, markets, etc. She found that it has absolutely nothing to do with her content at all. It's all timing. Every bit of it. Did the right people see it at the right time? Was there a good amount of traffic on the website at that time?
So, if you feel like your stuff isn't being seen or isn't being commented on enough, sometimes? It's probably the timing more than anything else. Did people reblog it at the time when others will see it? Did you post it when people were actually there to read it?
Just something to think about before you go all "I MUST SUCK!" on yourself. <3
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It's the magical time of the year again, songs and decorations everywhere, magic in the air, no, not that, the air is just thick with germs as people flock from a store to another, and no mere cold is going to hinder their absolutely necessary seasonal shopping.
People sneezing accidentally on each other when standing in lines or next to crowded counters. Red-nosed, constantly snuffling people sneezing wetly on the mechandise that's soon to be picked up by some unlucky customer, or just in the air, spreading their colds far and wide.
Visibly cold-ridden people wiping their streaming noses into the ratty, wet tissues filling their pockets, then picking up a product, considering, and putting it back entirely contaminated, ready for the next busy customer. Or handing money to the cashier, painstakingly counting their change while sniffing thickly, head is swimming, are they getting a fever or is it just the snot? Eventually sneezing a sudden, rough sneeze into the palm of their free hand, the coins in the other, blushing fiercely, and handing the sticky coins to the poor cashier, asking them to count for them.
Of course the staff keeps catching everything and circulating the vicious colds among them, and giving back go the customers as they sneeze their way though the workdays, sneezing and blowing their noses while filling shelves, serving customers, oh but that one woman who always gets the colds so bad, a cashier today, her line is the shortest because anyone who gets a glimpse of her red, streaming nose or hears her sneeze, blow her nose or just talk will step back and find another line, no matter how long it is. One man even left his shopping right there when she abruptly sneezed, just walked out furiously sanitising his hands (he wasn't spared; he woke up two days later with a dry, sore throat and a leaky nose, remembered her, and groaned).
Yes. Perhaps it's magic in the air indeed.
#secret reblogs#Omgomgomgomg#contagion#snzblr#snz blog#previous tag below was just looool#sneezons greetings đđ
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It Got Worse! I am now avoiding this particular thread for my own sanity T-T
I am in a fun tumblr community rn and I got jumpscared T-T

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I am in a fun tumblr community rn and I got jumpscared T-T

#secret rants#secret rambles#snzblr#the vanillas are at it again#send help#I don't know how to act in this scenario T-T
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Man it's infuriating to see so many cool people posting their own cool snz stuff for the rest of us to enjoy, for free, only to be inundated with comments from ungrateful bastards making demands without even a halfhearted thank you first. Like can you not show the tiniest bit of appreciation? Fetish-wise we're all living the high life thanks to the charity of others, but that's still not enough for you, huh?
#secret reblogs#I have been very lucky in this space#everyone I have encountered here has been so sweet and supportive#it is so sad that people are getting these kinds of interactions for simply sharing their passions with us#please#let's just try and be kind to eachother#secret rants#secret rambles
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Iâm getting dangerously bold and more comfortable discussing sneezing with my coworker (right after they sneezed too!) â they were like âItâs hard to tell who to bless when you hear a snz in a room of peopleâ and I somehow went full unabashed wELL aCkShuAlly and explained how itâs pretty easy if you pay attention and hear their voice in the snz, etc etc
it was thrilling and now I know the next time snz comes up in conversation I can be like

#secret reblogs#snz#snzblr#snz blog#OP I am very happy you have found your confidence to be the snz wizard but this made me so anxious XD#please send an update!#i am invested now!
