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saturdaynightghostclub · 3 months

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Just been told “you should really hop on the dating scene this summer.” I’m 27 years old I’ve got no money and no prospects and I’m already a burden to my besties etc etc

#she really said ‘get a man quit bothering me’#(not really she loves me and misery loves company)#(and for the record even if we were 27 there’s no deadline on this kind of thing)#so it’s me and bestie tearing it up on Hinge this summer i guess

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coconut530 · 3 months

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LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another piece of media for this already hectic day (hi all Magnus Protocol and Malevolent fans in here :) )#Back after the week ~#Ohhhh Prospero you had so much trust in her with that key like I would’ve been a little concerned #Monty really you laughing now like bruhhhh #OOOOH PROSPERO GOING OFFFF ON HIM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY #oop he fainted #He’s ✨unresponsive✨#“If only we were so lucky” SAVAGE PLUTO #OOP LENORE INITIATING SECRET MEETING TIME #SOMEONE SAID ANNABEL HEARD SEDUCE WHEN LENORE SAID TRUCE AND THEY’RE RIGHT #Ada and Will being clumsy with him omg #Posh besties have only a thin string of trust between them now #More French I love it when Duke speaks french #“I’m all yours” ANNABEL HONEYYYYYYY #I SURE HOPE SHE DOESN’T KILL HER SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE GUN BUT WHO KNOWS #OH NO IT’S THE EPISODE BEFORE 96 EVERYONE PRAY FOR US FREE READERS I KNOW FP PEOPLE SAID IT DESTROYED THEM SO AHHAHAHAHAHAH #OKKKK NOW I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE FINALE OF MALEVOLENT AND TRY NOT TO DIE #OK. BYE

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sysig · 7 months

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Now that they can, would they want to spend a lot of time together? (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Fionna and Cake #Simon Petrikov #Marceline #Hhhh I feel so bad for both of them 💔#Obviously Simon misses her since she's like the one tether he still has to ''his'' time - they were both born before all the Everything #And I'm sure Marceline misses Simon too but like - even this Simon isn't ''her'' Simon. They met when he was already affected by the Crown #They clearly love each other when they see each other when Simon is as much himself as he can be!#But I can't help but wonder if it would be painful to spend time with this sad lonely magicless man - and how guilty that would make Simon #He wants to still be a part of her life! But how much of himself does he even have to offer now?#And the guilt would go round and round - she sees it in him and he sees that in her and they just both feel bad!#I really can't blame him for being a little emotionally closed and her being distant - they're not who they were #With all that said I still really love their dynamic <3 They're /not/ who they used to be but they've still got such an interesting relation #I think in the moments that they do have together where they're both trying to be good for each other Marcy would really push her humour ♪#She's got 1000 years of silliness to get out of her system to her bestie! I'm sure she's got the material hehe #Even if he still sees her as a little girl - I mean that just adds to the joke if she says something a bit blue lol #I don't think he'd actually keep the sharp teeth - it's more of a visual metaphor of how Marceline sees him in these kinds of moments #It's hard to leave it behind!

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notsosecretlyalesbian · 1 year

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"Janine, how many times is tattling gonna bite you in the culo before you quit being a narc?"

Lisa Ann Walter as Melissa Schemmenti in Abbott Elementary | 01×11: Desking

+bonus:

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francisforever2014 · 28 days

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came out to my dad 👍 there’s officially no area of my life in which i’m not out and proud we did it queers

#it went fine :) his 5 second hesitation where he took a deep breath and stared at the wall before slowly nodding and turning to me will #haunt me forever . but then all he said was ‘and what are this woman’s intentions’ (i came #out by telling him about my partner) so.#i saw so much flash through his eyes there and i know he’s not really 100 percent okay but he chose peace and that’s what matters #and i’m v grateful. but still. haunting . me and my sister were just staring at each other so scared #bc that could have gone so many ways but again he clearly made a deliberate choice there and i’m so thankful #and finally free!!! + he no longer thinks me and my bestie are in love so yay #and then my grandma (who was also there) just went so she’s not hispanic AT ALL??? 😕#and my dad went wait yeah you’re dating a white girl????? and all was well 👍

