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you know, after a year of mistakes, unrequited love and betrayals galore, i've come to learn something very important:

✨️the cuntier, the better✨️

i know that the things i regret the most are those i didn't say or do at the time; probably because i was afraid of the outcome or what people would think. but the truth is, there's always going to be someone stupid in your way that's going to call you names regardless of what you do. so,,,, just be the cunt you want to see in the world. be dumb, wear that, say the thing, give that note, get in that fight. it's ok. slay. who cares, honestly. embrace the cuntiness. you'll find a way, and you'll be ok. everything's going to be ok.

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How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

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GAYS, GHOULS, AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN:

THEY’RE MAKING MORE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

*​idk when these will drop but i will update when/if i find out*

**UPDATE 8/24 THESE ARE DROPPING FRIDAY 8/25 (TOMORROW) 9a PST !!!!!**

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*screaming crying throwing up*

friday cannot come soon enough i swear i’m so excited for these shoes

*alt text is the shoe names

**EDIT: these will be going up to size 12 according to yru !!!!!**

***4/27 EDIT: should be dropping around 9a PST tomorrow***

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Reddit found out that the dolls can connect infinitely so I present a collection of their creations progressively getting worse.

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happy pri demon th

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glados creature

glados creature

hey

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what is important to understand is that chell is not a woman in STEM. she is a woman trying desperately to get out of STEM

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HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY STEAM just wanted to share a couple of my favorites from the whole set! Can't believe that I got to draw these on company time baybeeeee 😎

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this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

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most relatable thing I've ever seen as a woman in any kind of media, ever, for real.

#women's stories matter

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and I'm tired of pretending I'm not

I am very much attracted to Zheng Yi Sao.

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Really so much respect for David Jenkins. He really went "historical accuracy"? "Realism"? "Laws of physics"? Nope, we don't need those here, everything in this story is Vibes. Dinghies can travel huge distances if necessary, except sometimes not, injuries heal immediately or slowly fester, whichever the plot demands for comedy or drama respectively, a character spends several days dead/in a coma/in purgatory and then just comes back to life when his beloved shows up. Nothing is too over the top for this story, cringe doesn't exist, we'll dial all those feelings up to eleven, and we're gonna play everything with 100% earnestness, and we're gonna have a merman and it's going to be so fucking romantic. And he's right about all of it! Really the best way to do fiction.

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Characters who commit crimes in shelving

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*emerges from hbomax covered in blood* they got some good soup in there

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ok but where the FUCK are the rest of the episodes now

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babe, wake up!!

the gay pirates are back on their romcom shenanigans!!! 💖💖💖