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he is one (1) apple tall 🍎 (inspired by this tweet)

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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anyone else think its dope how applying to jobs is intentionally designed as like a humilation ritual where you degrade yourself like a slimy worm both physically and mentally for crumbs

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The brothers and their even stupider step bro

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Prelude to a pianist 🎹🎼

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these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me

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i'm in the process of getting the chipmunks in my backyard to trust me

i've gotten to the point where they're comfortable around me, but they haven't taken seeds from my hand yet

but we're so close

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friendly reminder dazai had a genuinely hard time telling chuuya about his humanity. friendly reminder akutagawa kept his promise to not kill even though killing was his first instinct even after death. friendly reminder poe was the only detective that ever made ranpo feel something. friendly reminder fyodor was the only one who ever truly understood nikolai. friendly reminder tecchou placed jouno over the only thing hes ever believed in. friendly reminder rimbaud changed verlaines entire veiw on humanity and gave him faith in the human race. friendly reminder albatross didnt care if he got hurt or killed if it meant he saved doc. friendly reminder fukuzawa was the only one who understood fukuchi and his motives and couldnt kill him even if it meant saving the world. friendly reminder kunikida calls dazai every morning to make sure hes okay. friendly reminder ango genuinely felt so guilty about odas death he betrayed the government. friendly reminder-

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topless with the windows down

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you are too correct

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die french

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what was i cooking at 9pm on 420