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(   this  is  ground  control  to  major  tom   ),     you’ve  really  made  the  grade  and  the  papers  want  to  know  whose  shirt  you  wear.       now  it’s  time  to  leave  the  capsule  if  you  dare.

a  selective  and  mutually  exclusive  multimuse,     featuring  muses  from  many  fandoms  including  harry  potter,     doctor  who,     mcu,     disney,    horizon  zero  dawn  and  more.      collected  and  loved  by  goose   ( they/them,  21+ ).     previously  subsideary. 

(   this  is  ground  control  to  major  tom   ),     i’m  stepping  through  the  door.    and  i’m  floating  in  the  most  peculiar  way  and  the  stars  look  very  different  today  from  here.

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this  blog  is  an  archive,     go  here  instead!! 

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(   this  is  ground  control  to  major  tom   ),     you’ve  really  made  the  grade  and  the  papers  want  to  know  whose  shirt  you  wear.       now  it’s  time  to  leave  the  capsule  if  you  dare.

a  selective  and  mutually  exclusive  multimuse,     featuring  muses  from  many  fandoms  including  harry  potter,     doctor  who,     mcu,     disney,    horizon  zero  dawn  and  more.      collected  and  loved  by  goose   ( they/them,  21+ ).     previously  subsideary. 

(   this  is  ground  control  to  major  tom   ),     i’m  stepping  through  the  door.    and  i’m  floating  in  the  most  peculiar  way  and  the  stars  look  very  different  today  from  here.

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moving  over  here.     does  tumblr  baby  jail  still  exist?

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lghtyear  or  kuipher

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if  i  remade  this  blog  would  you  guys  follow  me?    🥺

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it’s  so  quiet. . . 

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Send 🛌 for our muses to wake up in bed together after having had sex together for the first time the night before.

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umm are there any muses from nwh or batman u think i could write???

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fake dating starter meme

series of quotes centered around the age old fake dating trope. as always, change around as you see fit.

“ let me get this straight … you want me to pretend to be your partner? “

“ if we want to make this look real , you have to hold my hand! ”

“ so , what’s our ‘ backstory ‘? how did we ‘ get together ‘? “

“ come closer , i want to take a romantic selfie to make it my phone background. it’ll help us look more legit. “

“ we’ll do this just for a week , i promise! “

“ i need you to pretend to be my partner…please? “

“ i think someone’s on to us! “

“ we’re coming up to the end here…ready to ‘break up’ soon? “

“ do i call you ‘babe’? or do you want like, ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my babywaby dearie poo’ or something? “

“ hey , you’re my date tonight , remember? “

“ h-hey! we said no feelings , remember? “

“ you so owe me big time for doing this for you! “

“ fuck , they’re starting to suspect us…quick kiss me! “

“ i’m sorry but…i can’t do this anymore. “

“ i…i think i’ve fallen in love with you…”

“ i can not wait for this to be over so i don’t have to deal with you anymore! “

“ if we’re going to be ‘dating’ than you’re going to have to look a lot better than this. “

“ uh , you said by the end of this we’ll be ‘broken up’. so why the hell did you propose to me instead?! “

“ hotel room with one bed? are you kidding me, my life’s a cliche…”

“ i’m sorry , okay?! i can’t help my emotions! you think i wanted to fall for you?! ”

“ this has been a lot of fun , honestly! “

“ i figured if we’re going to do this , we might as well have some fun! so i got us matching couples track suits. “

“ if anyone asks , just say we met on a dating site. “

“ is it sad this has been my healthiest relationship yet and it’s not even real? “

“ can we please keep the flirting with other people to a minimum? you’re going to blow our cover! “

“ that’s your ex? well…how about we show them what they’re missing? “

“ okay, ground rules: 1. don’t be overly touchy. 2. don’t flirt with anyone else. 3. don’t fall in love with each other. “

“ i’m not jealous! we’re not even dating, why would i be jealous? i’m so not jealous! ”

“ what if we weren’t ‘fake’ dating anymore but…real dating instead? “

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i  can’t  write  anymore  starters  i’m  too  busy  crying

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starter  call.       @undawn.

head  tilting  sideways,      a  curious  look.     “   i  wasn’t  expecting  lunch.   ”      tone  sweet,      smile  growing  over  her  lips  at  the  thought.     though  very  rare  women  were  sent  to  the  library  simply  for  eating.     “   how  did  you  get  in  here?   ”

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starter  call.       @unbelovd.

“   hey!      sam,    hey!       what  are  you  doing  here?   ”     smile  growing  as  she  spots  the  other,     instantly  rushing  over  and  curling  arms  around  her.     “   it’s  been  way  too  long.       i’m  gonna  need  a  hug.   ”

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starter  call.       @wtrss.

“   that’s  not  even  the  half  of  it.     he  was  the  worst.      so  glad  we’re  not  together  anymore.   ”      yeah,    that’s  why  you  just  spent  however  long  complaining  about  him  to  a  stranger  trying  to  do  her  job.     makes  sense.

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“   it’s  cute,    sweetheart.     really,      it’s  adorable.      absolutely  adorable.     but  he’s  the  doctor,     dear.       once  he’s  done,    that’s  it.      no  seeing  him  again.      go  live  your  life.   ”

starter  call.       @herfairytale.

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𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑯  𝑰  𝑮𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑺  𝑻𝑯𝑬  𝑬𝑵𝑫  𝑰𝑺  𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬  …    a  private  and  highly  selective  ALOY  of  guerrilla  games’  horizon  series  as  written  by  monk  .    under  18  and  personals  do  not  interact  .  will  contain  spoilers  for  forbidden  west   .

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you  said  in  your  heart,  “i  will  ascend  to  the  heavens;  i  will  raise  my  throne  above  the  stars  of  god;  i  will  sit  enthroned  on  the  mount  of  assembly,  on  the  utmost  heights  of  mount  zaphon.  i  will  ascend  above  the  tops  of  the  clouds;  i  will  make  myself  like  the  most  high.”    an  independent  &  selective  original  character  based  upon  𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫.