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I love how a question in my clothes-shopping now is "but where can I hold my snake?"
@hordak-the-snek
#hoodies are now the only things i wear#the ones with the front pockets#that are pull over bc those pockets are more comfortable for hordak#ball python#pastel ball python#yes that blog is of my snake hordak Kohaku#i am that sneks parental#he loves my hoodies#specifically my BOTW and Attack On Titan hoodies#bc those are the only two hes been in.#hes such a sweetheart#but hes a big dumby#hes not very smart#he dropped his food last night and was so confused he refused to eat it#bc he thought it fell out of existence and whatever sh*t i was putting in his face was not food#i love him anyways. i will get my little dumby more food.
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Hordak stole my soda.
#pastel ball python#ball python#baby ball python#cute snakes#ball pythons are not scary or dangerous karen#please stop screaming at my pet karen#it stresses him out karen#you are an idiot karen#hes not scary he as a freaking puppy face karen#i just wanted to take my ball python to the store to pick out a new hide karen#take ur chiwawa somewhere else karen#you're stupid chiwawa is more agressive than my ball python karen#but seriously guys hordak is precious
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Is this picture any better?

I just adopted a pastel ball python (this picture doesn't do him justice. He's VERY yellow) but his paturns look a little different from a normal pastel. I really need to know his other morph!! Please tell me what you think it is!!! Thanks!
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I just adopted a pastel ball python (this picture doesn't do him justice. He's VERY yellow) but his paturns look a little different from a normal pastel. I really need to know his other morph!! Please tell me what you think it is!!! Thanks!
#ball python#ball python morph#pastel ball python#baby ball python#snakes#herpblr#reptiblr#i just really need to know this morph#cute snakes#babey
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I have no concept of time and it's scary
So I have missed multiple doctors appointments and have waisted money waiting on something that I'm an hour early too because I have such a huge problem with time! Like I can't comprehend it! I can't figure out how much time I have until I should leave and I end up being really early to something or really late and then I do stuff like think the time is an hour ahead, so like I think it's 3:30 when it's really 2:30.
What the heck is going on with me?! This is so frustrating!! Any help would be appreciated!
#time#memory#psychology#adhd#add#help#crazy#what the heck is wrong with me#i also have problems remembering stuff#like i cant even remember my problems sometimes#its so frustrating
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Seriously guys, dragon prince season 3!!!
Don't boycott it!! It won't help! Enjoy your show it's not just made by the one guy there's a team of good people animating it and storyboarding and writing. Shows don't just come from one or two clods.
Idk what else to say but this show is really good.
I don't know the whole story with the controversy involving the co creator of the dragon prince but please don't let that effect the show!! My friends and I love the story and if it was cancelled because of something stupid we would be devastated! There are so many reasons why it shouldn't be canceled (not saying anyone said anything about canceling it, as far as I know Netflix is doing the usual silence,like it's doing with she-ra right now) and the cliffhanger at the end of season 3 being the end of the series would be a huge mistake!!
So guys please, don't boycott the show just because one person who works on it may or may not be awful! I mean the creater of the loud house on Nickelodeon got fired and the show still continues, and we are talking about the co creator. I freaking love the dragon prince and think the rest of the people working on it shouldn't lose their jobs just because of the co-creator's problems. And the fans shouldn't suffer either!
So clods, watch season three!! Scream about it!!! Some real crazy stuff goes down I can't even hold my excitement!!! PLEASE WATCH IT!!!
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DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS
for the last 2+ weeks, the Amazon has been catching fire. Yes, it’s the season where that’s normal but because of the sayings (aka incentive) of our new president, some farmers are taking advantage of that and intentionally setting the trees on fire. Yesterday, because of this, the sky of São Paulo looked like this. AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON.


Hospitals of the northern states are filling up with people (especially children and seniors) claiming they can’t breathe properly. ALREADY ENDANGERED ANIMALS ARE DYING. THIS IS SERIOUS.




Germany and Norway, huge donators to the Amazon cause will stop sending money because they don’t see results (that can also be credited to our president, who has been tweeting angrily ever since - not because he cares about the environment, btw). That money gives this guy and his team equipment to save little guys like these:

THIS AFFECTS EVERYONE, NOT JUST BRAZILIANS. The Amazon is the largest rainforest in the world, and it’s being destroyed. WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
If your country is holding elections, vote for someone who cares about this. Don’t let another Bolsonaro or another Trump have the power to do something and then do nothing. This is going to shape our future — if we have one.
PLEASE REBLOG, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!



