( this is ground control to major tom ), you’ve really made the grade and the papers want to know whose shirt you wear. now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare.
a selective and mutually exclusive multimuse, featuring muses from many fandoms including harry potter, doctor who, mcu, disney, horizon zero dawn and more. collected and loved by goose ( they/them, 21+ ). previously subsideary.
( this is ground control to major tom ), i’m stepping through the door. and i’m floating in the most peculiar way and the stars look very different today from here.
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this blog is an archive, go here instead!!
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( this is ground control to major tom ), you’ve really made the grade and the papers want to know whose shirt you wear. now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare.
a selective and mutually exclusive multimuse, featuring muses from many fandoms including harry potter, doctor who, mcu, disney, horizon zero dawn and more. collected and loved by goose ( they/them, 21+ ). previously subsideary.
( this is ground control to major tom ), i’m stepping through the door. and i’m floating in the most peculiar way and the stars look very different today from here.
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Send 🛌 for our muses to wake up in bed together after having had sex together for the first time the night before.
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fake dating starter meme
series of quotes centered around the age old fake dating trope. as always, change around as you see fit.
“ let me get this straight … you want me to pretend to be your partner? “
“ if we want to make this look real , you have to hold my hand! ”
“ so , what’s our ‘ backstory ‘? how did we ‘ get together ‘? “
“ come closer , i want to take a romantic selfie to make it my phone background. it’ll help us look more legit. “
“ we’ll do this just for a week , i promise! “
“ i need you to pretend to be my partner…please? “
“ i think someone’s on to us! “
“ we’re coming up to the end here…ready to ‘break up’ soon? “
“ do i call you ‘babe’? or do you want like, ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my babywaby dearie poo’ or something? “
“ hey , you’re my date tonight , remember? “
“ h-hey! we said no feelings , remember? “
“ you so owe me big time for doing this for you! “
“ fuck , they’re starting to suspect us…quick kiss me! “
“ i’m sorry but…i can’t do this anymore. “
“ i…i think i’ve fallen in love with you…”
“ i can not wait for this to be over so i don’t have to deal with you anymore! “
“ if we’re going to be ‘dating’ than you’re going to have to look a lot better than this. “
“ uh , you said by the end of this we’ll be ‘broken up’. so why the hell did you propose to me instead?! “
“ hotel room with one bed? are you kidding me, my life’s a cliche…”
“ i’m sorry , okay?! i can’t help my emotions! you think i wanted to fall for you?! ”
“ this has been a lot of fun , honestly! “
“ i figured if we’re going to do this , we might as well have some fun! so i got us matching couples track suits. “
“ if anyone asks , just say we met on a dating site. “
“ is it sad this has been my healthiest relationship yet and it’s not even real? “
“ can we please keep the flirting with other people to a minimum? you’re going to blow our cover! “
“ that’s your ex? well…how about we show them what they’re missing? “
“ okay, ground rules: 1. don’t be overly touchy. 2. don’t flirt with anyone else. 3. don’t fall in love with each other. “
“ i’m not jealous! we’re not even dating, why would i be jealous? i’m so not jealous! ”
“ what if we weren’t ‘fake’ dating anymore but…real dating instead? “
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starter call. @undawn.
head tilting sideways, a curious look. “ i wasn’t expecting lunch. ” tone sweet, smile growing over her lips at the thought. though very rare women were sent to the library simply for eating. “ how did you get in here? ”
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starter call. @wtrss.
“ that’s not even the half of it. he was the worst. so glad we’re not together anymore. ” yeah, that’s why you just spent however long complaining about him to a stranger trying to do her job. makes sense.
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𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯 𝑰 𝑮𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑫 𝑰𝑺 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 … a private and highly selective ALOY of guerrilla games’ horizon series as written by monk . under 18 and personals do not interact . will contain spoilers for forbidden west .
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you said in your heart, “i will ascend to the heavens; i will raise my throne above the stars of god; i will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of mount zaphon. i will ascend above the tops of the clouds; i will make myself like the most high.” an independent & selective original character based upon 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫.
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