The Derpvengers team consists of:Tony Stark aka Iron Man,Steve Rogers aka Captain America, Natasha Romanov aka Black Widow, Bruce Banner aka The Hulk, and Thor aka Derp God of Thunder. Loki aka Troll God of Mischief will also pop in from time to time. We are here to answer your questions. We are a team. We are elite. We are the Derpvengers. "Assemble!" "..but we're already here...?" (Based on Marvel Avengers Movie!Verse)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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So, happy birthday to our very own Tony "Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist" Stark.
-Agent Romanov
Drink, be merry. Then go the fuck to sleep and come into work on time tomorrow.
-Director Fury
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Agent Romanov once more...
I believe we're open for business, so to speak.
Send us questions, requests, random tidbits.
Something.
Steve is really excited to talk to people out in the world.
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Agent Romanov speaking. At the moment, we are getting everything ready to answer the questions of the public.
Stark and I are still helping Rogers and Thor learn the ways of the internet.
Loki will manage to get here somehow; he's rather intelligent and quick to learn.
If you wish to see us separately, we have individual blogs. However, we will give them out on a need to know basis.
Thank you
#askthe-derpvengers#black widow#natasha romanov#iron man#tony stark#thor#loki#captain america#steve rogers
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