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whats the thing you guys miss most about alternia?

TA: s0, y0u all kn0w by n0w — AA and I are pretty pr0ne t0 vacillating

TA: we d0n't really talk ab0ut it because pe0ple are n0sy and ann0ying but

TA: we flipped pitch once

TA: I g0t her quad earrings. it was supp0sed t0 be nice and all, but AA's stubb0rn and I'm an assh0le

TA: I was w0rried

TA: there's 0nly s0 many times y0u can tell y0ur girlfriend she's fish f0dder if she d0esn't c00l 0ff

TA: f0r a d00m player I'm real shit at being w0rried efficiently th0ugh

TA: the w0rst thing I ever said t0 her was that she 0ughta take Zahhak up 0n his gr0ss l0vesick pining if she wanted t0 fight s0 damn bad

TA: I've never ap0l0gized f0r s0mething s0 fast

TA: but t0 be h0nest part 0f me meant it

TA: everyb0dy kn0ws pissbl00ds d0n't carry much m0re sway than rusts. it's n0t unusual, what happened t0 us

TA: I c0uldn't tell y0u what came first — l0ving Aradia, 0r kn0wing I'd l0se her

TA: they were t00 cl0se t0 tell

TA: s0 t0 answer y0ur questi0n Alternia sucked and I d0n't miss it

TA: but hey

TA: at least shit was simpler back then

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whats the thing you guys miss most about alternia?

TA: s0, y0u all kn0w by n0w — AA and I are pretty pr0ne t0 vacillating

TA: we d0n't really talk ab0ut it because pe0ple are n0sy and ann0ying but

TA: we flipped pitch once

TA: I g0t her quad earrings. it was supp0sed t0 be nice and all, but AA's stubb0rn and I'm an assh0le

TA: I was w0rried

TA: there's 0nly s0 many times y0u can tell y0ur girlfriend she's fish f0dder if she d0esn't c00l 0ff

TA: f0r a d00m player I'm real shit at being w0rried efficiently th0ugh

TA: the w0rst thing I ever said t0 her was that she 0ughta take Zahhak up 0n his gr0ss l0vesick pining if she wanted t0 fight s0 damn bad

TA: I've never ap0l0gized f0r s0mething s0 fast

TA: but t0 be h0nest part 0f me meant it

TA: everyb0dy kn0ws pissbl00ds d0n't carry much m0re sway than rusts. it's n0t unusual, what happened t0 us

TA: I c0uldn't tell y0u what came first — l0ving Aradia, 0r kn0wing I'd l0se her

TA: they were t00 cl0se t0 tell

TA: s0 t0 answer y0ur questi0n Alternia sucked and I d0n't miss it

TA: but hey

TA: at least shit was simpler back then

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[[your art has improved insanely!! i was scrolling thru ur blog and saw ur older asks and like WOAW GODDAMN. ur grasp on anatomy is way clearer :D]]

hi aradia whats your favorite snack lately. do u like crunchy or soft things



AA: well uh

AA: actually its kind of both

AA: ive been really quite fond of honeycomb lately but

AA: the smell of it makes sollux kinda nervous so I try to only eat it when he isnt around

AA: of course hes an annoyingly light sleeper so ive been caught honey handed once or twice

AA: so far though he hasnt noticed

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[[your art has improved insanely!! i was scrolling thru ur blog and saw ur older asks and like WOAW GODDAMN. ur grasp on anatomy is way clearer :D]]

hi aradia whats your favorite snack lately. do u like crunchy or soft things



AA: well uh

AA: actually its kind of both

AA: ive been really quite fond of honeycomb lately but

AA: the smell of it makes sollux kinda nervous so I try to only eat it when he isnt around

AA: of course hes an annoyingly light sleeper so ive been caught honey handed once or twice

AA: so far though he hasnt noticed

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not an ask BUT and hang on here you both are fuckin insane like batshit outta both your pans

AA: what makes you say that?

TA: yeah, why w0uld y0u say s0mething like that?

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AA: well wouldnt you believe it!

AA: we sure did get a lot of notifications recently and it sort of made us miss you guys

TA: speak f0r y0urself.