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to-be-a-dreamer · 1 month

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Just finishing up Season 5 of my 9-1-1 watch through and I, personally, am SHOCKED that Lucy and Ravi being besties isn't more of a thing (both in the show and in fanon). Like, I know they've only had about two and a half scenes together but I can just tell they spend all their free time at the firehouse bitching about the main five. I need 10,000 hours worth of edits about them right now. I don't even want them to be romantic or anything, I just need these two pretty best friends to have more scenes together absolutely dragging the rest of the 118.

#and if i said i like them as besties because they're both extremely pretty then what?#that's my business move along #i know lucy leaves the 118 in some way because she ends up working with tommy and ravi is gone for most of season 6 #but i need their friendship to be a bigger thing in fanon i just know those two would be a riot if they got a storyline together #i also just really like lucy and ravi as characters and am begging for them to have relevance #i think they would be hen and chim levels of partners if they were able to stay on the same team for long enough #911 #911 abc #911 fox #911 season 5 #lucy donato #ravi panikkar #lucy donato & ravi panikkar

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moeblob · 4 months

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There was a post I saw about someone who mutually ghosted a guy after a date and kept matching with him and they're not interested but it's the longest "relationship" the person had been in at that point and I'm like. Karen would mutually ghost someone.

She doesn't really tell Brent/Right/Evelyn/Chris his name (he has a double first name, Patrick is not his last name) and just refers to him as "My Guy". Like "Ah damn, My Guy matched again. End my suffering." And when she tries to explain it to Right who does NOT understand how it's different, her logical answer is "it's my God given right to ghost a polite man!"

Also I just imagine her confiding in Paul about Rick and he's like "is his name Patrick" and she's like "kinda". And after that, Paul calls him "Pattycakes" cause he's never even seen the guy so why not give him a funny little nickname. He's allowed to do so at this point probably.

#my characters #also i just think it would be so funny to have him walk into the bar when karen and the boys are all there #and she sees him and is like OH MY GOD ITS MY GUY AND HE HAS A WOMAN WITH HIM I have to go congratulate him #and she jumps out of the booth to go say hi to him and the rest of her group is staring with wide eyes because whomst #and then her shoulders drop and the guy looks nervous and then karen is just gesturing to her group #and she walks him over and is like hey this is my guy and his cousin i hate my life #and then introduces rick to her friends/coworkers in the worst way ever like.... so lackluster #thats right and hes gay and pining and possibly dating #thats brent and hes pining and possibly dating #thats chris and he might have a divorce on his track record (HEY!) but we still love him #and thats paul the disaster bisexual currently pining #she sighs then points to the bar and goes AND I GUESS ILL INCLUDE the pining hot bartender in the introductions #everyone meet rick and his cousin and rick is like oh ! paul! hes your best friend!#cause he KNOWS that name from their ONE DATE that they both pretend didn't happen #and paul is just sunshine and flowers and beaming like oh ?? OH ??? KAREN? BESTIE? MY BEST FRIEND?#and she blushes and glares at rick because DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A FACE THAT CAN HANDLE COMPLIMENTS YOU JERK look what you did to him #and rick is v sorry and feels bad about it cause hes really just some random polite guy and thats why it would never work #hes too nice for karen and she CRAVES the teasing THE BANTER THE LANGUAGE and no hes just nice bye #so he leaves with his cousin to get some drinks and walks back over after hes done #and stares at paul as he says wow the bartender really is pining like you said in response to karen and paul wants to melt into his seat #therefore karen will forgive her guy for telling paul he was her best friend (its true tho) bc he made paul embarrassed #and he smiles at her and says bye and she just nods and is like yup talk to you next time we match #and its never romantic its always platonic #they are always going to match but its NEVER going to go beyond friends #though they do become friends and hang out eventually!#yes you can tell i thought about this A LOT on the drive #oops i fell in love

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mooninagust-archive · 1 year

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set me free pt. 2.

