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i only logged on so i could give this url to my bf help

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go kill yourself, my fucking god

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twitch streamers acknowledging what you type in chat is the modern day equivalent of knights giving flowers to young women who have come to watch them joust

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all i want is a big beetle with a human lifespan… i’d give him treaties

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Local cable company discovered we’re gay or smt and is now slamming us w/ (approximately) targeted mailings.

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man someone found out a DNS channel that lets u get any past mystery gift in pkmn games. we’re talking those items that let you encounter shaymin and darkrai in platinum… mew, celebi, shiny dogs in HGSS… victini, zoroark and weird event pokemon that were only distrubited to people who went to the 2013 pokemon world championships and shit its wild. they’re all considered legit by the games too. not really legit from a collectors POV but like… its fun to mess around w

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God’s Plan

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i’m playing kirby super star ultra!! here are my favorite abilities :-)

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the walking dad

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

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sailor moon redraw challenge except im the latest person alive

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*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

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Mr. “I don’t need friends, blah blah blah” and then