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Are you telling me it took THIS long for people to figure out?

i just would like to say

THAT JUNKRAT !!!! IS!!!! LITERALLY!!! VYVYAN!!!! FROM THE YOUNG ONES 

check it : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FTFifA3btU

same 

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Shit my boy friend has said while playing Overwatch: sentence starters

“Second mini-me Reinhardt”

“Fucking banana muncher”

“You abomination to god.”

“I hear Reaper, but I don’t see Reaper.”

“He knows I have his number, and he is on my ass.”

“ROBOISM”

“That was a nice.”

“Oh ye fucking hoe.”

“Dungle”

“If I had a Widowmaker, I would kill my self. With in reason.”

“Onion grandma.”

“Making my way down town.”

“Its okay, your here in spirit.”

“I all most feel kinda bad.”

“We have a Reaper, how could we be the villains.”

“Fuckin Shadow the hedge hog ass looking mother fucker.”

“Fucking Genji, what does he think your doing.”

“GENJI AM ABOUT TO TRANSCEND THIS FOOT UP YOUR ASS.”

“Damn it Genji, what did I just say. You see this foot?”

“Fucking Genji, you parasitic lamp worm.”

“That shield is fucking gibberish.”

“STOP FUCKING THREATENING ME.”

“Never speak to me as Reaper.”

“Hot topic, Spencer shopping trash.”

“Every one’s name fucking sucks.”

“Skrivins didn’t look fun to say, but then I fucking said it.”

“There is our second tank, flying away at the speed of light.”

“YOU SLUT.”

“Its okay, am gonna kill it.”

“Holy fucking shit, there is a Bastion and nine turrets.”

“Yeah every one, kill Mercy.”

“I kicked Reinhardt to death.”

“I put my weird bent shoe right up his ass.”

“He is ulting, but he is also fucking dead.”

“This is a ballsy ass dwarf.”

“The justice is raining.”

“Are you guys dieing? I am on my way.”

“Do you still have your ult? Because I am alive.”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“I thought I was safe.”

“Fucking god damn, jail bait Junkrat.”

“Fucking bird bitch.”

“Gotta skate fast and eat ass.”

“Your a broken system.”

“Yeah I know, I have been chucking balls at him.”

“THE BALLS ON THAT GIRL, JESUS.”

“I am finally at 40, Jesus fucking Christ I am back.”

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Lucio: Where’s Junkrat?

Roadhog: I got this.

*clears throat*

Roadhog: *yelling* AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Junkrat: *exploding the wall to the base, riding in on his rip tire* OI OI OI

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It's as that saying goes. He who denies it supplies it XD

Came for the bogan bomber, stayed for the bogan bomber

Describe my blog in terms of “came for the _____, stayed for the _____”

WHO YE CALLIN’ A BOGAN YA’ COMPUTER-GENERATED WANKER

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I am the ultimate troll

So I play Overwatch on PS4. And I was playing the brawl in Eichenwalde and it was attack and I was Junkrat (blessed be his bombs) But the enemy team also had a Junkrat and it quickly became a battle of the Junkrats as whenever we saw each other, we would go after each other. But why am I the troll? Every SINGLE time the Junkrat did his ultimate, I would throw a concussion mine at it, DESTROYING IT. EVERY. Single. Time. And then of course when our roles swapped the guy went after me. But man that was entertaining.

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Send 🔗 for my muse to impersonate yours.

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Yet Another Munday Meme  Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc 

ѩ - Are there any characters that you love, but simply cannot role play? 

Җ - What’s your greatest source of inspiration when it comes to role playing? 

ℛ - Are you religious? 

♬ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music? 

ᚡ - Random fact about the mun? 

✒ - Do you have a preference when it comes to gender regarding your muses? 

ಹ - Share a story from your childhood! 

෴ - Tell us about your day. 

㉘ - How do you usually spend your birthdays? 

⨌ - If you ever had the opportunity to clone yourself, would you? 

ᚖ - Do you wear makeup?

༺ - Do you have any siblings? What’s your relationship with them like? 