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Every time I see that âcover your mouseâ post go the rounds again I am reminded how I will never achieve such peak comedy again xD
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ok hear me out i love a post-shower fit like idk pick your fav to torture and he's just gotten out of the shower, has a towel wrapped around his waist (slut), the mirror is all foggy, there's so much STEAM
it's probably morning and he's about to get ready for the day which means like the usual teeth brushing, hair product, shaving, whatever but as soon as he steps out of the shower-- sneeze
ok no big deal? maybe it was the change in temperature. warm shower to cold bathroom. it happens, right? but then he's drying his hair and there's another, and another and it folds him in half
so now it's a THING. is he allergic to his new shampoo? did all the steam loosen up a bunch of congestion from a cold? who knows take your pick but whatever it is, it's becoming a Thing
(bonus points if s/o with the kink has caught on by now and is poking their head in like? uh? everything ok?) your fav continues on, determined. snuffling, sniffing, rubbing at his nose. he wipes a circle in the fogged up mirror to see himself as if looking at his face might give him a clue about what's setting him off, but all he sees is his expression crumpling up before he sneezes again
and it's just relentless. he thinks it'll taper off after a while but it just doesn't. trying to do his hair, wash his face, put on deodorant, every few seconds he's just waylaid by another sneeze. it's one of those slow but persistent fits that just will not leave him alone
also it's kind of defeated the purpose of a shower to begin with because now his face is a mess and he has to keep blowing his nose to keep ahead of it, he's leaking like a faucet, he's probably flushed from just the sheer amount of sneezes
eventually he gives up on the morning routine entirely and just sits on the edge of the tub with a handful of tissues and decides to just sneeze it out. shuddering, exhausted sneezes by that point, the ones that fold him up and even make one foot come up off the floor as he crunches in on himself
he's completely dry by now but still in just a towel, has not even made it to clothes yet. bathroom is completely de-fogged. how much time has passed? he has no idea. when he's finally done he feels like he just ran a marathon, and probably needs another shower
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Yeah.... I caved like a house of cards and listened to the eps and now I have more ideas than I can realistically do anything with right now T-T
And besides A/rthur being the worst at taking care of himself and finally admitting he doesn't feel well and J/ohn my beloved!!! Murder Mysteries Are My Jam!!!! I Cannot Express This Enough!!!! Ok I go to bed now
FUCKING SHIT MAL/EVO/LENT 48 IS DROPPING TONIGHT!!!!!!
#secret reblogs#secret rants#spoilers#ma/levolent#freaking a/rthur l/ester maaan#mal/evo/lent#m/alevolent
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Right now ADORING the....hmmm idk even what to call it. The "character on the run in an unfamiliar city, trying to survive out on the streets while remaining anonymous, forming NO connections whatsoever and going at it completely alone because for whatever reason they can't trust anyone -- anybody could be one of Them -- so they grit their teeth against the cold, the fear, the sheer loneliness of their situation as long as they can....until of course they get injured or sick badly enough that they *need* to rely on someone else despite their suspicion.....
#secret reblogs#whump#sickfic prompts#guys I am having ideas!#m/alevolent#ma/levolent#mal/evo/lent#snz prompts
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Entirely unprepared for the tissues aisle of my local supermarket today.
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He is just so cuddly looking T-T
I babygirlify him when I draw him from memory
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FUCKING SHIT MAL/EVO/LENT 48 IS DROPPING TONIGHT!!!!!!
#secret reblogs#mal/evo/lent#ma/levolent#GUYYYYYYYS!!!!!!#guys I can't!#I have class in the morning and an exam to study for T-T#the amount of fuel for fanfics and fanart this episode may give me will mess me up for a minute I am Not ready!!!
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omg tma!! I started re listening it a few weeks ago and obsessed again. I would love to see some more Elias from you𫣠Your previous fic with him is still one of my favourites
Thank you so much, I'm so glad you enjoyed it!!~
So I uh... meant for this to be a drabble, but it... got a little out of hand... and it's not very snz heavy, more plot/general sickness heavy, so I apologize if that's not what you had in mind, just kinda went the way it went~
A Betting Man
The one in which Peter bets Elias he won't last the day with the terrible head cold he's 'hiding'. (Definite HUGE spoilers for the M/agnus Archives, so please be aware of that!)
