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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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Since I don’t think this movie is worth watching in full, I made a compilation of Con’s scenes.

His character, Angel, is a coked-up fuckboi of the mid-90s variety. There’s lots of drugs, some SUPER weird “violence,” death, and enough bizarre stuff that you should probably just check the imdb page if you want to know more.

(BTW, just when you think he shouldn’t be in any more scenes, there are flashbacks that go farther and farther back in time.)

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BLACK SAILS | 1.07 ○ VII

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BLACK SAILS 1.02 “II.” 4.10 “XXXVIII.”

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“The ice-fairies, who drive away storms and clouds.” 

1940′s illustration from Charles Kingsley’s “The Water Babies” illustrated here by  Anne Anderson (Scottish illustrator, 1847-1952)

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Black Widow (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

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“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

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Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

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I tried so hard, & got this far; in the end, it doesn’t really matter.

& I am pertaining to this manip…I tried the suggestion by haanigram about using the smudge tool for that oil paint effect; it was hard…but i will not give up…i just have to practice gazillion times to have a decent work :D

[♛] & [♚]

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Being a committed pedestrian in a major city will make you hyperaware of the ways urban areas will attempt to make themselves hostile to homeless people and the ways that these efforts also make life worse for everyone else. The needlessly narrow sidewalks, the uncomfortable and inconvenient seats at bus and train stops, the noise pollution from convenience stores piping loud music outside. It all sucks, it all has a negative impact on everyone simply trying to exist within a community, and it’s all in service of cruelly trying to drive a class of people from public view.

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I want to see your dick so bad!!!

And I want to see the end of the imperialist empire of corporations that is "America".

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WAYNE'S WORLD (1992) dir. Penelope Spheeris

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poledancing pixel pixies! 🧚💫

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every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they're being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like