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- START OF ARAGON SUMMER ROTATION II - The most awaited event of the season has arrived at last! The royal marriage of Crown Prince Anthony and Lady Bianca of House Zummermill. As summer begins, the nobility is abuzz with excitement, gowns are pressed, invitations delivered, and hearts set aflutter. A new chapter unfolds not only for the crown, but for all of Sevedia. This portrait was commissioned in celebration of the soon-to-be union between Crown Prince Anthony and Lady Bianca of House Zummermill, a glimpse of the future King and Queen as Sevedia prepares to witness a most momentous royal wedding. (I removed her bouqet in the second photo because it looked weird lmao)

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Typical Saturday.

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Nina's entries: Ever since running into Vinny, I haven't been able to get him out of my head. We talked a bit that night, but the guilt was too heavy to pretend everything was fine. I didn’t know what to say or how to even begin... but he was as kind and friendly as always. I couldn’t help thinking that everything would be so much easier if he just hated me. Now that I know we’re in the same city again, all the memories of what we lived together before I left come flooding back. Part of me wishes I could erase the past—but would that mean I’d have to forget him, too? I'm not sure Vinny deserves that...

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Dawna, meanwhile, has been keeping herself busy with the spare parts we got from the Riverblossom settlement. While Ora's mechanical achievements might seem more practical, Dawna is keen on bringing some automation back in our lives. The nightly metalwork can be a bit overwhelming, but she's been thriving with a new project, so I don't have the heart to discourage her.

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Wren: HUUURGHKJBK

Gee, I wonder why that happened?

Are, uh, are you sure you want to do that in that dress?

Wren: I must make use of it as much as possible!

Nakia: My favourite colour is grey Hanethos: Damn kid, is your favourite activity watching paint dry as well?

Wren: Who is responsible for this? That's your toilet, and you threw up in it...

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Wren: I miss my child

Speaking of children, time to woo our final baby mama!

Wren: Vou Vou le Jolene: Your terrible French has captivated me

Whoops

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Albert: This is a bit awkward, but I forgot about the meat! Could you go buy me 2 steaks? I'll pay you for the meat! Wren: What am I? A personal shopper?

Wren: Got any meat? Cashier: Does this look like a butcher? Wren:... Cashier:... yes, we have meat

Albert: I'm so sorry, but we really need some quality lettuces, can you go back and get some? Wren: Did you...plan this dinner, like at all?

Albert: Actually, could you go to Egypt and fish two crocodiles? Wren: I- wha- j- you!

You know when I said things were looking up for France? I take it back...

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Smooth Wren. Might as well get a start of wooing somebody for the third child though.

...her home design skills could use some work, but it's not like we are marrying her...

Oh look, the merchant dude who yaps too much and made us get his lost baseball wants to go on a date. I think not.

Wren, unfortunately, did not get to smash, and instead was made to gather some frogs for this guy's dinner party.

French people

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Wren: Who is it that lights these things?

Oh swell, a secret garden. Do you think that fountain causes leaking somewhere?

Wren: Don't mind if I do

We might want to tell Lea she has a grave in her basement...

Lea: A secret garden and a secret grave? Awesome, i'm going to be famous! Wren: ...if you say so...

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Wow, someone who actually noticed they had a mysterious basement in their house. This is already shaping up better than China and Egypt.

Lea Dutiel: Yeah, so there are some weird noises coming from the basement, you wouldn't mind checking that out, thanks! Wren: Sure, sacrifice me, why don't you?

This place is pretty cool, aside from the weird noises coming from the mysterious door over there...

You know, wouldn't it be easy to just make a mould of this key thing? All of these doors seem a little too easy to get into, and yet we seem to be the firs to plunder them every time-

Wren: Can you shut up and have some whimsy?

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A lot of dead people in this tomb. I'm not sure how forgotten it is when people can clearly walk into this place, no issue.

So it's a 998-year-old meloire nectar we were here to find? No?

...a baseball? Well... I guess that means we get to keep the wine...

Laurent: Ah, Madame! You have returned my precious baseball. I thank you from the depths of my heart. It is lucky, you see, I would never dare to go into a place like those ruins without it at my side. That is why I had to pay you to do it for-

Wren: OH MY GOD, stop talking!

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...this seems like a lot of danger for... whatever it is that the guy lost...

Yep, that seems like a great place to sleep...

I don't think that's a safe way to do that...

Wren: YOLO!

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Nice dress

Wren: Gotta look nice for France!

...you know you're going to be going in tombs again, right?

Wren: Just let me have this!

Man, this guy talks too much, it was such a pain to fit that all in there.

France is so pretty!

Guess we're going in this whole in the ground to find this guy's missing object. Would be nice if he told us what the object was, but whatever...

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Speaking of surprises-

Nakia: Nobody was talking about surprises

SPEAKING OF SURPRISES

It's Daiyu's birthday!

Y'know, the baby we had a while back?

Aww, look, she also has her mother's eyes!

Wren: Can you say 'ink' Daiyu? Daiyu: 墨水 Wren: Um

Wren: Alright, sound like my cue to go adventuring again! Nakia: You're leaving again???

*Boom Blasted French Music*

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Hanethos: I was a queen once, now I'm taking the rubbish out for the lazy ass woman

Wren: Yeah yeah, hold that pose, I need more money!

You good Nakia? You've been out here for hours.

Nakia: I'm fine, just processing the fact my mother brought home a literal mummy that's now living with us

You would have thought that with all this training, you would have stopped hitting yourself in the face

Wren: Shut up! I'm working on it!

Hanethos: Being undead is no excuse to stay unfit!