side note: not to sound bitter or ungrateful but also like what’s up with Europe... y’all exploited South America for centuries but just because you “aren’t seeing results” you stop helping altogether?? if you really wanted to help you wouldn’t stop because you think you aren’t helping lol
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Asexual Ask Game
I haven’t seen many ace asks games around, so I thought I’d make my own. I have a lot of free time. Go here for the aro one!
Where are you on the ace-spectrum?
When did you first realise you were ace-spec?
Did you have a moment of “Wait, sexual attraction is real?”
What moments make you think, “Well, I’m definitely ace”
Are you sex-positive, sex-repulsed, or indifferent?
How do you feel about general intimacy? (Kissing, cuddling, etc)
Are you also aro-spec?
What other identities are you, if any?
Who’s the first person you came out to, if any?
Has anyone ever come out to you as ace-spec?
Have you ever been to pride as an ace person? What was it like?
Dragons or cake ace?
Do you have an ace ring? Do you want one?
Do you own an ace-spec flag?
Do you experience the ace obliviousness to innuendos or dirty jokes?
How do you feel about sex scenes/romantic plots/subplots in movies?
How do you feel about sex/love songs?
Have you had any romantic/queerplatonic/sexual relationships?
Are you any good at flirting?
How do you feel about dating a non-ace-spec person?
How many ace-specs do you know IRL?
Do you want kids?
What would you rather do/have instead of sex?
Best part of being ace?
Free spot! Ask me any question to do with asexuality.
Feel free to ask me any of these questions!
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Someone finally did it. Been taking about this since yesterday
so?? in conclusion???


thanks??
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Invader Zim is the best and the new movie is great and it would be amazing to get a series but definitely not required as I don't want to force anyone to do anything. I'm just contributing to getting invader Zim trending.
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Same tho
Fuck
The movie was great but its got me craving more zim. It would be great if netflix could do a whole series.
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Im just sitting here eating my lunch talking to my dog and some dumb commercial with a girl who has some dumb boyfriend (it's a scotch tape commercial) and I'm like "my cloddy stars must be freakin' aweful to be happy because some guy wants to have sex with you. I could never live with that stress."
And these are the thoughts of a sex-repulsed asexual goodnight. ♠️
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HELLO AUTISM COMMUNITY!
I’m sorry, but I’ve gotta rant. The other day I was in New York, and I saw this billboard:

Look a little closer:

