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ok so about the new trailer

i know shiro/kuron is sort of an old theory, but it seems like from the trailer, it might be revealed to be true this season.

first thing is that pidge exclaims that “every word is a lie,” which could very well be attributed to shiro’s clone. something could happen that causes the team to figure out and distrust him.

this, along with the fact that lance is the one counting down at the end of the trailer, suggests that shiro/kuron will no longer be in charge, and that someone else has to fly the black lion.

keith can’t do it, since he’s working with the BoM. and given lance seemingly leading at the end, i’d guess that everyone who wants black paladin lance is getting their wish come true.

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when you’re a lesbian bet lance mcclain exists

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apologies for the poor quality but i think season 5 features a wilhelm scream??? for those who don’t know about it, the wilhelm scream is one very distinctive scream found in dozens of well-known movies. it’s seen sometimes as a joke in media production. the video shows some notable ones plus the one i think i found in vld season 5 (i got all the other clips from this video: https://youtu.be/cdbYsoEasio )

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you won’t EVEN believe

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hmmm…🔍👀

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XP/98 remix

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To all fan artists, fan musicians, fan writers, fan anything… (x)

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It’s a growlithe

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kinda sorta really want him to join the blade

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Just a daily reminder that Keith is in love with Lance

That is all

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Mmmmm some allura and lance bonding???

YEAH here’s lance teaching allura about a very important part of human culture!!!

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Lance pushing his hair back is the cutest thing ever

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Keith; “It’s not that bad..”. Lance: “mmh…man you’d think a large assassin organisation like the Blade would have at least something in place, like Space Obamacare or whatever.” Keith: “Pffft” Lance: “Ahhhhh there’s that shmuck Mullet face.”

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Keith: *recording a new vlog* Hunk and Pidge gave me some pickup lines to try on Lance, im excited to see how this goes

(Later that day)

Keith: if you were a fruit you’d be a *reading smudged ink on hand* pineapple

Keith: *grins happily and blushes*

Lance: *slowly closes eyes and clenches fists*

(Later that day)

Lance: *recording a new vlog* he said the pick up line wrong but it was so fucking cute I didn’t know how to respond so I started crying