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Words cannot express how much I find radiosilence hilarious, but drawings can

First comic in like 2 years wow

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NUMB (PART ONE)

“One track mind like a gold fish…”

-marina

Blitzø slammed on the brakes and looked around.

“This the right place, mox?”

Moxxie nodded. Mille leaned over.

“It’ll be fine.”

She squeezed his hand.

“Get a room you two..”

Blitzø grumbled.

“Eww…”

Blitzø jumped.

“Loonie! When did you…”

She growled at him.

“Get here….Ok-kay!”

Blitzø looked at Moxxie.

“The fuck are the tests even for..?”

“No idea, sir.”

They all remembered taking them, but they discontinued the tests shortly after they took them, and before anyone got results.

“Well, I guess we’ll fucking find out…”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Two weeks earlier:

Blitzø slammed a solid amount of weapons on the table.

“Listen up! We have about 16 different jobs..”

Moxxie sighed.

“But sir-“

“First one is someone killing their grandmother….why?”

“Sir-“

“Second one is….this is just erotica printed out.”

“SIR-“

“WHAT THE FUCK IS IT”

Millie stared at them.

“WHY ARE WE SCREAMING”

Moxxie rolled his eyes.

“Sir, as you know, they brought back the classification tests..”

Blitzø shrugged.

“So?”

“We have to retake them in two weeks…”

Blitzø fired at the wall next to him, the noise banging.

“Fuck.”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Mille tapped the pen against the table.

She had no idea why “how do you feel about bright lights” had anything to do with whatever they were testing them on.

Eh, it can’t be that bad.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Moxxie flew through the question pretty easily.

Even the…weird ones.

“What was your childhood like”

“Do you crave toxic relationships”

“Opinions on guns.”

Bad, chazwick thunderman, and loves them more than his job (don’t tell Blitzø)

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Blitzø was bored already.

He answered most of them.

Sure, with two words and half of it misspelled, but he didn’t give two fucks.

He looked at the woman running the test.

“Hey, uh..bitch? I’m done.”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Octavia jammed her earbuds in.

Could they not fight for 0.5 seconds?

“Fucking die!”

“You first”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

She scribbled her answers down, nodding her head to the playlist she was listening to.

The lady had let her keep them in.

She swung her legs around and smiled.

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Stolas hummed as he read over the packet.

Words!

He wrote down his answers slowly, re-reading the questions

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Millie leaned into Moxxie’s hug.

“Hey pumpkin!”

Moxxie smiled.

“Hey mills.”

Loona scrolled on her phone.

Blitzø looked around.

Loona looked up.

“Oh - hey Octavia.”

She stood up.

Blitzø look over.

Lo and behold - Stolas, Stella and Octavia.

Octavia smiled at her honorary older sister.

“Hey loona!”

Blitzø heard Stella stomp off.

“Hey Blitzy~”

Fuck.

“Hey stolas.”

“I-“

“Blitzø Buckso?”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

Blitzø stared at the wall behind…the fuck was her name? Abby?

“Hello!”

He looked at her.

“Whore, can we get this shit over with?”

The woman laughed.

“This is rather important, but I can speed things up, if you wish.”

Huh.

He looked at her.

“So…”

She opened a drawer full of….kids toys?

“Take anything you’d like.”

Blitzø stared at her with utter confusion.

“Can you just give me the goddamn results?”

She smiled.

“Alright. As long as you distract yourself with one of these.”

She motioned to the toys.

He could have chosen the crayons and paper, and just wrote down random shit.

But he was oddly drawn to a medium sized hellhorse stuffed animal.

Eh.

I just like horses,

He thought.

“Okay, so. We have your evaluation.”

Blitzø stared at her.

“Based on your results - due to many factors, such as an unstable and traumatic childhood, PTSD, discrimination, and certain mannerisms-“

“English, please?”

“You are a little”

Blitzø’s eyes darted around the room.

“A what now-“

“You are 65% a little, headspace 3 - 7, 35% guardian, and 5% neutral.”

“THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN-“

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

“Moxxie and Mildred Knolastname?”

Moxxie and Millie shot up and walked over.

“I’m guessing you separate us..?”

Moxxie said.

The man smiled.

“Because you both are legally married, you have a right to view results, however only with the consent.”

Millie squeezed Moxxie’s hand.

“WE’D LOV-“

She blushed.

“…we’d love to!”

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

They sat on the couch, smiling.

The fish-demon in front of them grinned.

“Okie doke…”

He motioned to a table full of toys, books and fidgets.

“Help yourself!”

Moxxie grabbed a stress ball and Millie grabbed a possum stuffed animal.

“Look Mox, it’s you!”

He laughed.

The man flipped through a packet.

“Alright…”

“Moxxie, you are….70% Little, headspace 0 - 3, and 30% caregiver.”

“What does-“

“And Millie, you are 60% a little, headspace 5 - 7, and 40% guardian.”

“I’m confu-“

・・・・☆・・・・☆ ・・・・

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Guess who’s a system…

Ha ha…

Not me…

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Beautiful Person Award. Once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the ask of people who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out!🌸

I FEEL SO HONORED THANK YOU QUEEN (gender neutral)

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Rereading the hunger games Katniss is literally such a regressor

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I’m trying to write a helluva boss classification au but I can’t think of a name 😭

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SCITWI MY BELOVED

Who is your favorite Pony?

Today's question is who is your favorite Pony, whether it be from My Little Pony or any other cartoon. It's okay to have more than one of course.

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YIPPPEEEEEEEE

I love your writing so much hehe! keep doing great! so excited to read more yipee! >:D

also I do have a question! hehe! do you have an idea of when we're gonna see the angels?

Also any ideas on what Mollys going to be like?

Aww ty!! ❤️

Hopefully, the next chapter will be out soon. (I am seriously hoping today.) But I really want to make this one good! I hated my first draft and im hoping this one is much better..

Angel is very special to me 💖

Yes!

Molly is happening really really soon!

Very soon!

Sorta soon?

The angels probably won't be a main focus until part 5. But I got some fun ideas for them! But they're gonna have to wait.

They'll make small appearances before then but their focus may take a bit.

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Master post

Fandom : helluva boss

Characters : agent one and agent two

Role: Agent one - flip, little lean, agent two, flip, cg lean

Pronouns: agent one - he / they, agent two - she / it.

Asks: open

Main blog:

@attagirljessy

Agere rp blogs:

@big-sis-cherri - flip

@mama-twi - flip

Info about the person behind the blog:

Singlet

Possible bpd

They / she

ADHD

Est

DMs are open as a door

Little age is 7 - 10

Minor

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Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

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Say “healing your inner child” and no one bats an eye say “age regression” and society goes wild…SOCIETY

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Trying to find a ship name for these two idiots and writing some hcs

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I know the animation industry has been going through a serious rough patch in the past 10 years. I just hope the medium and the artists making it can get the respect they deserve someday soon. So I wanna take a moment to spread a reminder of the powerful emotional scenes we've gotten from animation in the past 10 years.

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This is a fricking long shot but where my so help me Todd fans at??

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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