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Silence is Violence.

Speak up, reach out.

Do not be complicit.

BLACK LIVES MATTER.

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the signs at a party

Aries - Jumps on & breaks a pong table

Taurus - Way too concerned about crush or s/o

Gemini - Gives away free alcohol for popularity 

Cancer - Keeps checking every 5 seconds to see if the cops are there

Leo - Gets really drunk and passes out under a random bed

Virgo - Cleaning up as the party is happening

Libra - Was not invited

Scorpio - Trying really hard to look like they’re being carefree 

Sagittarius - High in the corner

Capricorn - Suddenly becomes an extrovert

Aquarius - Stealing something

Pisces - Trying to get some but probably won’t

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What's the best match for a Capricorn female with a Scorpio mars Taurus moon Pisces Venus & descendant & Virgo rising?

Any Scorpio. Scorpios and Caps are the dream team

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Sun Aquarius, Rising Libra, Moon Scorpio(f) Sun Gemini, Rising Gemini, Moon Virgo(m) Is it okey for my mental health?

Absolutely not! Abort mission

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NASA changed astrology?

No

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me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck

me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

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scorpio (m) and aquarius (f) ?

hoe don’t do it

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‪The July 27th full moon will be the longest total lunar eclipse of the 21st century. I believe this will be one of the most powerful karmic shifts we have experienced yet. Pay attention to the themes and cycles that are occurring in your life right now, they are about to change.‬

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Astrology, the Basics

“Wait, so i’m not just an Aries?!”

No, you’re not. In fact none of us are just one anything. So let’s dial it back to day we were born. The stars and planets in the sky aligned to convey a story completely unique to you, and thus your natal chart was born!

   Our Sun sign

“Playboi, what’s a Sun Sign?”

Well, the Sun Sign is the sign everyone typically knows about themselves. It’s the sign you were born under that immediately correlates with your birthday. Meaning, “I was born in April so I’m a Taurus!” Your sun sign is the sign the Sun was in on the day of your birth. So what does the sun represent in astrology? Our vitality and ego, “who we are.” The thing about the Sun is we’re constantly growing into ourselves and our egos, constantly learning ourselves and strengths, so we’re constantly growing into our Suns. Many people write off astrology due to their inability to relate to their Sun signs when so much more goes into a person. Your Sun sign is less “who i am” and more so “who i’m becoming.” And sometimes we never fully become the poster child of our Sun signs because we grow at different rates and resonate with different things, not to mention the housing of the Sun plays a heavy role in how our “egos” will play out. Also aspects made to our Sun by other planets are most important as they shape our Sun’s characteristics, but that’s another post!

Our Moon Sign

“…okay, so I understand Sun Signs now, but what’s a moon sign?”

The moon sign in astrology is of immense importance. This is where we feel most comfortable and secure and our primal emotional reactions. As I mentioned previously, the sun is “who we’re becoming’’ while the moon can be defined as “who we always are.” Unlike the Sun who illuminates everything, the moon is a softer, dimmer light. It lights up the dark sky at night and it does the same for our personal dark sky emotionally. Simply put, the moon is our emotions. Emotions can be simply irrational and erratic, so we suppress them because throwing a hissy fit in public is not that endearing. My point being that our moons can sometimes be overlooked by others as well as our selves because the attributes of our moons are highly subconscious at times.The moon is how we were nourished, and in turn how we nourish others. It’s an extremely sentimental and personal part of our being.It’s what makes us feel safe as well as habitual patterns we carry. A balanced moon is very important as an unbalanced one can take a toll on us physically. When the needs our moon requires aren’t met, we can start to display it’s negative attributes and fall into a bit of a depression, eat less, and never leave your bed. Or perhaps become more aggressive and angry depending on your moon sign. It’s also equally important to understand that others around us have different moon placements then us natally. Everyone requires different things to feel emotionally secure, sometimes we’re harder on others because their love languages differ from our own.

   Our Mercury Sign

“What does Mercury have to do with anything?”

Well, everything. Mercury rules over the mind, how we think, how fast we think, how we learn, our speech, and even our style of writing. He’s the fastest moving planet in the solar system so it’s fitting that he rules the nervous system. The poor guy gets glossed over a lot until he turns retrograde and everyone starts running around like chickens missing their heads because that’s when we notice most how strong Mercury’s influence is on our lives. Mercury is not an emotional planet but more so an intellectual one. It’s how we asses things and use logic before we act, if we use logic before we act.

