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favorite & least favorite food(s)?

casserole and salad- moony

chips and least favourite is sherbet lemons- wormtail

steak and then, probably toffees- padfoot

my favourite is probably mince pies or maybe an omelette, both when they're made by my mum. my least favourite would be that cake doris purkiss made sirius last year, i think she purposefully put her hair in it or something- prongs

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In your opinion, what's the most sus thing you've done with another Marauder.

I took a pottery class with james. does that count? I'm not sure I'd want to confess anything more- moony

me & sirius snogged one time- wormtail

me & pete let loose some goats in the slytherin common room & about a quarter of the house ended up in the hospital wing- padfoot

convinced sirius to come spy on the other house's quidditch practices last year, i'm not a fan of cheating in sports but our team was struggling a bit and I know the other houses were spying on our practices too, why else would davey gudgeon be in the stands staring at us during practice, if not to cheat- prongs

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Who's the biggest attention whore?

(You can only pick one person. No ties.)

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james- moony

james- wormtail

james- padfoot

me- prongs

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if you could only take one item with you to a deserted island what it be

a water filter- moony

my wand- wormtail

book of crossword puzzles- padfoot

my broomstick- prongs

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Kiss, Marry, Kill, the other Marauders.

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marry james, sleep with sirius, and... yeah.. sorry, pete- moony

fuck sirius and james, marry remus, and kill james- wormtail

marry james, fuck remus, kill pete- padfoot

marry sirius, make love to remus, and i guess i have to kill peter- prongs

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woah hi again

remus are u secretly rex orange cunty (county)

um. no?

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fave shoes?

my dad's old brown hiking shoes- moony

a pair of trainers james got me last year for my birthday- wormtail

some muggle leather boots- padfoot

my quidditch boots- james

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fav bowie song?

ziggy stardust- moony

teenage wildlife- wormtail

all the madmen- padfoot

the laughing gnome- prongs

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Fuck, Marry, Kill, the other Marauders

marry james, sleep with sirius, and... yeah.. sorry, pete- moony

fuck sirius and james, marry remus, and kill james- wormtail

marry james, fuck remus, kill pete- padfoot

marry sirius, make love to remus, and i guess i have to kill peter- prongs

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what order do you wake up in?

usually last- moony

third- wormtail

second- padfoot

first, I like to get a heads start on the day, go for a morning run, have a shower, big breakfast- prongs

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what are your guys’s opinions on the dining hall food at hogwarts?

it's great, has lots of options- moony

would be great but remus has a tendency to pile his plate up before the rest of us and ends up taking all the best stuff- wormtail

I've had better- padfoot

bit samesie after six years of it, i'd prefer a bigger range of foods, but I suppose they're trying to feed like a thousand students and a bunch of teachers so I guess they're not going to try experimenting with different stuff and upping the qualities of the food when they need to focus on the large quanitity- prongs

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when was the last time you pulled an all-nighter n what for?

last week, I wasn't quite satisfied with my charms essay due in the next morning- moony

last weekend, sirius convinced me to go smoke with him by the pitch at night and we ended up herding the goats just outside school grounds onto the quidditch pitch- wormtail

last night, just couldn't sleep- padfoot

the last full, I try to get a good sleep other than those nights- prongs

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kmk: black sisters (srry srs :/)

marry andromeda tonks. um. i suppose kiss narcissa malfoy, and kill bellatrix lestrange- moony

marry narcissa malfoy, kiss andromeda tonks, kill bellatrix lestrange- wormtail

what the fuck...- padfoot

marry andromeda because she's the only that isn't some blood supremacist dark magic fanatic, kiss bellatrix because she's the hottest, kill narcissa- prongs

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how will you each die, d'ya think?

a bad full- moony

probably the war- wormtail

motorbike accident- padfoot

some sickness in old age- prongs

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what is each of your favorite prank that you’ve pulled?

sirius and james convinced davey gudgeon to let us in the slytherin common room, and we stuck up posters of gryffindor and pro-muggle posters around snape, mulciber, avery, & wilkes' dorm with permanent sticking charms... I don't think they've been able to remove them even now- moony

really anytime james and sirius hex snivellus, or really any other students, it's so funny- wormtail

in fourth year, the prefects said no to a house party at the end of the year, so we made a secret party in the great hall in the middle of the night, put silencing charms around the room so no prefects or teachers heard, and only told people who wouldn't snitch- padfoot

we went to see a quidditch match together during the summer and after the match we fooled all the security guards into thinking there was some big threat in the woods nearby the campsite, and as they were out there we set off a bunch of fireworks. think we burnt up the crouch's tent in the process, my mum and dad made me apologise to them about it, which sucked, but it was so worth it. lily was there and marlene told sirius that lily told her that she thought the fireworks were pretty and a nice piece of wandwork- prongs

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what are your best and worst memories?✌️

best would be finding out my friends became animagi for me. worst is when I was four and... yeah- moony

the best is when we discovered the tunnel to hogsmeade. worst is when james decided to stop picking on people as much- wormtail

my best is one detention me and james had where we explored the forbidden forest all night. my worst is the winter break in first year- padfoot

my best would be either when lily and me decided to be friendly with each other, she even calls me james sometimes now. or when sirius started staying with me and my parents, I mean he's a little grumpy when I woke hm up at five every morning for some quidditch before breakfast, but it was fun! oh wait worst, too. um... I guess either when lily said I was just as bad as snivellus, or when sirius first came to stay at mine. actually, you know what, I was also super ill when I was like seven, had to stay in saint mungo's for like two weeks, it sucked so bad, the food was terrible and they never let me go out and all hte other kids were so boring, they never played my games the right way- prongs

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what's an embarrassing moment you know from each marauder

peter fell into the lake during flying classes in first year. sirius heckled lily a bit too far during charms once and she punched him in the face in front of everyone. james tried to get back with his ex, hestia, by sending her howler of him singing love songs at breakfast and she drowned it in the pumpkin juice until it stopped singing- moony

in first year, remus didn't really know social cues and greeted everyone by hugging them. evans and sirius got into it in the middle of the corridor before and she won a duel against him, he ended up having to spend the day in the hospital wing. james burst into tears after losing his first quidditch match in second year and ended up breaking his leg by trying to kick the hoops in front of the whole school- wormtail

remus gets all embarrassed about being naked in front of us after a full, as if we don't share a dorm with him. pete tried to ask a girl out with a note in class but it ended up in snivellus' hands. james tried to impress lily by dressing in muggle clothes and he went a full week before anyone told him he was wearing what female muggles wear- padfoot

when the rumour of remus having a rabbit spread, he decided to make flashcards to remember what he's said about the rabbit, so no one trips him up on it, but he spilled the cards in the corridor and everyone thought he was weirdly obsessed with his rabbit. peter's mum dyed his hair blonde for him the muggle way, but he tried to do it himself in the middle of the school year with magic and ended up with green hair for a week. sirius went on a date straight after care of magical creatures, this one time in third year, and we were studying flobberworms at the time, animals seem to always like sirius a lot, and during this date, the girl screamed because he just had a flobberworm crawling out of his robes, and then like ten more crawled out, he hadn't noticed they had clung to him before he left class- prongs