Characters: Elias, Peter, Tim, Rosie ( ft. lonelyeyes + mentions of Jon + Sasha) Word Count: 4.3k
Itâs been a long week, even for Elias. Dealing with a new archivist is always a bit of a headache, but especially now with all thatâs at stake. Near constant surveillance has left a strain on⊠what perhaps one could refer to as his âeyesâ. Jon has required a fair amount of supervision to make sure he stays on the right path- or, shall we say, at the right pace.Â
Leaning forward in his chair, Elias allows his face to rest against his hands. Jonâs in the middle of another statement, still adamant to deny his way through the horrors. Heâll be occupied for at least another fifteen minutes. More than enough time for a brief rest. Not a nap, just⊠a couple minutes to rest his eyesâŠ
âMr. Bouchard?â Rosieâs voice over the intercom jolts him awake from the waves of fatigue that had been pulling him in.Â
Elias hits the button to respond. He barely manages to get the âyes-â out before his voice breaks. He releases the button, ducking into his fist with a harsh cough, before trying again.Â
âYes, Rosie, what is it?â His voice still sounds rough, and he silently curses the nasal quality it possesses.Â
âUh, sorry to disturb you, Tim just has a few questions about some follow up to a statement, but I can tell him youâre busy⊠orâŠâ Rosie trails off, the hesitation evident in her voice.Â
âWell,â a voice sounds out, ringing out like a gunshot in the silent office. âBetter not keep him waiting.âÂ
Familiar as it may be, the sudden nature of the intrusion comes as quite the shock. Elias maintains a white-knuckled grip on his neutral expression as he turns to face the captain, heart pounding in his throat. âPeter, I believe Iâve asked you to announce yourself.âÂ
âAh, you did, seems Iâve forgotten again, ever so sorry Elias,â Peter smirks, unfolding himself from the corner heâd been watching from. âWouldnât want to step on your toes, what with the watching and all. More your thing than mine, isnât that right?âÂ
Elias simply rolls his eyes in response, glancing back to the intercom. Peter follows his gaze, chuckling lightly.
âPeter,â Elias cautions, scanning back over to Jon in his mind. Still caught up in the statement, going on about some form of⊠meat. Not something Elias needs playing in the back of his mind while dealing with Peter.Â
âRosieâs waiting,â Peter interrupts, pulling Eliasâs full focus back onto him. âShame to leave her hanging, sweet girl and all, just trying to do her job.âÂ
âIf youâd really like me to answer her, youâd leave me alone so I cahh⊠can do just that.âÂ
Elias trails off for only a second, feeling the itch that heâd believed quelled earlier this morning start to bubble back to the surface. The cold medicine should have had another few hours left. Seems burning the candle at all ends has its downfalls.Â
He still manages to finish strong, fighting off the sensation with a single brush of his finger. It did not, however, go unnoticed. Elias fights back a sigh as the sparkle heâs come to know all too well begins to appear in the sea captainâs eyes. The eager glisten of someone with a bet to propose.Â
âWe both know youâre perfectly capable of answering her with me in the room. It wouldnât be the first time Iâve had to be⊠subtle,â Peter offers, still watching Elias carefully.Â
With a deep resignation, Elias hits the button again, informing Rosie to tell Tim heâll stop by later. She answers with thanks, interrupted by Tim shouting something about âright-o double boss!â in the background. A slightly mortified Rosie repeats her thanks, the intercom cutting off her apologies for the intrusion.Â
Elias simply ignores it, turning his attention instead to Peter, still lingering in the office. Not undivided this time though, as Elias feels his nose twitch again. Eager to get this over with, he simply awaits Peterâs proposition. He could attempt to Know it, but with the current state of his head, and the dangerous buzzing in his sinuses, the risk seems to outweigh simply waiting.
âSo,â Peter begins, eyes flicking up and down Elias, as if running final calculations. âIâve got a wager to offer.âÂ
âI figured as much,â Elias replies, leaning back slightly in the chair and adjusting his suit jacket with feigned disinterest. âBut I donât believe you have anything to offer me that would entice me to accept it.âÂ
âI have a feeling youâll take it anyways, Elias.âÂ
âAnd whhih.. why iihh- hehh!-â With a desperate sniff, Elias manages to pull back control, fighting back the burning creeping up his nose.Â
âBecause,â Peter cuts in, looking damn near gleeful at Eliasâs struggle. âYouâve always been a betting man.âÂ
 âhiEhâmMPFfshh-uih!â Elias winces as the sneeze breaks through his control. He barely manages to catch it in the soft folds of his rapidly deployed handkerchief. Peter looks beyond thrilled at this, as if the sneeze itself was some form of acceptance. AndâÂ
âhHâMPFSHhâuh! hiHâMFSHHâoo!âÂ
They both know it never stops at one. Managing to stall the onslaught with a rough massage of the handkerchief, Elias cautiously lowers it and meets Peterâs eye again. Peter, for his part, offers a blessing. Elias shrugs it off with a grimace.Â