Our Venus Sign

“I KNOW THIS ONE…LOVE RIGHT?”

You’ve guessed it, Venus rules over romance but a lot more as well. She’s our social graces, if we have any social graces at all. How we charm others as well as what we personally find pleasurable. Venus rules over our attitude towards money and material things. How much we spend and how often we treat ourselves. What we like to eat, what tastes good, what feels good. Venus is also our attractiveness, and what we’re attracted to. She gives us a clue to our love language on a more superficial level, what it takes to woo us. How we like to be seduced and pursued. Venus is diplomatic, she shows us how we make peace with others. Venus also rules over artistry and how appreciate the arts and even the possibility of having artistic gifts as well. Venus also highlights our sexual nature in terms of what we find pleasurable, what feels right, and what we find acceptable.

Our Mars Sign

“Mars is our…anger?”

He can be, yes. After all he is the God of War. Mars in astrology represents energy. Our physical energy and vitality, and especially our sexual energy. He’s all about action, what it physically takes us to do…well, anything. He’s our day to day strength and drive. He exemplifies how aggressive and assertive we are. Our ambitions, durability, temperament, action, and drive. Do we exercise? How sexual are we? Our sexual style? Our competitiveness? All can be answered by our mars sign. Mars showcases how quick we are to anger, what makes us tick/explode. He’s also the last of the personal planets.

Our Jupiter Sign

“……”

Jupiter is the first non personal planet as it stays in the same for an entire year. Everyone born within that year will have the same Jupiter sign. That doesn’t negate Jupiter’s importance in anyway, so don’t skim over him. It just means we have take a closer look at him in our natal chart by examining his house placement and aspects made towards him by other planets. Jupiter rules over good fortune, philosophy, travel, and higher level learning (different from mercury.) He is expansive and optimistic. He’s a grand catalyst to spiritual growth. He’s where we overindulge, our generosity, and wisdom.

Our Saturn Sign

“So what does Saturn do?”

Saturn is like our astrological father. He sets the rules and regulations, the routine. And like when we disobey our paternal father there’s consequences the same applies for Saturn. Saturn is not out to punish anyone, he just returns anything we put out into the universe. “What goes around comes around.” Sound familiar? Saturn rules over Karma. Saturn in our chart shows us where he grounds us, where we must be held responsible, where we must work hard. Our careers, the practicality of how we achieve success.

Our Uranus Sign

“and Uranus?”

Uranus is a much slower moving planet. His energy is very erratic, spontaneous, and rebellious. He’s extremely progressive and an advocate for originality. Uranus has to be looked at by house placement to determine its effects on us individually, as people from the same generation will share the same Uranus sign. Uranus in our charts will show us where we are unpredictable and rebellious. How and where we go against the grain. Our humanitarian side. How interested in activism we are, where we are liberated ourselves.

Our Neptune Sign

“that Sea God?”

Indeed. Neptune is the God of the Sea. In astrology Neptune rules over spirituality, all things hazy, confusion, love and romance on a deeper, ethereal level. He is illusions and our dreams. Intuition and psychic abilities. Neptune has dominion over deeper creativity and artistic abilities. He also shows us where we might try to escape reality and what we may try to use to escape reality with. He is addiction, substance abuse, and deception. Our fantasies. 

Our Pluto Sign

“isn’t Pluto like not even a planet anymore?”

Yes, technically Pluto is a planetoid, but we still refer to Pluto as a planet in astrology so he will be respected as such! Despite his small size and the grand amount of distance he is from us his effects are undeniable.Pluto in our charts shows us where we are transformed and regenerated. Where we must die to be born again. His energy is very subconscious, we don’t always see it, but we feel it.  He is obsession, and our hunger for power, where we struggle for power. He is how we react to sex on a deeper, subconscious level. Where and what we become drawn and attached to. His energy is very primal. He also highlights where we’re manipulative or jealous if we’re displaying the negative attributes of Pluto. 

Our Ascendant Sign

“our…what sign?”

Our Ascendant sign is crowned the ruler of our chart, and is of equal importance as our Sun and Moon signs. It’s specific to our birth time and location. The Ascendant is like the mask we put on to face the world. It’s our initial reaction to external forces. The lens we see life through on a day to day basis. Our ascendant is our physical bodies, how we look and how we act in public. It’s how people initially receive you, our first impressions, our mannerisms. Our outer personality. If people were to describe you they’d likely describe this sign.

So, as you can see a lot goes into a persons personality even more than what’s been mentioned above, humans are complex beings who can’t be described as just one sign, or one anything. We are more than our sun signs, we are more than signs period.

