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Primavera: All in One Page #01 by @pneuma-themes

Always, it's spring, and everyone's in love, and the flowers pick themselves.

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Another Twitter inspired layout. This is an all-in-one page with about, blogroll, tags, and FAQ sections. The code has been heavily annotated, so please go through the code first before sending me an ask!

Important note: Your blog must have been given permission to use Javascript on pages. As of 2024, the waiting time is almost indefinite, and thus might necessitate a circumvention. You can refer to the post I linked to find the how-to.

For the blogroll to display the list of blogs you follow, you must enable this option on the blog setting:

This will not work on secondary blogs, as they do not have that option on their settings.

Features:

Five custom links

Everything is customizable, from the icons to the content and the colors. Customizable options can be found on the :root section of the CSS.

A built-in light-on/off mode that can be toggled by one click.

A header image. The size of your header image is 60% of your screen width x. 250px. The image should resize automatically.

An endless space for practically every section. You can be as detailed or as concise as you like.

Sticky navigation tabs.

A short "currently" tab in the about section, can be about anything you like.

This is a page theme, so blog posts will not be displayed. Please install this through the Add new page link instead.

Credits:

Icons: @alydae

Header: @tofuvi

Fonts: Merriweather, Albert Sans @ bunny.net

Font icons: Dencar Icons (ported by @glenthemes)

CSS tabs: bulma.css, functionality adapted from this StackOverflow post.

Tooltips: tippy.js

Please like and reblog if you like or are using this!

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

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Gym leaders and such often have names that match their type which raises the question: which type would you specialise in based only on your name?

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A COMINT !!

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a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?

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I think that if I got universal basic income, I'd still be working. I'm not allowed to go back to work until I get cleared by the doctor and I'm going a little stir crazy about it, even if I do have enough money to pay for my recovery time. But also, the position I applied for is only allowed to have 1650 hours with no overtime because... government. So its kind of like... if you can only work a certain number of hours per year, universal basic income kind of makes sense.

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Get a random coordinate here.

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Do you know who prevs icon is?

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My piece for the @womenincomicsminibang reverse bang ‼️

My partner, @authenticaussie , wrote the cuteiful fic that goes with my art :D definitely read it NOW if you want to see M’gann’s gay panic and all the hijinks the girls get into (who wouldn’t want to read that!?)

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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I see this a lot in fics and I feel like I’m slowly going insane so

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Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.

Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.

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Surely you're just exaggera- WHAT THE FUCK

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An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

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People who drive small cars in the US have balls of steel. (Here'a my car compared to the sort of pickups I see every day) (website is carsized.com)

The American method to car safety really is My Car is Bigger So It Wins The Crash.

And people drive these things like fucking maniacs. Every time I get behind the wheel I need to get into the headspace that literally everyone on the road is out to kill me. The lack of airbags combined with the fact everyone's driving fucking tanks at 60mph means I can kiss the world goodbye if I get into a wreck. If I disappear, assume I was plowed by Brad in his Ram 2500 while he was distracted stuffing a burger in his face.

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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

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