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iholli · 9 months

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haven't watched the World's Finest ep of Superman TAS for a couple years, and my god, I didn't realize how ridiculously fruity Clark and Bruce were the whole time.

good for them. good for them. 🏳️‍🌈

#shoutout to Lois for always being well aware these bitches gay #she said they want me to believe they're fighting over me but really they're flirting with each other #dcau #superman the animated series #ratkingrambles #not pictured: Clark 'we make a good team but let's not make a habit'#two years later 'hey bestie wanna start a club in space so we can hang out more? :)'#superbat #i can't #sorry i say lmao literally every other sentence wtf that's not on purpose i swear

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magicaldreamfox1 · 7 months

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dreamy drabbles

— prompt: "I didn't know."

Pete finds him in the library, staring at a children's book. "Are you okay?"

"She died today", is all Vegas says.

"Oh. I didn't know. Tell me about her?"

Vegas opens the book. Two thirds into it, to a page he never finished. As expected, a flower falls out.

As long as there's someone to give you flowers sometimes, you'll know there's someone who loves you.

The words sound strange coming out of his mouth, and they taste like ashes.

But the next day, for the first time since that day, there are flowers on the table.

I love you.

#okay here are the layers #she used to give him flowers and the day before the day she died she gave him one #he was reading the book when he heard the news abt her death hence the unfinished page #and he threw the flower in and hid the book away forever #this is before pete has said i love you out loud for the first time so this is his way of saying it without saying it #anyways #the besties really liked this one <333 #vegaspete #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche fic #kp fics #bl shows #usertph #userboots #saturntracks #dreamy drabbles

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fulgurbugs · 1 month

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what do you think is the worst octopath take you’ve ever seen

ok i’ve seen a lot on reddit. because sadly i do crosspost there… so i can’t remember everything but one from recent memory that i remember clowning on with my friend is someone on reddit saying that alfyn and tressa wouldn’t like each other. literally why the fuck would they dislike each other they’re actually best friends forever

#like they said something like Alfyn wouldn’t like that tressa “sells junk to people #like. first of all. Alfyn only ever opposes people making money when it’s himself.#like he understands that you should charge for goods and services that is just a personal choice that he makes #also. tressa doesn’t like. scam people….#yes she sells stuff that’s not objectively useful like the skystones thing but that’s not… scamming. she doesn’t take advantage of anyone #in order to make money.#they have similar dispositions and outlooks.#i think the only thing is like… tressa at one point says alfyn shouldn’t be a merchant since he just doesn’t really care about making money #which is. like. fair.#but they have multiple travel banters where they both recognize things like #treasure is value to the beholder #like alfyn’s bag or ellen and flynn with the shells #not to mention like. they both are seeking to emulate the literal same guy.#they’re besties ok. to me.#i’m sure i’ve heard worse takes but that’s just one that i actually remember hearing and being like that’s not fucking true what the fuck

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trans-axolotl · 4 months

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had a therapy appointment for the first time in a couple months and i think one of the reasons i like my current therapist so much is that she's completely fine with me taking breaks and not replying to her emails and ignoring her for a couple months and then coming back and she never makes me feel judged and just asks what kind of support i want. also she reads a lot of disability studies stuff and supports my antipsych organizing 👍

#personal #was a good appointment. i said 'here's all the insane updates about my life. here's how im dealing with them #and she was like 'you're doing a really good job and i'm proud of u. when i met you 4 years ago all this stuff would have #not been able to deal with. and now you can.#and i was like so true therapy bestie #i've had so many bad therapists. did so much research to find her

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vergess · 2 months

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I think it's extremely funny that Taylor Swift just beat the gay allegations so completely, and her new song is playing out an intox kink with Florence Welch

