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Harry @ Jesse: "Oooh! A Cacturne! Y'know, I'm part Cacturne myself. Pops was one. Lookie!" he leans forward and obnoxiously points at the holes on his cheeks. "But you should tell me! Bein' a sheriff n' all. You deal with a lotta mayhem? Ooh! I know! Ever dug out a band of cultists? That would be amazing!"

“ Naw, aint none religious loons round here in my lifetime. Sure ya go back ‘bout hundred‘er so year summa my late kin coulda told ya somethin bout that though. “

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//Crawling out of the grave to give yall a PSA

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???: “ Well well, Look what we have here. “

(sometimespiritomb is now open for asks!!!)

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Inbox is now open and welcome to Questions and drawing Suggestions!

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Inbox is now open and welcome to Questions and drawing Suggestions!

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*Finger guns* (Weird Primarina and Cactus child) Poppy and Jesse for the shipping meme haha!

Grass/Water Type, Will beat you up for your lunch money but is a huge Mama’s boy (despite how much Jesse grounds him for said beat ups). 

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Crackship meme with the zangoose? (sometimes-zangoose)

Dark/Normal Type, the ultimate shit child who’s saving grace is that he didn’t inherent any of his moms thorns.

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( Sushi and Jesse for the crackship meme? :V )

A spiky little grass/fairy type who has a strong sense of justice and kindness thanks to both her moms personalities, but is also unfortunately afraid of her own shadow.

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Hoo okay now that I have a brand-spanking new laptop and got all my programs and stuff carried over, I felt like doing that Pokemon Crackship Kid meme again to stir up my artistic drive after being away so long since I’m such a sucker for character design, but… I felt bad reblogging Snow-ish’s so often. <:D; So I made my own instead.

Soooo… yep! Suggest two characters at the top, and then the receiver will whip up what their hypothetical resulting child would look like! Simple!

Now with that said, feel free to toss some suggestions! And of course, you’re free to reblog this yourself if you like! Have fun!

Full size link for anyone that has trouble getting it.

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Piki: hello sheriff!!! Wow, ive never met a police before.... how long've ya been travelin' fo, pardner??? *giggles*

“ Been Stickin round the same desert town fer most a’ my life, jus’ like my folk n’ their folk long before em’. Be’n a sheriff means ya can never get to far from the ones yer trying t’ protect. Farthest I been away was some lil human town past some ashy grass road. “

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//little too burnt out today to answer/draw any asks today, but I figured you guys would wanna see a lil gijinka sketch I did for fun today of Jesse!

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hey why does that latest ask looks like that skeleton from that one popular game???

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-obligatory McCree meme-

Save a horse, Ride a cactus

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"So if you're a succulent does that mean your taste reflects the name as well?" The salazzle licks her chomps

“ Why don’t yall try’n come over and see ya damn dirty fire lizard. “

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*shoots Jesse with a water gun* IM THE NEW SHERIFF!

“ Thank ya? Y'shouldn’t be waste'n sucha precious lil comodity out here on me though, us succulents got more than'a ‘nuff that stuff stored in our bodies. ”

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" Name's Sheriff Jesse, you head'n toward Thornbelly Gulch? Jus so happens that I’m head'o th' law the there! If ya got any more question for me, feel free to mosey on over t' my place 'a workin! "

( Sheriff Jesse is now available for asks! )