stonedficz

[stonedficz]

hiii!! still working on ur fav fic ♡ just had a hard start to 2025 and lots of changes to still come!! hubby is on a trip till tmrw afternoon so im doing some self tlc and writing tn :)

the vibe:

ps.. follow my main! @twistedm1ck

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-Jschlatt x college-age!reader-

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sum jschlutt content while I work on my masterpiece of a fic (its barely written i just need time haha 💀🔫)

(basically.. age gap/life difference relationship bc thats 1 of my fav scenarios)

loves teasing you about being a "baby" since he's like. 27. and ur freshly 19-21

doesn't let you make many appearances in videos/content because you're sensitive and the world is mean

loves when you sweet talk him, or nerd out about your classes

Is the biggest sugar daddy ever. like ever.

refuses to let you open doors, pay for dates, or buy anything for yourself

constantly sends you money to pay for anything while you or he is away

you do college online bc of your anxiety/health and it lets you be with him most of the time <3

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to specify bc some of yall got me confused... i have a freakalicious blog where i talk ab my sexual preferences. Not a freakalicious blog with nudes of me. Ty and goodbye.

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btw still not recovered from all the schlatt rp accounts that i had the misfortune of seeing. holy hell. what was that. actually i might be traumatized. we gotta block kids under 15 from any access to social media and leave it to articles for hw.

there are babies scrolling on ipads typing gibberish to each other pretending to be real grown men talking to each other

"gooo goo gaga depressjon hhsgfc źzzzzzzzzzzzz waaah waaah my name ted nivison"

"gaga goo goo gaga charlie waaah"

goodnight. pray 4 me and my fyp

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real. less anxiety means less filter

stay freakylicious babe

some of my followrs r normies n thats why i haven't tagged ny freak blog. but trust me its out there. im on pills fo a reason sugaplum 💃💃

surprisingly enough lexapro hasn't reduced my freakaliciousness

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some of my followrs r normies n thats why i haven't tagged ny freak blog. but trust me its out there. im on pills fo a reason sugaplum 💃💃

surprisingly enough lexapro hasn't reduced my freakaliciousness

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"hey mamas.. whatcha problem?"

loving this song rn. i can just see Schlatt kind of liking it

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fun facts ab me: (info spam ab me!)

ive tatooed my mom at 14

ive pierced myself 9 times (1 kept rejecting so i am at a total of 7 i have done myself) and pierced my mom over 10x including 6 nose studs

I pierced my boyfriend a few months into dating

I was 1 test away from being a first degree black belt but hated taekwondo so quit and stayed a pre-black belt

ive been in a number of severe car crashes bc no one in my family is a competent driver

i blew up on wattpad in 2018 and had a pacific rim uprising fanfic reach like. 118k reads. Insane

also blew up on pinterest in 2020/21 and had almost 500k montly viewers

Ive had 2 serious boyfriends. im 19. i married my 2nd boyfriend who was also my first kiss. first boy who i ever went on a date w or rode in a car w

Last year i was almost homeless lol. My mom sold my grandmas house (who i was living with) and i had 3 days to get out w husband

A family member runs a cult

Ive been almost kidnapped and followed a lot when i was a young teen

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ok another thing... when i was 13/14 i got into some sex/kink related discords to make degenerate friends (terrible, terrible idea.) and was coerced into being pedo bait to "cleanse" a server. 😭

was doxxed as a teen by a whole group of internet friends bc they all thought i was disgusting for being kinky?? so i literally like? had my full legal name and street address blasted everywhere bc they didn't like my taste? 😭 anyways

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yall should follow my main itz where i post my cool life. or like. just my regular life

@sittin-n-thinkin

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btw unrelated to anything ive said to anyone. ive had the misfortune of having the worlds most cursed schlatt blogs come onto my feed and i. my God. ive prayed after seeing some of those bc holy hell wtf are these ppl on

i literaly saw an an0 (anna) like... positivity blog where they rp pretending to be schlatt? excuse me? excuse ME? Yall drs can give u drugs for a reason. Im on them. Pls take them

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hey babe. what?

Yall think schlatts one of those guys who can smell periods??? Had a guy friend who could smell that shit from a mile away, it was fucking uncanny bro

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hey. still alive! fic isn't dead! enjoy a 2000's club themed playlist for thinking ab schlatt:

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Loved ur fic ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

when will we get the chapter 5 update?

I tried to upload this and it was angry at me so it didn’t!! i tried to reply 2 days ago!! cries screams bends fork

i am working on it !1!1 life’s been crazy. as y’all know i’m an adult, and a teacher, but I also have some health issues i’m trying to work out - so life’s been hitting hard the past 2 months, but I’m not gone!! i’m here and working on the fic when i can! lov u guys to DEATH ugh. you guys are the best

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SCREQAMING FOAMING AT THE MOUTH GIVE ME ONE CHANCE. GIVE ME ONE DAY. LET ME LOVE YOU

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

...tummy.....tummy.......

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happy late birtday to mee

19 👵

had my birtday at da beach

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Adding on to the “Schlatt is smart” stuff, he was in the gifted program all through school. He’s spoken about being happy about getting a 93% on a test because he felt “normal”. Also I should add he’s taken 8 years of Spanish.

this!!! I took 3 yrs during HS and have the proficiency of a 7 year old or so. I cannot imagine (i can, ive heard him speak spanish) how good he is. and i remember him saying that ab the tests!! just love the guy to death.

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As a CompSci girlie pop myself, some of those men are idiots and have never felt the warmth of a women. The dude also dropped out after a year

I know about the comp sci geezers. I tried (and failed) to start coding with python and javascript just at home and when i tried to get advice i received a "errr☝️🤓women cannot learn anything like this"

That being said, schlatt generally is really smart. He dropped out, yeah, but imo he's something close to a marketing/business mastermind. I have a deep respect for him doing what he loves, makes him money, and tying it all together with his smarts

just thought it was cool he used to be something of an IT nerd :p