AA: and anyway you know how busy being a god can get so

TA: AA we d0n’t need to explain being g0ne, they’re l0sers 0n the internet and frankly they’re lucky I’m taking a minute fr0m the last tw0 earthquakes t0 even b0ther.

AA: okay but you could stand to be a little nice maybe

CG: ARE YOU TWO TALKING TO THE INTERNET WITHOUT ME.

TA: KK get 0ut 0f here. the bl0g is called asktwinap0calypse n0t ask-a-twat-and-his-tw0-babysitters.

CG: LOOK YOU CAN’T UNLEASH YOUR DRY LEFT-BRAINED SPIRITUAL HALITOSIS ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT A BUFFER SO SHUT YOUR CORPSE MOUTH, THE PEOPLE LOVE ME.

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[[ What a sudden influx of notes. I'd given up on reviving this blog! I'm reminded of how much I loved building it all up though. Are any of our followers still active? It might be worth another go. ]]

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sollux in f1? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TA: y0u th0ught i w0uldn’t.

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Send a character + outfit + accessory. Feel free to use and reblog, but please do not repost!

I made a new one. I hope you all like it!

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I think a livestream or AU would be cool! Like Witchstuck or Mermaidstuck!

[[ I would absolutely love to do a livestream where I can draw realtime responses to people's prompts and requests but I'm not sure we could coordinate a time where enough people can make it. I like your AU suggestions! That's probably what we'll go with. Thanks so much!! ]]

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How did you get back into a red relationship after coming back to life?

you come to life

when all the people on the street start to rise

and the sun, it starts to open up our eyes

we can make this moment stay with us for a while

you can count on it, i’m where you left me

i can count on you to show me the way

we can keep it light, we’re going somewhere

i won’t try to fight it, don’t feel like it

in your skin, in your hair, i’m tangled up…

TA: we talked.

TA: a l0t.

TA: things just kinda happened, y0u kn0w?

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How did you get back into a red relationship after coming back to life?

you come to life

when all the people on the street start to rise

and the sun, it starts to open up our eyes

we can make this moment stay with us for a while

you can count on it, i’m where you left me

i can count on you to show me the way

we can keep it light, we’re going somewhere

i won’t try to fight it, don’t feel like it

in your skin, in your hair, i’m tangled up…

TA: we talked.

TA: a l0t.

TA: things just kinda happened, y0u kn0w?

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[[ Minor update! Things have been wild but I haven’t abandoned this blog! I’m working on a big answer for you all and hopefully it’ll be out by the end of this week. In the meantime, send in some holiday asks if you’d like! It’s mun’s favorite time of year. ]]

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karkat says you guys arent valid :/. wow. whats next. a callout?

CG: OKAY, LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT.

CG: YOU’RE GRAVELY MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK I’VE NEVER CALLED THESE TWO OUT FOR ANYTHING, OR EVEN IF YOU THINK I DON’T ALREADY DO SO ON A REGULAR BASIS.

CG: I CALL THEM OUT FOR A LOT OF THINGS.

CG: LIKE GETTING BUSY AT INCONVENIENT TIMES.

CG: FLIRTING THROUGH THEIR ORACLES.

CG: TAKE IT FROM ME, THEY’RE PRETTY ANNOYING MOST THE TIME. FORSAKING THEIR DUTIES BECAUSE THEY’RE IN A STUPIDLY GOOD MOOD, ARADIA SENDING GHOSTS TO DELIVER HER AFFECTIONS, SOLLUX LETTING NATURAL DISASTERS MAKE QUAD SHAPES–IT’S DISGUSTING.

CG: BUT. YOU KNOW.

CG: THEY ARE ONE OF THE HEALTHIEST QUADS I’VE EVER SEEN, SO.

CG: PROPS, I GUESS.

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AA: happy late human halloween and día de los muertos!

AA: sollux, karkat, the mun and i are very sorry we havent been available to post and answer your questions lately!

AA: weve all been very busy with holiday preparations and the mun has been in between living situations

AA: not to worry, theyre doing all right now! but they did want to check in with you all

AA: heres hoping you all had safe and fun respective holidays and enjoyed practicing your cultural traditions

AA: also please feel free to send in any holiday related questions!