#Automatic OP tag #You have to consider the production timeline she works on. This song must have been pitched prior to the recent flare up of gay allegations #And this is so incomprehensibly funny to me #I have my many many many many criticisms of Ms. T. Swift #But I will give full credit to the artistic integrity of whatever happened here #Good for her #Florida by Taylor Swift #Taylor Swift #Florida!!!#Florida!!! (Taylor SWift)#The Tortured Poets Department #Wait what the fuck is this album title #I ONLY JUST READ THIS #WOW #SHE REALLY SAID HERE TRANSSEXUAL BESTIES EAT UP #Florence Welch #florence and the machine

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songpasserine · 4 months

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FUCK THAT BITCH (your ex) HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR

Gracie this made me literally snort laugh thank you <3 unfortunately I am still very much in love with this boy and love means willing the good of another even when you would rather die!! I truly don’t understand how he moved on so ruthlessly but every night I ask his guardian angel to keep him safe and I pray that all the love in my heart can serve the whole world someday, there has to be a reason for all this sorrow

#you would get along so well with my high school bestie who told me to throw a wineglass at him lmao #she also said ‘I'm going to throw hands w the Lord if he doesn't heal your heart faster’#which. not sure about the theological implications of that one bestie #typed this while hysterically sobbing lmao but when I say I’m in love with it all I really mean it

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dazzlerazz · 6 months

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I should play CF again with a fresh clear head just to see if I actually like it without fandom bullshit clouding my mind

#razz plays fe3h #I thought I'd forever not be an edelgard lover yet here I am #it is so weird #I'll admit when I'm wrong cuz I was wrong for things I said in the past #I allowed fandom bias against women to cloud my judgement while playing the game #I was never one of those 'booo edelgard was a terrible character she should die' people but I was like tolerable of her #I didn't believe in harping on others for a character being their favorite and I still don't #as I take a step back and realize just how toxic fandom culture is I start to realize that I was actually really wrong #adjacent to this topic I think is that this is sorta half involved with how I felt about her feelings towards byleth during cf #seeing everybody ship their byleth with edelgard made me feel like it was canon #and me playing as m!byleth trying to romance jeritza put me WAYYYY off when she expressed her feelings towards byleth #her feelings that could also be platonic #that still stands I think because I felt very very very awkward and I thought I was mlm at the time #but it's been almost exactly 2 years now and I'm bi and nonbinary #I wonder what my experience will be like this time #idk why I'm rambling about this #I suppose I just want my besties to know that my mind is changing without wanting to make a big diddly darn deal about it

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luvuomi · 4 days

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SETHOS TRAILER OMFG IT WAS SO RAHHHSHDNWJWJJW

#── ꒰ 🍶 ꒱ 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗐/ 𝗒𝗎𝗈𝗆𝗂 .ᐟ #i unfortunately do not have ss to offer this time…internet here is pretty slow so the quality of the vid doesnt get good until like ..#a min into the video😭BUT I LOVED IT SM REGARDLESS AAAAAA HIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD I LOVE #THE WAY FAURUZAN REFERRED TO HIM LIKE A PUPPY WHEN HE NODS DURING CONVOS? STOP IM GONNA PUKE #also ayame if you’re reading this…sethos and wanderer interaction confirmed🤞I LOST MY SHIT #MY MANS REALLY WALKED UP TO WANDERED AND ASKED IF HE WAS HAT GUY THE FIRST TIME THEY MET LMAO #im so interested to hear the rest of it once it’s released in game🤭but yk what im more excited for??#SETHOS HIMSELF DUH. it’s just a shame i wont be able to play the update once it releases :((#im currently on vacation rn and will be here for 2 weeks 💔💔 thankfully tho my wonderful bestie said she would pull sethos for me !!#im going to try and avoid spoileds for the update too since i want to experience everything for myself sigh..ig im gonna have to delete twt #to lazy to go back and correct any mispellings im too tired from this vacation so far to care😭

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