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No me mires con esos ojos..

Hermisias lil animatic

These freaks istg they're driving me insane...

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The sexy messenger

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dean realizes he’s in love with cas on an ordinary day.

he and cas are working together on a hunt, a run-of-the-mill vampire nest in a barn, but there ends up being more than they expected.

cas’ blade gets knocked out of his hand, just as a big vamp overpowers dean and throws him hard into a wall. his shotgun goes flying across the floor, towards cas, and dean crumples to the ground, the wind knocked out of him, gasping for air.

“cas,” he manages to gasp out, chest heaving.

cas is cornered, looking at dean in a panic as the big vamp stalks towards him. he makes a quick decision: he dodges and rolls to the side, and comes up on one knee, holding dean’s shotgun. he lines it up and fires on the vamp near dean, just like dean taught him, blows its head off, reloads, swivels, fires on the one he was fighting, reloads, stands, keeps firing, advances and takes out the last few, shells bouncing around him.

dean watches this from the floor as if it unfolds in slow motion. cas taking out monsters with style and grace, holding dean’s gun, blue eyes glinting with determination, his white button-up spattered with blood (he left the trenchcoat in the car at dean’s urging), one sleeve ripped open where a vamp grabbed at him, showing his tan and muscled upper arm. propped up on his elbows, chest heaving, dean watches cas turn towards him, brow furrowed with concern because he is worried about dean, because he thinks about dean, because he cares about dean.

and suddenly, finally, it clicks.

“dean, are you all right?” cas asks, rushing to his side.

dean gazes up at him, as the rays of moonlight that leak through cracks in the barn ceiling illuminate cas’ head like a halo.

“oh,” he says.

it only makes sense that it was a thursday.

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dare i say dean and cas

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I just know the mojo dojo casa house Dean built for Cas gets him laid daily and I’m so happy for them

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Funniest thing spn could have done is have Dean and Sam keep their own hunters journals like John did but Sam's is a glimpse into his horrible little mind where he calculated exactly how much demon blood he'd need to drink to do various things to demons and Dean's is the equivalent of writing "Mr Castiel Winchester" in pink glitter gel pen over and over again

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season 4 dean is like “i’m fighting demons” and the whole time the demons are just bisexuality. meanwhile season 4 sam is like “i’m fighting demons” and they’re real and he’s drinking their blood

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I had to draw something for stir the heart by @weatheredlaw because it's one of my fave comfort jayvik fics.

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parallelsnatural

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Who did this?

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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@my-organs-were-stolen is this truly too much to ask for

girls will be like “i need this” & it’s the deep passionate love of a vampire to consume them body & soul leaving them limp in their arms while the vampire tells them they were good

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Happy “you put yourself in mine” Tuesday

sometimes i think abt Elis method if becoming an EO and how its parallel to the act of baptism.

if i was more eloquent with words i could dive into this more

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