âFine,â Elias says, internally cursing again as his voice scrapes painfully against his ever-worsening throat. âWill taking this bet get you to leave me alone?âÂ
âI suppose so, if thatâs what youâd like,â Peter replies casually. They both know itâs not a hard sell, getting him to be alone.Â
âThen get on with it, whatâs the wager.âÂ
âA simple one,â Peter smiles, leaning forward and resting his arms on the desk. âIf you manage to hide this terrible head cold youâve picked up from the rest of your staff, then you win!âÂ
Of course Peter could tell. The medication had picked a lovely time to wear off, but⊠having this be the focus of such a wager was still⊠unpleasant. And besides, he had no time for such dramas. Jon was finishing up his statement by now. Elias found himself Knowing that Jon was in fact asking Sasha and Tim for the final reports on the follow up they managed to do. And for that, Tim was still waiting on him.Â
With another sigh, this one hitting something on the edge of his lungs and leaving him coughing into his fist, Elias manages to gain enough composure to reply with a mild, âIâm quite the busy man, Peter.âÂ
âOh I know you are,â Peter pushes the glass of the water on the desk closer, and Elias gives him a muted thanks. âHowever, all Iâm asking you to do is- well, what we both know you were planning to do anyways. Iâm just interested in making a little money on the whole ordeal.âÂ
âFine, name your price and then leave me to my work,â Elias replies, managing to stall the coughing with a few sips of the water.Â
âFifty dollars says you get caught before you go home today.âÂ
âNoted. Now, if youâll excuse me?â Elias stands from his desk, gesturing Peter towards the door. âI have an appointment with Tim.âÂ
Peter doesnât fight this, simply offering a deeply unsettling smile as he folds back out through the door. Only a faint mist clouding the hallway and echoing in Eliasâs mind lingers as any proof he was there at all. It soon fades from the doorway, though the fog covering Eliasâs thoughts remains. Maybe that one is more from the fever than the visit.Â
âmMFhshâoo!â Elias groans softly into the handkerchief, already feeling the hitching start up again as his eyes begin to water. Never just the one. âmPFShhâehâMFSHhhâoo!âÂ
He pulls his hands away, before ducking frantically into his shoulder for a final, âahâtshhiew!â that manages to slip through before he can catch it in the cloth.Â
Mercifully Peter left before that particular outburst, the pitchy whine of the last burst sending a rush of heat to Eliasâs ears. Peterâs never been one to shy away from a good bit of taunting when he gets the opportunity, and this would definitely have served as host to some mocking.Â
Making his way down the hall, Elias gives Rosie a polite nod, wincing slightly when she calls out to him.Â
âMr. Bouchard! Sorry sir, just have a couple things to run past you, if you have a moment?âÂ
âOf course Rosie,â Elias replies, turning slowly to face her with a calculated smile. She means well, and he canât find it in himself to be upset with her. Itâs hardly her fault that heâs unwell, or that he had the misfortune to draw Peterâs attention.Â
âIâll try to make this fast, thereâs just a few forms that need a signature, some follow up for you to review- oh! And I almost forgot, Jon was asking about a few different statements.âÂ
Absent-mindedly beginning to sign the papers, Elias turns his focus to finding Jon. It turns out heâs in artifact storage, looking at something related to a statement, perhaps. Itâs not an inconvenient spot for him to be, should make the meeting with Tim go a lot smoother.Â
âSir?â Rosie says, hesitantly. Elias manages to pull himself back, finding it harder than it should be. This fever seems to be worsening by the minute.Â
âMy apologies, Iâm a touch⊠preoccupied,â Elias pauses briefly, feeling the all too familiar sensation start buzzing in his nose once more. He manages to stall it with a quick rub. Rosie doesnât seem to notice, too busy looking down at her stack of paperwork.Â
âOh, Iâm sorry sir! Thereâs just the follow ups, and Jonâs questions-âÂ
âPlease leave those follow ups on my desk, Iâll get to them after I go and see Tim. As for Jon, Iâll pop by his office and talk to him myself,â Elias cuts her off, keeping the smile on his face as gentle as he can manage.Â
Rosie smiles back, nodding and jotting down a few notes on her pad. Elias nods his thanks, then making a few polite excuses, takes his leave. He barely makes it down the hall before the buzzing becomes all consuming. Handkerchief long forgotten at his desk, he settles for pressing his wrist to his nose, and attempting to stifle the onslaught.Â
âekângt-chh! ehâdngt! ânngdtâchh! hihh⊠hhângKTâchhâoo!âÂ
The last breaks through with a whiny exhale, spreading the fevered flush deeper into his cheeks. Heâd always taken a sense of pride in his control, both of himself and those around him. Part of being alive, and in power, as long as he has, it comes with the territory. But this cold was determined to rob him of any decorum he had left, it seemed.
