askthepromokids
askthepromokids
The Big Eight!
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Bringing the big guns to your area! [ RP/ Ask blog based on the promo kids from Splatoon ]
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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best 8 on good terms. Shady appears in Ocho's doorway randomly like a sleep paralysis demon saying "hey. do you wanna play squario kart."
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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Who’s who, may I ask? :]
time for the spiel
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from left to right
mitsuami
stephanie
yarrwhal
takotruck (me)
c4l4m4r
anemoneno1
hiro
kay0ss
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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Seconding the Braids and C4L thing. C4L is my lame-ass twin sibling and Braids is the youngest child but also everyone's favorite. Simple as that. -YARRwhal
Do any of ya’ll like each other in ⏃ romantic way?
-Vessel Anon
No I'm afraid not. We see each other as siblings... or one big, dysfunctional family. Doesn't mean I have favorites though. (Looking at you C4L4M4R and Mitsuami.) -Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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Do any of ya’ll like each other in ⏃ romantic way?
-Vessel Anon
No I'm afraid not. We see each other as siblings... or one big, dysfunctional family. Doesn't mean I have favorites though. (Looking at you C4L4M4R and Mitsuami.) -Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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*hits you*
bitch -tako
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbarreleyeismyfaveAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’m my favorite too! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
- YARRwhal
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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UHHH IM SO SORRY WHOEVER SENT TGAT LAST ASK. I THOUGHT IT WAS ON A DIFF ACCOUNT. IM SO SORRYYY
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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Hello! I steal doors.
-door anon
THE FUCK Gimme back our door!!! -Anemomhnfn
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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(@splatcurioshop )
"Are you all really ok with getting your weapon uhm... Stickered? if you lost in turfwar? How does a sticker stop you from playing anyway, and if everyone is stickered up wont it be boring to not play with anyone??" The little octoling asked. It was curious about this whole system the Big Eight had going.
Ah you must be that small octoling kid I met one day in that rustic shop! I'll be glad to answer your questions because one day, you may wish to go against me, and it won't be pretty.
My black label stickers are to block the inking mechanism of a weapon, rendering the weapon useless. I'll provide you some examples down below.
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It has a very strong adhesive. No amount of pulling or tugging can make the sticker peel off unfortunately. You have to wait it out.
As for if everyone gets labeled, that's nothing to me. Rather it is entertainment for me and my colleagues. The labels are a reminder that the weak shall stay weak, and be exposed as weak. I have no time for incompetent inklings and octolings who cannot as much as lift a finger against me. That's the rule of the Splatsville Hierarchy.
-Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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I mean, we’re back now, but we were hacked! Fucked up! And I do NOT drool when I sleep! - YARRwhal
SON OF A BITCH WE'VE BEEN HACKED - YARRwhal
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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SON OF A BITCH WE'VE BEEN HACKED - YARRwhal
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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,,,,sorry for not saying much recently - Shadow C4L
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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simply fill your hungers on hopes and dreams!
my tummy hurty.... :'[ -Shadow Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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i'm still humngy... i want to go outside and get yummy crab cakes... ;; -Shadow Hiro
i’m hungry… -Shadow Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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mhmmmmmm :((((( - Shadow C4L
i’m hungry… -Shadow Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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you too...? :< -Shadow Hiro
i’m hungry… -Shadow Hiro
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askthepromokids · 2 years ago
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humnger :[ - Shadow C4L
i’m hungry… -Shadow Hiro
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