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He wouldn't have to brainwash me for me to do whatever he says and follow him around i fear
#SO incredibly real for the caption#one look at his boobs and id be wrapped around his finger 😔 i am a weak woman#cod#bo6
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grown men playing around.....
Stills ^_^ bc i took so much time on them
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hashtag thinking about adler
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Painted over an old suit advertisement.
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so adlerbell-pilled i bought call of duty: cold war to duga adler with my own two hands
#hope its cool tk reblog this because you are SO real for this#watching the duga ending was not enough i had to do it myself too lmao#cod#bocw#<3
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there is a lover girl inside me behind a thick wall of cynicism and trust issues
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BBQ MASTER😎
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nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix
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SAFEHOUSE CREW: DAY 1
Since Father’s Day is coming up, I figured I give some of my Bell’s headcanons growing up with Perseus for Safehouse Week 2025, as my Bell is Perseus’ daughter.
Please note that I probably will not have this be daily, though I’ll try. It depends on wether or not I get energy/inspirationto write
1.) I think it make sense for Bell to be his daughter/granddaughter/father-figure. A child could be conditioned to be unquestioningly loyal. That a authoritative figure is always right. To be groomed into firmly believing in whatever someone wants.
His perfect operative daughter.
2.) Growing up was rough for Bell. While there were moments for her to be a child and memories to look back fondly, more often it was training and studying. She had to be useful, after all. It’s where the language and cryptography skills came from.
Bell did have some friends, but it was mostly other children with trusted parents in the Perseus collective.
3.) With Perseus personally training and guiding her, Bell made her first kill at the age of 10. She can’t remember much about the man she killed. Supposedly he was a threat. Bell unintentionally blocked out that memory. Once her father was done congratulating her, once he was out of sight, she threw up.
It got easier after that, but she never told Perseus about how she felt.
4.) Up until she was 6, her father would often tell her stories about Russian folklore, Soviet history, or something similar before Bell went to sleep.
When Bell can’t fall asleep, sometimes she’ll ask Adler to tell her a story or talk to her until she falls asleep.
5.) While Perseus was never physically abusive towards Bell, he was manipulative and controlling. He did truly love Bell and was protective of her, but it didn’t change how he put his mission before her.
Though if he knew what Volkov did to Bell, he would have killed him himself. Same with Arash.
6.) Bell surprisingly doesn’t have that many scars on her body. Nothing super major, anyway. The few nasty scars she does have mainly came from childhood training and very early missions.
7.) Father’s Day wasn’t a major thing, but Bell would do small things for him as a sort of ‘thank you for everything’ and Perseus would smile and pat her shoulder in appreciation. Those moments when he treated her like his daughter rather than his best right-hand man really made her happy.
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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i could be your type, from your zombie bite! 🧟♂️
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this was probably how the whole break on through level went for bell
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LADY GAGA LIVE AT NETFLIX TUDUM 2025
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