Mercifully it seems no one witnessed this outburst either, but his charade of health is rapidly deteriorating. Elias lets another internal curse slip, this time it nearly passes his lips. Discreetly wiping a thin sheen of sweat from his forehead, he continues down the hall towards Tim.Â
Eliasâs specific brand of Knowing has its advantages, not the least of which being the ability to find any employee whenever necessary. In this case itâs walking up behind Tim pouring himself a coffee in the kitchen.Â
âI heard you wanted to speak to me, Tim?â Elias says, voice cutting through the silence. He admittedly revels a little in the shudder that runs through the (much) younger manâs spine.Â
âDouble boss,â Tim collects himself fast, giving one of his patented charming smiles. Itâs no wonder theâ well, everyone, falls for it so fast. âUncanny how you can sneak up on someone like that! Have you thought about going into the surprise birthday planning business?âÂ
âI⊠donât believe thatâs a thing,â Elias replies patiently, offering a contained smile. Itâs never a good idea to put off oneâs subordinates so soon. Keep them in line? Of course. But this early on, respect and fear are both key weapons to wield.Â
Tim chuckles, pouring a frankly outrageous amount of cream and sugar into the coffee before giving it a light stir. âWell if it isnât, it should be!âÂ
âI think Iâll leave the party planning to you, though Iâll always find some time to stop by for a piece of cake.âÂ
âAnd youâll always be welcome, youâre the big boss after all!â Tim smiles again, though Elias can see every ounce of sarcasm plastered throughout the grin. While he may not match Tim when it comes to charm, he far surpasses him in skills when lying is at play. Heâs had much more practice, after all.Â
Biting down the urge to cough again as his throat objects to the prolonged usage, Elias steadies himself with a firm, âI was told you wanted to see me? If you wouldnât mind getting to the point, I do have other matters of which to attendâŠâÂ
âOh, right!â Tim starts, setting down his coffee and reaching over to the table for a couple files. Elias takes this moment to duck into his wrist, managing a pair of completely silent stifles. Another trick his years have let him hone, though each new body seems to take a varying amount of time to reach perfection.
âhkândGT-uh!â Â
This one, unfortunately, is deeply uncooperative, letting the final sneeze escape into a strangled noise. Tim doesnât seem to have noticed, busy rustling through the files. Heâs obviously looking for something. It would be much easier to simply Know, and just give Tim the answer before even hearing the question⊠but that draws too much attention. Heâll just have to wait it out.Â
Since heâs standing here anyways, Elias takes the chance for a quick peek at Jon. He seems to have settled himself back into his office, clicking away at his computer as he translates a few statements over to the device. Hardly interesting work, theyâre certainly not anything worthwhile, but they should give him something to do for the rest of the afternoon.Â
âBoss?â Timâs voice pulls him back, and Elias attempts to focus on the file being held out to him. Attempts, and fails.Â
Instead, all he manages to do is offer a half strangled noise, and sway slightly on his feet. Tim, to his credit, is quick to react; pulling out a chair and leading Elias gently into it.Â
âThatâs quite alright,â Elias protests, attempting to stand before quickly thinking better of it. He plays off the attempt as merely changing position, crossing one leg over the other. âIt was just a touch of dizziness, havenât been sleeping enough lately, what with Jon in his new position and all. A lot of late nights, as I imagine the rest of you are pulling as well.âÂ
Timâs face is nearly unreadable. Elias almost considers Knowing his feelings, but given how poorly checking in on Jon just went, heâs not eager for a repeat performance.Â
Instead, he settles on raising carefully to his feet, and steadying Tim with a polite but firm look. âItâs nothing I canât handle. Now, the files? I believe I mentioned it before, but I have quite a lot to do.âÂ
With a small nod, face still tightly guarded, Tim lets his gaze drop down to the files, collecting the papers heâd been holding out before. He hands them over to Elias, who recognizes quite quickly that they all feature connections to some rather big donors. This must be why Tim wanted his input before continuing. He had given Jon quite the talking to for digging in too far the other day.Â
âThe trails of these follow ups have led to some interesting places,â Tim begins, going on some rant about Jonâs persistence, Sashaâs lack of interest in hard work, and more meaningless drama. Heâs just started on something about âneeding a contact in the law office down the blockâ when Elias feels the all too familiar tickle beginning to reemerge.