Yep, you’re seeing this right. Autism Speaks. On a billboard with Julia. Sesame Street has joined forces with our “pals” (and by pals I mean enemies that we wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole) over at Autism Speaks. Julia, a character who has been embraced and loved by the autism community, is now the face of Autism Speaks, an organization that has hurt our community more than it has helped. I am heartbroken. This character has made me, as an autistic person, so happy and gave me hope that autism is starting to become more accepted by society. And although I don’t speak for everyone in the autism community, I know that there are many people who felt the same way. But now that this character is the face of an ableist movement which pushes the idea that autism is a disease in need of a cure, that hope is gone. PLEASE reblog this to get the word out, whether you’re on the autism spectrum or not.
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Can you have a snake in the dorms at @calarts ?
...Asking for a friend.
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So I wanted to do this on Instagram where all my friends from school live, but there's a certain persons that i am not out to yet (the unfortunate irony because I've always screamed my ace-ness out loud) and so until they can't do anything about me being ace and just have to accept it as reality I'm not making ace posts there. Also I'mma do the aro one next
I am very much so ace
Junior year of high school. One of my old friends bought a thing at Spencer's and was like well I gotta provide or something like that (I don't have a word for word memory I'm not Spencer Reed from criminal minds!!! Lol) and my response was along the lines of "well I don't gotta do that" and then he was like "maybe ur asexual" and I was like "I'm going have to look into that"
Not really. I knew that it was real and until told otherwise (see 2) I thought I had it. Most people didn't tell me much about sexual attraction so I didn't have a reference to go by. For me i confused thinking someone looked aesthetically pleasing (is that what you other aro aces call it? I don't really call it anything but "I can say you look pretty but I'm not really attracted to you that would be gross lol") and forced crushes as romantic and sexual attraction but put little thought to the sexual part (I've never given sexual attraction much thought, It can die in a hole of flaming spikes)
When I finally looked up what ace was a few days (or maybe a week?) After that conversation with my friend in answer 2. I was hanging out with another friend during lunch and she brought this guy to eat lunch with us but he would constantly make sexual jokes and at one point I was like "Ok I have had enough what is this asexual thing?!" And it's been "well, I'm definitely ace" every day since then.
I am a raging sex-repulsed asexual. Alternative answer: sex-repulsed SEX-REPULSED SEX-REPLSED.
This one is complicated. While I like the idea of kissing and cuddling usually, but when it comes down to it I hate doing it. It becomes a battle between the me that would want to kiss and cuddle and the me that doesn't and I'll just have to go with how I'm feeling at the time.
Yeah I'm aromantic too. I don't get crushes like a normal person and in general I'm bad at romance. I'm going to answer the aro questions too.
I guess I'm a little bit gender queer, but I feel like it could also be a combination of my sex-repulsion and my distaste for gender stereotypes. Im fine with some of my friends using they/them pronouns for me (they do it for everyone who they don't know their prefered gender) and when I do male cosplays I guess it would be nice to be referred to as he/him. The sex-repulsion version of this is that gender is associated with sex (because of the difference sexual organs.) and as a raging sex-repulsed asexual I hate things associated with sex. So there's times when I don't like having either gender and would prefer to be non-binary. So to simplify this I just use female pronouns and accept people using non binary pronouns for me, and I'm only cool with male pronouns if I'm cosplaying as someone who's male. Also if my pfp is william if you want Lol
I don't remember exactly who but it was definitely my close friends. And then I screamed it to most of the world.
Yes I have 2 ace friends and we are the ace villains and we take over the world riding dragons.
Almost and I bet it would be fun. But there's some people that I'm not out to yet and i can't seem to find anyone who would also come with me to a pride parade.
Riding my dragon while eating cake on my way to take over the world. 🐉🍰
I have 2 ace rings. One is a spinning ring with runes on it, its nice and at least it's metal, but it has silver on it and I prefer all black. The other one is all black but it's rubber.
I want an ace flag blanket but there is a complication that I won't tell you about. (Ok, if you want to know it has to do with peoples I'm not out too ok)
Sometimes. It's a blessing because then the raging sex-repulsion doesn't bubble up.
I almost punched a wall watching Dexter and bojack horseman. I could get through bojak because of its asexual representation but I'm struggling to finish Dexter. They are both good shows though.
SEX SONGS ARE THE WORST AND MAKE ME SO MAD. Some love songs are cheezy but some are good but also they could be part of why I hate be aromantic sometimes so.... They are ok.
Bad decisions but No sexual relationships ever ever for all eternity NEVER.
I'm good at making entertainment out of people who badly flirt with me by omitting the part where I'm aro ace... Does that count?
I have nothing against it if they are ok with me being ace and that I don't want anything sexual to be part of my life, but realistically it would be an insanely difficult relationship that honestly I would still try if I liked the clod but I think it would be unlikely to work. I don't want that to discourage any non-ace or non-aro people, I can't tell if someone likes me unless they are bad at hiding it so they should go ahead and tell me.
Like 3 I think. There might be more.
My parents want me to want kids. Sometimes I do just to teach them the ways of quality cartoons. But also no not at all thank you very much. And if I was to want kids I'm not giving birth to them. That is out of the freaking question no thanks. (So that would probably mean adoption because I don't think there's any other real option but I haven't looked at it because currently all I want is a pet snake)
ANYTHING. But as a joke: planning world domination.
This one is complicated too. The fact that I am a sex-repulsed asexual is in itself the best part about being a sex-repulsed asexual because I am so sex-repulsed.
"is your heart actually an ace shape?" Yes. Ace of spades. Fanciest heart in the deck ♠️. "Can you still have sex if you're asexual?" yes but some aces are sex-repulsed and do not want to have sex. I am the queen of said aces.
Asexual Ask Game
I haven’t seen many ace asks games around, so I thought I’d make my own. I have a lot of free time. Go here for the aro one!
Where are you on the ace-spectrum?
When did you first realise you were ace-spec?
Did you have a moment of “Wait, sexual attraction is real?”
What moments make you think, “Well, I’m definitely ace”
Are you sex-positive, sex-repulsed, or indifferent?
How do you feel about general intimacy? (Kissing, cuddling, etc)
Are you also aro-spec?
What other identities are you, if any?
Who’s the first person you came out to, if any?
Has anyone ever come out to you as ace-spec?
Have you ever been to pride as an ace person? What was it like?
Dragons or cake ace?
Do you have an ace ring? Do you want one?
Do you own an ace-spec flag?
Do you experience the ace obliviousness to innuendos or dirty jokes?
How do you feel about sex scenes/romantic plots/subplots in movies?
How do you feel about sex/love songs?
Have you had any romantic/queerplatonic/sexual relationships?
Are you any good at flirting?
How do you feel about dating a non-ace-spec person?
How many ace-specs do you know IRL?
Do you want kids?
What would you rather do/have instead of sex?
Best part of being ace?
Free spot! Ask me any question to do with asexuality.
Feel free to ask me any of these questions!
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They need to find a mid ground between the two. Like longer or more episodes every week. Like how ok ko has been doing 2 ep a week or one 11 min episode each day for 4 or 5 days a week until the season's done and then a hiatus.
Hm,, I saw people talking how Infinity Train's format means CN is catching on the new trend of people binging the series & thus they decided that a short season format was perfect for it, since it tells complete story quick. And it made me think that perhaps CN cancelled OK KO for the same reason? Because the show doesn't fit this new format beloved by everyone (short show - heavy plot) & they decided to wrap it quick. Remember that many people outright refused to watch ok ko because it isn't "plottyTM" and is long. Maybe CN caught the wind of this & decided that it won't fit their new strategies to appeal the viewers? As cruel as it sounds
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So I took my tiny dog to the dog park (he's a border terrier, so he's pretty small) and he decides to jump into the deep end of the pond at the park not once, but TWICE. and I had to go get him both times. So I was soaked and wearing jeans and a t-shirt which was now covered in mud thanks to the little guy (wet dog + dirt. I had to carry him out of the dirty pond too).
So we are headed home and I want to get back as fast as possible because I was soaked and wet socks and wet jeans are not fun, and I'm going to turn into this short cut when I see a freaking car on fire in the road I was about to turn in.
A flaming car what a day.
Btw my dog, his name is Loki, is totally fine. He actually seemed like he could swim, but he's so little I got worried about him and didn't want him drowning. It was all funny because he really wasn't in any danger.
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