- playboi

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i. january it’s easy to fall back into old habits, but it’s far more rewarding to learn from them. ii. february you are capable of far more than you believe. spend your days breaking barriers you didn’t even know existed. iii. march mortality is fragile; he knew it, and you know it. there’s nothing you could have done to save someone who didn’t want to be saved. iv. april sometimes, you have to take responsibility for things you didn’t do in order to maintain necessary peace. v. may goodbyes are never easy; as your heart is ripped apart, remember they’re headed off to change the world. the opportunities are endless. be excited for them. vi. june don’t be afraid to trust; although others have torn you to shreds, the way he looks at you with soft eyes should make you believe he is different. he’s after your heart; give it to him. vii. july even an ocean between you two can’t stop the love you feel for him. no amount of vodka can drown it; learn to accept your feelings. viii. august it’s okay to put faith in your own judgements. your gut feeling is normally right, so listen to what it tells you. ix. september when you are patient, good things will come. don’t lose hope just because there’s a wait. x. october it’s important to know when to stop waiting and take matters into your own hands. if you want to know the taste of his lips, stop complaining and find out for yourself. xi. november kiss him whenever you can and tell him you love him with your words and without. take advantage of the time you have together because, soon, thousands of miles will separate you. xii. december stop holding back who you are, and allow yourself to be vulnerable for once. it will pay off, dear.

writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. // lemonadeangelwriting (via wnq-writers)

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What the Signs Want

Aries: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Taurus: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Gemini: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Cancer: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Leo: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Virgo: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Libra: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Scorpio: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Sagittarius: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Capricorn: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Aquarius: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

Pisces: The safety of every Avenger in Infinity War

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the signs as things from stranger things season 2

aries: hopper paying a kid for their halloween candy

taurus: max dropping the note in the trash

gemini: murray asking jonathan how the pullout (couch) was

cancer: dustin running outside while yelling shit

leo: mrs. wheeler's bubble bath

virgo: steve's hair care routine

libra: max driving illegally

scorpio: eleven's punk makeover

sagittarius: ted not knowing where his kids are

capricorn: the entire kfc dinner scene

aquarius: joyce walking in on will trying to pee

pisces: keith's cheeto bag

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the signs as lady gaga eras

The Fame: Scorpio, Libra, Pisces her sexualized perception of fame woven into dance beats

The Fame Monster: Leo, Capricorn her gothic glam rock phase that brings out the monster in all of us

Born This Way: Aries, Sagittarius her badass dance techno phase that shows that there are no limitations

Artpop: Aquarius, Gemini, Virgo her bare-all, empowering EDM phase that truly makes everyone a queen

Joanne: Cancer, Taurus her warm, mellow soft-rock phase that highlights her exposure 

edit: forgot “the fame monster,” my bad

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the signs from most to least funny

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tender asks

Fresh milk - What is your age? Teeth - What is your gender identity? Honey - Do you have a nickname? Breast - Do you get along with your mother? Angelhood - What is one of your favorite memories? Tranquil - Who do you laugh the most with? Adieu - Who do you dread saying goodbye to the most? Wax - Can you keep a secret? Tinderbox - What do you cherish most? Paper - What is your favorite novel? Box office - What is your favorite film? Stage - Do you have a talent? Tiger - What is your bravest moment? Treasure - What is your brightest characteristic? Morale - Is your castle made of glass or stone? Wolf - Do you have an inner monster? Seven - Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, or Pride? Trick - White lie or deceit? Illusion - Do you have a secret? Heart - Are you in love? Mary - Are you a virgin? Bedroom - How would you define your sexual orientation? Pink - Panties, bloomers, or lingerie? Rope - Do you have a fetish? Tobacco - Do you smoke?  Wine - Do you drink?  Whisky - Do you drink alone or socially? Poison - Do you have an addiction? Taboo - Do you have any tattoos? Metal - Do you have any piercings? Stitches - What kind of clothing do you wear? Eau de toilette - What is you favorite scent? Murmur - How do you deal with drama? Hiccup - What makes you nervous? Gazelle - Do you participate in the arts? Anomaly - What do you find unique about yourself? Cedar - What is your favorite season? Balm - Who was the last person you kissed?

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Paris: “yah”

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Signs as Daredevil Characters 🌿

Matt: LIBRA, Capricorn, Pisces

Foggy: Cancer, Aquarius, Sagittarius

Karen: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo

Wilson: Aries, Scorpio, Leo