He isnât going to be able to get away without making his departure all too obvious. No room for polite excuses or subtly in this moment, so with a slight grimace, he makes his move.Â
âSo sorry, please excuse me for a sehh- second.âÂ
Tim pauses, just beginning to ask if everythingâs okay when Elias turns into his wrist, bending at the waist ever so slightly as he ducks away with a tightly contained âihâgnDt!âÂ
âOh- bless yo-â Tim starts, getting cut off by a wave from Elias, still hitching rapidly into his wrist.Â
âN- nohhht⊠d- done⊠hkânNgtchh! ihâmMFSShhhâuh! mMPFSHh! ihâMMPFShhhâoo!âÂ
âChrist, bless you boss! Quite the show there,â Tim laughs, clearly not too worried about mocking his superior. Normally Elias might chastise him a touch for that, but now doesnât seem the time for such things. Instead, he merely offers thanks, grabbing a tissue from the counter and attempting a polite blow.Â
There is a slight wince from Tim at this, Elias mimicking the action as his sinuses throb at the action. The dull ache spreads further throughout his head, and the world seems to spin as Elias pulls himself back to his full height. Timâs still looking on, a touch concerned, and Elias offers a vague wave.
âApologies, the dust down here still tends to get to me sometimes, even after these years.âÂ
Thereâs a brief pause, Tim seeming to consider this explanation, before the tension melts from his posture and itâs right back to the rambling. Itâs much different from Martinâs brand. That seems to be more about nerves, his mouth moving faster than he can keep up with. Timâs is more calculated, seemingly just enjoying the sound of his own voice. âSeems to happen to loads of people. Theyâre used to a much cleaner standard I think, the libraries seem to be cleaner at least, and itâs often a bit of a shock I think for people to see what disarray weâre in! I mean hell, Iâve succumbed to a few attacks of my own, and Jonâ christ, you should have heard him when he first started emptying out those boxes. Nearly dragged him out by his collar a few times, just to make sure he didnât stop breathing.âÂ
âAnd I thank you for that,â Elias interrupts with a polite smile. âNot eager to have to fill the role again quite so soon.âÂ
Tim chuckles a bit, but generally seems to be a bit lost in his own thoughts. Recalling memories of those first few weeks, Elias supposes. Or, shall we say, Knows. The knowledge leaves him a bit dizzy, but nothing nearly so bad to knock him off his feet this time. Tim snaps out of it quickly, returning to his line of questioning about donations, funding, and⊠things that sounded to be walking a fine line of legality.Â
Elias gives the proper responses; a smile here, nod there, yes or nos when appropriate, some casual conversation when thereâs nothing to comment on past a vague nicety. Eventually Tim finishes with his questions, Elias offering what knowledge he hadâ or rather, what knowledge he reasonably could have.Â
âSo if thatâs all,â Elias says, relief beginning to spread through him as the end of this meeting draws tantalizingly close. âIâll be getting back to my desk, and you should get back to work as well. There are still plenty of hours left in the day.âÂ
âNot much for me to do until Sasha gets back,â Tim starts, but Elias quickly cuts him off with a click of the tongue.Â
âIâm sure Jon could always use a hand, perhaps you can go get a few more boxes to pack up the statements heâs already been through.âÂ
âOr,â Tim strings out the word, giving a tilted grin. âI could go help Sasha with some very important research.âÂ
This thinly veiled attempt at getting off work would, once again, normally deserve some form of response. The least Tim could do is pretend to be working, put a little effort into the charade. But between the chills beginning to work their way up his spine, and the consistent itch that wonât leave him be, Elias finds himself with bigger things to focus on.Â
âDo what you will, just make sure you gehhâ get your work done before you leave for the day.âÂ
The single hitch breaks through his focus, Elias fighting it off with the last of his resolve. Tim doesnât let this one slide past though, reaching over and moving the tissues closer with a touch of a smirk on his face. Apparently eager for another display from the boss. Even as much as he despises the vulnerability, Elias canât say the⊠voyeuristic side doesnât hold its own appeal.Â
Itâs hardly up to him though, heâs been denying the whims of this cold for far too long it seems, and luck has run out. With the last bit of control he has left, he manages to grab a handful of the tissues Tim had so kindly pushed within reach, ducking into them as the fit finally breaks through.
