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Someone said Gort is literally lord fartwad, and I agree all the way.

I finally played bg3. I'm good now 👍

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I recently heard Durge and Gort got a new dialogue option, and it's so sad that I CANT PLAY BG3 TO SEE IT! So I just sit here in the meantime making silly little memes.

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No cuffs? I took them away from him,sorry 😔

I've been spending all my time writing, and it has been worth it, because I finished writing my book!! Now I'm doing the editing process🥲

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Nah, because it be crazy if these two ever met. The only thing they have in common is that they're both mechanics.

Cutty is so selfless and a absolute goofy sweet heart, meanwhile Gort is power hungry, narcissistic, edge lord. What a fun conversation they would have.

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The sky was gortasheous yesterday. Made me cry a little😔

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I bet Gort breaks the sound barrier when he snores. Probably the reason he reframes from sleeping is because he keeps the entire city awake with his snores. And it sounds like that one snore audio ....yk the ' AGUUUHHHHH.......AGUUUUHHHHHH.....AGHHHHHHHH ' that one. I'll make a meme about it later.

Also this is seconds before disaster lmao.

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When I first saw his arm accessory it reminded me of Thanos gauntlet.

Idk I kinda suck at Photoshop, let's just ignore that though.

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Hoping this will brighten someone's day.

Gort saying ' I wove you. '

Have a great day!!!

Practicing mouth movements are far more difficult then I would have ever expected.

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Gortash found solitude upon Durge's velvety lips.

You know they love each other so much, when you find out they went to hell together to steal from a devil.

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The sun is shining bright today!

Gort should go outside more and enjoy the weather. You can tell by his eyes he lacks both vitamin D and sleep. He needs help.

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Practicing animation with Gort!

Something special because it's my birthday!!

I was making a LONG! animation with Gort and Durge that I was going to post today, however that didn't happen because it crashed 10 times before I even got to finish it.

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I literally just found out it is Valentines day. Anyways here's Durge and Gortash spending their Valentine's Day in a zombie apocalypse dressed as maids.....idk???

Happy Valentine's Day 🖤

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I finally had a cup of coffee after a week of not drinking any. The motivation is back ahhahahaa.

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I've been writing so much that I forgot how to art. Anyways, here's Gort. Have a good night☕

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Based off a true story. I did this in my first playthrough☕

The audio actually goes well for this if you think about it lmao.

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Had the urge to make this ahahahah

I love Gort but this was hilarious

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Someone had to AHAHHAAH!!!

He's definitely a 'NUH UH' type of guy.