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Samuel, you said your name was? As in the one who shares a vessel with Snappy? ... Consider me terrified.

Well, I feel inclined to ask; what are your thoughts on the terrible two that Snappy happens to be brothers with? Slappy and Mr. Wood, I mean.

You mean MY brothers? Stephen's brothers are Woodrow and Stanley

But to answer your question, Mr. Wood, rest in hell, is the one, no offense, I got along the least. He was always so serious and demanding, and that's coming from me. Though he was a great shoulder to whine on and I wouldn't be the demon I am today if it weren't for him

As for Slappy, he and I are the perfect duo! I have the brains and he has...well me =)

Jokes aside, I couldn't ask for a better twin, a doppelganger, a true partner in crime, someone who truly gets me like how I get him.

Though he does enjoy getting under my skin...

But that's expected of older siblings

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Oh no! Seems like Stephen isn't with us right now. Luckily, Samuel is here to take his place from now on =)

until he snaps out of it

Go on, don't be shy~

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Anytime, my friend =)

Hold on, you guys are in a strange plane of existence? I think I may have read something about that. If you need my help, Aster, there might be some sort of spell I can try to get you out of there. Though I'll have to do some digging.

As for you, Slappy (still cannot believe that's actually your name), Kanduu has instructed me NOT to interact with you. But uh... good luck, I guess.

-Sarah

Hello Sarah, hopefully you can do something....I'm not sure how long I'll last with Mr. Bean look-a-like here. Also for some reason; after reading the name Kanduu...he's been oddly silent. Not that I'm complaining give Kanduu my thanks!

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[gently places this in Snappy's hand] :)

Ah, speaking of which, a frog! Thank you so much! ♥

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To Franz, what is your favorite family memory? And to Snappy do you have a favorite animal?

I love all animals if I were being honest but if I'll have to choose...it'll be a frog

I believe I have too many to recall but an example, and the one I remember the most, is surprisingly a memory I wasn't present in. It was all of my children in the Coleman house, reunited once again and for good. Their tearful expression on Slappy before he broke down and hugged his oldest brother, Snappy's eyes sparkling with pure joy as he joined in, Wood's tired yet thankful smirk as he rubbed the back of the twin brothers' heads, Goldie's inability to speak due to shock on seeing her dearest older brother again...

How could I ever forget that?

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Hey Goldie, what's your thoughts on Mary Ellen. Do you think you're stronger than her?

Never met that chick. But I'm CERTAIN I can beat this bitch! Hahahahaha! though I heard she had quite a... long history with my brother

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Snappy...why are you babey?

Uh...

Thanks for the compliment but I'm not sure how to answer that question. ^^'

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To Kanduu, Mr. Wood, Slappy, and Goldie; what's your favorite evil deed you've ever committed?

It'll have to be the Powell dog I choked. The despair in the twins' eyes and the whimpering of that mutt was very amusing to me.

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Hmm, I'll guess it'll have to be that one time I froze the owner of the Coleman house. He was a COLDMAN, am I right?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I have PLENTLY but the Stander siblings stand out to me and better yet, I SUCCEEDED!

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Don't make me choose between my babies =)

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Hey Snappy. How does it feel not being as strong as your other siblings in magic? At least you have healing magic though.

I honestly don't really care, sure, it's kind of sucky to not have as much power to defend yourself and sometimes, I feel like I'm weak.

But to have the power to help other people in great need? What could be better? :D

Woody tells me that I'm the emotionally strongest though so I guess that counts as a power as well, doesn't it? ^^

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A question for Slappy, are you aware of Paris the Puppet? He's pretty popular. Images attached below:

That puppet never crossed my mind until now. I got to say, while he has a great sense for fashion, he looks rather hideous, nothing compared to yours truly!

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Can we ask questions now? If yes then. Slappy and Snappy, do you guys like your nick names or your real names more?

Which name I prefer is the one I obviously go by. Hopefully, your walnut brain knows the answer.

- I go by Snappy :)

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To Kanduu, Woodrow, and Goldie; how do you feel about Slappy getting much more attention than you three, despite being just as [if not more] evil as him? Does it bother you in any way?

1. Call me MR. WOOD, keep my real name out of your mouth.

2. To answer your question, I could care less. If Slappy has fame, good for him. I could honestly say that I'm quite proud.

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The fact that this little runt was built by my father is atrocious enough but that he has more FAME?! BLERGH, Humans are truly full of shit!

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If I was being honest, I was quite peeved at first but then I realized if it weren't for me, Stanley wouldn't have been where he is today in the first place. Without me, he would've still been like my pathetic twin, after all. =)

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Rules

Before we begin, we're gonna go over a list you NEED to obey to.

NO BIGOTRY: If we see you typing anything racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, etc., you are more than welcome to be blocked and reported immediately. Don't even bother.

NO NSFW: Both the family and our servant (who is a minor) that runs this blog are VERY uncomfortable with that subject. Get out of here with that disgusting filth.

Be patient: People have lives and are quite busy, don't expect us to answer every question.

Fanarts are appreciated. Loved to be praised =)

Swearing is fine but DON'T go overboard with it.

Other than that, feel free to ask us anything :)

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Welcome =)

The following members will be here to answer your questions

Franz Mahar: Father of the Mahar children; Woodrow Mahar, Goldie Mahar, Stanley (Slappy) and Stephen 'Stevie' (Snappy) Mahar. The lonely and humble toymaker who carved his own children as he couldn't have his own.

Kanduu: Younger twin brother of Franz and the most powerful warlock known to mankind. Notorious for numerous crimes until he was burnt at the stake and now roams as a furious poltergeist thirsting for power and slaves of his own.

Woodrow "Mr. Wood" Mahar: the eldest of the Mahar siblings and considered the most strict and serious as well as unmerciful. Known for the rumors of what happened with the Powell twins in the 90s.

Wally Mahar: second eldest. do NOT bring him up...

Goldie Mahar: The third born and only daughter as well as the messiest. Due to the amount of time she spent with her beloved uncle, she's the most powerful sibling, evident by the thousands of spells she has.

Stanley Slappy Mahar: The second youngest and most known child. Infamous for the torment of many family households while cackling in sadistic glee.

Stephen 'Snappy' Mahar: The youngest and the one with a heart of gold but emotional temper. However, he holds a rather dark side as well... Even though he doesn't possess much magic unlike his siblings, he's still very important, as he's the only one with the ability to heal.