๛ - Share an embarrassing story about yourself! 

❤ - Are you and/or your muse currently in love with someone? 

ℳ - Do you think you have a good handwriting? 

☢ - When was the last time you went to the cinema? What movie did you watch?

⨕ - Are you a jealous role player? 

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I have witnessed hell

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from this: https://twitter.com/9m9_9m9/status/764505793085386753?s=09

art by 괨

ana amari genderswap.

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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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replace one word of your url with bitch

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I like Mercy’s line

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Send me symbol for my muse’s opinion:

☠ : Opinion on death ➶ : Opinion on killing ☮: Opinion on peace ☯: Do they believe in karma? ✤ : Do they believe in luck? ✟ : Religious beliefs ♂ : Sexuality ☿: Opinion on gender ❤: Opinion on love ❥ :Opinion on love from the first sight ♞: Favorite animal(s) ☕: Favorite food(s) ♛ : Opinion on outer beauty ☀ : Favorite season(s) ☽ : Favorite time of day ☂ : Favorite weather ◎ : Opinion on lying

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SEND ME A SYMBOL FOR ANGST;

☔: my muses reaction to opening their front door and seeing yours drenched in rain

⚡: how my muse calms yours in a lightening storm while they’re pulled over on the side of the road

☆: my muse comforting yours while they get a tattoo

☏: my muse’s reaction to getting a phone call from the hospital about your muse

☯: what my muse says to yours after they haven’t spoken for five hours since a fight

✏: my muse’s letter to yours that they left after they passed away

⚰: my muse’s reaction to watching yours die from afar

✿: my muse’s reaction to leaving a cut on your muse’s body

♒: my muse’s reaction to finding your muse bruised and beaten on their doorstep

⚈: my muse’s reaction to finding drugs in your muse’s handbag

✺: my muse protecting yours from a sleaze at the club

☠: my muse’s reaction to being told that your muse is missing, and presumed dead

☺: my muse finding yours on the side of the road, hours away from home

✖: the last thing my muse says to yours before leaving for good

⌛: the voicemail my muse leaves on your phone when your muse hasn’t been heard from for the fifth night this week

☕: my muse comforting yours after the death of a loved one

⚱: my muse’s reaction to waking up to yours muse, beaten by mine, but my muse has no recollection of the night before

☉: my muse’s reaction to finding yours in a public bathroom, drugged and almost unconscious

SPECIFY WHICH MUSE ON MINE AND YOUR BEHALF

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Controversial shipping asks

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

Ship that you're indifferent to: 😑

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Ship that you find cute but don't ship: ✌

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

Ship that you find most sexy:👅

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Ship that is canon but you don't ship: 💤

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘

Ship that is taboo: 💦

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Ship you're curious about: 👀

Ship that needs more love: 💖

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

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She was currently on hologram mode—Winston had asked her to maintain this form while he was gone. Clearly he was expecting a visitor. Her sensors picked up the signal of the omnic and was about to respond with her own greetings when she saw the jars in between bundles of bananas and apples.

What Winston sees in peanut butter I do not understand.

“Did Winston convince you to get the peanut butter, Zenyatta?” She could just sigh, shaking her head slightly. “I shall tell Winston off later. But first, could you please drop the food at my feet? I shall store it somewhere else.” Preferably store the peanut butter in the trash can she thought, knowing very well she couldn’t do it even if she wanted to.

@autointellect​ wanted a starter

What an odd request from the Ape - he was sent out for an emergency peanut butter restock - which can’t be healthy for him. Sure, he was an omnic, and he couldn’t tell what was healthy for an ape, but he got the gorilla some fruits along with the expected supply.

When he finally got to the watch point though, the area was empty. Winston was probably working on something outside the office…which gave him an excuse to meet the AI he heard of: the body less soul who was brains behind overwatch. So when the door opened by itself, he made an effort to thank the woman behind it all.

“Thank you and Greetings, Athena. It is a pleasure to finally meet you. I’ve heard many great things about you, and I apologize for any problems that our team has caused.”

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fandom meme: come at me friend.

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)