astrangerfromastrangeland
astrangerfromastrangeland
resting snitch face
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I'm reverting back babes! My last active fandom was Metal Gear Solid 2015-2019 (#mgs), ever since my tumblr existence is based on nostalgia fandom posts and "funny images". You might enjoy browsing my tag collections: #cats, #cursed image, #colors, #tiktoks for thicc thots , #shitpost and #softpost, #goldpost for the best and #classicpost for the famous . My ns*fw tag is #hornypost to evade empty search results (since this is more or less my personal archive). pp is a color edit from a @kzmller screencap
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astrangerfromastrangeland · 14 hours ago
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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
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astrangerfromastrangeland · 17 hours ago
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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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astrangerfromastrangeland · 20 hours ago
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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".
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astrangerfromastrangeland · 20 hours ago
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🎮 - ps2 online
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Steiff, felt may bug on wheels
circa 1916
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Okay? And?
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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
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Armor King x Modelo 2000
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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better
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evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man
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you're cute and it's tuesday
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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