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🦈 - Hello Bazz! I stayed up quite late last night, would you mind if I had some coffee with you? We can talk just like when we were younger!

- @ask-sidlink

Oh, hello Your Majesty. You're welcome to join me. (^̮^)

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Hi this isn't an actual ask but I run the @ask-sidlink blog and was wondering if you'd be interested in some rp askbazzmod :D

Maybe they can be poly or something idk :3

mod here! i'm always up for roleplay, so long as it doesn't get out of hand.

the poly couple thing, i would have to think that over, but for now i'm glad to roleplay them as friends. (^‿^)

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what’s summer like in the domain?

Summer is the Domain is rather peaceful! However, we do have to take more care in keeping our scales wet. We dry out quicker this time of year, after all. (─‿‿─)

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Hello captain! I'm in the area visiting Naydra, nice to meet you!

(ʘ_ʘ') ...Hello Dinraal. Welcome to the Domain!...

Please try your best to not burn anything, Spirit Guardian.

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I almost forgot...

Happy Zora Zhursday, everyone!

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Hi Bazz (again) I have more questions today :p

Do you drink coffee to stay awake? How many cups do you go through? Or do you find other ways to stay awake? I'm running on 2.5 hours of sleep, I'm at work, and I'm starting to feel my body slow down 🥴 (halp!)

How long can you last without being near any water compared to the average Zora? I'm sure you've gone through some endurance training. 🤔

As far as I know, Zora don't do well in the heat but what about the cold? Have any Zora gone to the Hebra region or the Gerudo highlands for trade or as an ambassador? Or for more endurance training? 🤔

Since you and King Sidon are close in age, did you grow up together and play together? Did King Sidon ever join in any of the Big Bazz Brigade adventures? Are there any memories from that time that you remember fondly? 😊

Last one for now...may I please have a hug? My husband had to go overseas for work for a few weeks and I miss him. 🥺

Hello Lady Creme Caramel! I'm happy to answer all of your questions.

I do drink coffee to stay awake, but only if I'm truly desperate... I can't stand the taste. I use Enduring and Stamina Elixirs to stay awake the majority of the time, however it is rather dangerous to drink many of them within a 24 hour period. I would say I drink around 4 bottles of the good Stamina Elixirs on a bad day, or if I cannot get my hands on any Enduring Elixirs.

Perhaps you should take a nap when you get home, Lady Creme Caramel. (◕‿↼)

We as Zora require water to survive, and at the very least, very humid air. I believe that the average Zora can go 7 days without being in water, so long as the air is humid. Without humid air, I believe it's 3 days at max. I, in non-humid air, can last a full 7 day week. With humid air, I last 11 days. (•̀ᴗ•́)

In summary; I can last 4 extra days compared to the average Zora.

Yes, we Zora don't do well in extreme heat. It dries out scales out. The cold... I'd say it depends on the Zora. The average Zora can stand fairly cold temperatures, but the colder it gets, the more risky it is. The extreme cold may freeze our scales and internal water reserves. We have had some Zora--including myself--go to Hebra for both endurance training and trading.

Yes! His Majesty and I did indeed grow up together. However, I am older than him by a couple of years. When we were young Zora, we often would play together in the shallows of the Domain. As we grew older, I became much more focused on training to join the Zora Guard and King Sidon gained more and more responsibilities as Prince of the Zora...

While we were all rather busy, Sidon and Princess Mipha both joined myself, Gaddison, and Rivan during our adventures as the Big Bad Bazz Brigade! I have many fond memories from this time, but I'd have to say my favorite... My favorite memory is from when Sidon and I were teenagers.

I, being a low ranking guard at the time, wasn't allowed in the Royal Wing of the Domain. However, Sidon would sneak me in and we would lounge in his room, neglecting our duties. Those... Those moments mean a lot to me. (◞ᵤ◟;)

Of course you may, Lady Creme Caramel! (っ^‿^)っ

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why is red your favorite color?

Ah...I simply like red. It's a color that stands out, and compliments things very well. It's easy to like. (^◡^;)

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Captain Bazz, sir! I have the most important question, sir!

...What's your favorite color? (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

Haha! You don't need to be this formal with me, I mostly answer these asks when I am off duty, or when I have a free moment.

Now for your question...I quite like blue, but I also have a preference for red. Out of the two, I'd have to say red is my favorite. (^̮^)

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Hi Bazz. Have you ever shield surfed before? It's a lot of fun once you get the hang of it. :)

I haven't! I have heard many Hylians speak of it--mostly Link--but I haven't tried it myself. It seems rather dangerous, if I'm honest with you, Lady Creme Caramel. Although that may just be due to how Link explains it. (•́︿•̀)

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All I had requested was some paperwork to do while I was resting. I would have been fine.

how did everyone react when you came back from sludge falling on you?

Ah...That.

If I'm honest, I don't remember exactly how eveyone reacted. I was still rather out of it at the time. I do remember mostly concerned reactions, and a few of the Zora--I'm sure you can figure out who--were mother cuccos for the following week.

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how did everyone react when you came back from sludge falling on you?

Ah...That.

If I'm honest, I don't remember exactly how eveyone reacted. I was still rather out of it at the time. I do remember mostly concerned reactions, and a few of the Zora--I'm sure you can figure out who--were mother cuccos for the following week.

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...Did you mean to share this with me or were you intending to send this to someone else?..

I will still pocket the picture.

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No. No more shock arrows for either of you.

...Wait, does this mean I have a sibling now?

Tee hee!

Oh.... Hello little one...

Do you mind sharing some of your shock arrows?

We can train together.

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(¤﹏¤)

No. Maybe.

Tee hee!

Oh, hello friend! Are you...dressed as me? How sweet!

This is my child now.

I'm a father now.

I'm sorry you all had to find out this way.

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Tee hee!

Oh, hello friend! Are you...dressed as me? How sweet!

This is my child now.

I'm a father now.

I'm sorry you all had to find out this way.

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(っ◕‿◕)っ

Of course, Father.

Happy Father's Day,

I hope you enjoyed your gift, Father. (•◡•)

( @askthezoracaptain )

(insert a box housing a set of topaz adornments + a small bundle of shock arrows)

...

Thank you, Son.⊂⁠(⁠(ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ)⁠)⁠⊃

[askthezoracaptain]

You all have little faith in me. (ಠ_ಥ)

hello bazz! just wanted to tell you, your father wanted you to have some time off, so your welcome to have some off! :)

(@asksidon)

He what now? (•—•) I can assure you both that I am perfectly fine. I do not need any time off. (ಠ~ಠ)