davidās bday was on the 30th of November and this is really laaaate ooomg
askthechillpigmask GO LOVE THEM PLEASE do it immediately dDO IT
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Meet The Muse
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|| The Basics ||
Name: David Martin McCruthe
Nickname(s): asshole
Age: 25
Species: Human
|| Personal ||
MoralityĀ (Bold One Per Section):Ā Lawful/ Neutral / Chaotic |||Good/ Gray / Evil
Religious Belief: Undecided.
Sins: Lust / Greed /Ā GluttonyĀ / Sloth / Pride /Ā Envy / Wrath
Virtues:Ā Chastity / Charity /Ā Diligence/ Humility /Ā Kindness /Ā PatienceĀ /Ā Justice
Primary Goals In Life: To feel necessary and wanted.
Languages Known: English.
Secrets: Pyromaniac extraordinaire. But thatās not too secret.
Quirks: More often smiling than not, out of habit and despite feeling. Snorts often. Voice will crack when afraid.
Savvies: Home-made weapons and agriculture. Enjoys poetry.
|| Physical ||
Build:Ā Slender/ Scrawny/Ā Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Busty
Height: 183Ā cm
Weight: ~200 lbs.
Scars/Birthmarks: Burns around hands and arms.
Abilities/Powers: For what he lacks in stamina, he compensates with strength. Heās good in directing his weight into a punch.
Restrictions: He tires fast, and isnāt too quick to begin with. Heās not the sharpest knife either, so to speak.
|| Favorites ||
Favorite Food: Life Noodles, especially the broth.
FavoriteĀ Drink: Big City Cola is his go-to.
FavoriteĀ Pizza Topping: Pineapple and Ham.
Favorite Color: What he believes to be green. What he sees is a shade of blue.
Favorite Music Genre: Rock and Roll. Surprise.
Favorite Book Genre: Graphic Novels are nice when he can afford them. There comes an extent where he canāt read too much.
Favorite Movie Genre: Horror
Favorite Season: Fall
Favorite Butt Type: Francus gratious
Favorite Swear Word: asswipe Pork
Favorite Scent: The smell following any freshly-baked dessert. Good stuff.
Favorite Quote: ā*raspberry*ā -his dad probably
|| Fun Stuff ||
"Boss" Theme Music: Smashing song of Praise (Mother 3), Climbing Trees (Kirby: Mass Attack), Bug-eyed Foes (Kirby: Mass Attack)
Bottom or Top: tsks u loudly
Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: LOUD ENOUGH TO FRIGHTEN AWAY HIS ENEMIES
Sings In The Shower: Yes / No
Likes Bad Puns: Yes / No
Their Opinion On The Mun: āwhatās a munĀ PROBABLY AN ASSWIPE.ā
Tag 3 people! I tagā¦
WHOEVER WANTS TO DO THIS YOO <33
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EYO DAVID WHATCHU DOIN BRUTHA
Since you asked..!.. Okay, nothing. Sorry to disappoint you or whatever. But I can tell you what Iāve been up to. Thatās better than nothing, right. .. If you werenāt already aware, um, me and this sweetheart, Frank, weāve, been a thing a while. Heās a charm.Oh, and I beat the stuffing out of the Commander. He got all raunchy with the, the other commander, see, the one with the darker hair.. Hope he learned a thing or two there. Havenāt checked up with the whole lot lately, actually. Iāve kept to my own a little.ā¦ Another time, I signed a contract with Miss Isabelle, right. Sheās a real doll, healed me up in a fix. She doesnāt seem like the kind of person to walk around much, but all she wanted outta me was a sole..! Aināt that something. In the end, she offered me a few more favors before collecting payment. I was gonna go out and buy her a new pair of boots, but, you know. Sheās a sweet thing... Apparently Iām colorblind or something? I donāt really know what it means, I see colors..? But it hasnāt done my job any good. From what Iāve heard, Iām in trouble.ā¦ And, oh, one more thing; today was my birthday or something. Fun stuff.This place has been long due an overhaul. I promise it before New Yearās, for what itās worth.
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did you want candy this halloween nope no sorry YOURE GETTING TOAST ..BONUS-POINTS IF YOU KNOW THE CHARACTER I TOOK THE GETUP FROM REMEMBER TO STAY SAFE AND BE COURTEOUS YOU LITTLE HELLIONS david continues to set a bad example for eve ry o n e
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"Gray faces're good for somethin'!" Frank chirps, kissing him on the lips before giggling and zipping off again- he was on patrol or something, after all.
What a sweetheart, huh.Ā "Iād, Iād say so!"Ā
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WELCOME TO THE PIGPEN YOU goDDAMN chIHUAHUA
askthechillpigmask (via psionicsiblinghood)
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Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon-It's a little piggy, but it's a homey sort of cluttered to the extent David remembers where he puts things by them being seemingly out of place. He'd never think his pens to be in the pen-holder, that's where he puts his lighters! He keeps lighter fuel in the pantry, and salt by the couch, and pffbt.He's probably got a little tin bowl by his bed to burn odds and ends in in his down-time, But his night-stand's probably already cluttered with whatever he usually carries around, along with a couple visual novels.Living-space itself is probably small and poorly furnished, and back home, he probably sleeps in the attic. Which he clutters to the best of his abilities.He probably has all he needs up there-- a mattress and a quilt.
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āĀ : anger headcanon
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āĀ : Any other question of your choosing
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((relations page done! wow that took like 2000 years))
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Dear David you are a chubby precious baby and I want to just hug you and smoosh your chubby cheeks. That is all.
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i don't care who you are poke!AU's are literally always the best go-to
OR SHOULD I SAY the very bEST
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(BECAUSE OF COURSE HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO...)
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HAPPY SPOOKY DAVID. GO VISIT OSOHE CASTLE AND HUG A LOCAL SPECTER TODAY.
..Maybe Iāll try again next year.Ā
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HAPPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
oH MY gOD
iTS SO cUTE THANK YOU AHH <#3
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A SKYPE
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