âhHâRRSHHhoo!â
âWoah, bless you boss, that wa-âÂ
Elias cuts him off with a shake of his head, still hitching desperately into the tissues.Â
âN- never⊠nehh⊠never just⊠hKâTZSHHhoo! ehâRZSHhhoo! Christ, I cahh⊠canâtâ ehâRSHHhâoo! hhâETZSHhhiiew!âÂ
The last one comes out more whiny than the rest, Tim at least having the decency to look concerned at the change of pitch. Elias manages to watch him through watery eyes, finding it almost amusing how arguably the most charismatic of his employees seems absolutely lost as to what he should be doing. In his defense, at this stage, there isnât much to do but ride it out.Â
âihâEZSSHâEZSHHâoo!â The pair stumbles over each other, but leaves Elias with a long enough gap to grab another handful of tissues. He manages to get off a quick blow, wincing synchronously with Tim at the noises it produces. Not like he has much ability to save any dignity now.Â
Thankfully, it seems to have stopped the attack, and Elias sinks himself back into the chair Tim had pulled out for him earlier, exhausted. Really quite astounding, with how far the modern world has come, still a cure for the common cold remains out of reach.Â
âChrist, boss, bless you,â Tim offers, Elias startling a bit as he comes to the sudden remembrance heâs not alone.Â
âThagk you,â Elias replies, once again leaving them both wincing at his rapidly deteriorating state. If he didnât know better, Elias would think Peter somehow caused this illness to behave in this fashion. Alas, he does know better. And, for that matter, Know better. This state of rapid decline is par for the course in this body. It seems to have a quite poor immune system. Unfortunately not something he can blame Peter for.Â
âI think youâre running a fever,â Tim pauses, seeming to, for the first time, truly take in Eliasâs appearance. âA pretty bad one too, Iâd guess.âÂ
Elias pauses, face calm as he weighs his options. Itâs almost certain the betâs lost now. The other symptoms he could probably have waved off as more dust related problems, but a fever⊠thatâs hard to pin on a mere sensitivity, or even an allergy.Â
Still, the betâs not his main concern. Maintaining his careful balance of fear and respect requires a lot of maintenance. Being seen this unwell, this vulnerable, that certainly could tip the scales into unwanted territory.Â
âIâbââ Clearing his throat, Elias attempts some semblance of normal sounding speech, though the edges of his words still hold that heavy congested tone. âI might be a touch under the weather, but itâs nothing I canât handle. I appreciate your concern, but all I need is a good night's sleep, and I should be good as new.âÂ
It seems a mutual agreement that that statement was a lie, and that neither of them is going to be the one to point that out. Tim offers a vague shrug, mutters something sarcastic under his breath about ânot being Martinâ, followed by something about âspreading the plague to the whole officeâ, but generally leaves without much of a fuss.Â
The fussing, no doubt, will come in the form of a salt-tinged sea captain waiting in his office. Elias doesnât even have to Know, to know that one.Â
As he makes his way upstairs, shrugging off Rosieâs concerns with a tight, yet friendly, dismissal, Elias finds himself hurrying to duck into his office before theâ
âhhâatshhew! atâshhoo! Christ.â Â
âBless you, Elias.âÂ
Elias turns to face the voice, accepting the handkerchief it offers out to him. âYou knew Iâd lose, dihh⊠ahâtzshhâoo! atschhew! hehâRRSHhâoo! Bloody hell.âÂ
âAnd again,â Peter smirks.Â
âDidnât you?â Elias finishes, keeping an eye on the figure standing next to his chair.
âOf course I did,â Peter replies, nonchalant as ever. âRosie had you clocked since this morning. You had lost before you even accepted. Surprised someone of your standing didnât⊠Know that already. Still, it was quite entertaining, watching you attempt to hide it for so long.âÂ
Elias simply rolls his eyes, blowing his nose for what is almost the first real time today. It leaves him breathless, and he follows it with a second, then third. He takes more than a hint of enjoyment from the looks of concern that flash across Peterâs face.
Placing a fifty on the table, Elias sinks into his chair, finally beginning to let down his guard under Peterâs watchful gaze. He puts up little resistance when strong arms guide him up, and over to the small couch in the corner of his office. The lack of resistance continues as those same arms pull him down, laying him carefully across the couch, head resting lightly on Peterâs lap.Â
No words are spoken between them, but then again, they never really needed such things.
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Do you cover your mouse when you sneeze?
Yeah, I don't like it when he sees me sneeze
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