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I was today years old when I found out:

Canard is French for Duck. That means Darkwing Duck operates in St. Duck.

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Probably the most tragic and funniest thing I’ve ever been told was after I defended my comp at the end of my 2 year my masters program and my professor walked me back into the room and in the same breath told me I passed but ask me if I was bipolar but *nicely*…

I have my masters in a felid of psychology btw 🤦‍♀️

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But if it ask for wood, vines, rope, or something I’m gonna assume it’s vegan.

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

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I hate all the new vape flavor/smells. I was walking down the street and smelled a funnel cake and expected a fair. Instead I turned the corner and it was just Dan and his cloud of lies!

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I see you unfollowing. Good. Don’t fucking stop. This blog is pro choice, pro gay, pro black, pro trans, pro sex work, pro go fuck yourself

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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

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People still have the nerve to be attractive!!!! Lmao 😂

tonight was a lot of pride headcanons lol

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So cute!!!

Cheers to the prideful sponge boy, happy for him

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A funky pun for my aro followers 💚⭐️✨

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Enjoy this Ace card in honor of pride month

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One time when I was a freshman in college I was reading this article and at the time I didn’t know it was about the girl being ace (or that I was). However there was this one line that has stuck with me for 4 years. I can’t remember the article or her name but this line haunts me:

“My ex boyfriend would sit me on his lap and force his self on me. I would tell him I didn’t want it but he would say back ‘Yeah but your body needs it.’ and then he would proceed to rape me.”

I’ve cried over this many times for this girl.

you're not queer. if you don't stop being insufferable i'm gonna commit the world's first aphobic hate crime.

”world's first aphobic hate crime” If you believe you would be the first you are an absolute idiot. 

News flash for those of you who are too stupid to check history, you just have to be not cis to be queer. I am not cis. 

Now once again: Get the fuck out of my inbox, nobody asked you for your aphobic opinion, asshole.

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don’t forget on pride month

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That guy

Dad *points out the car window*: That guy build that pond.

Brother: What guy?

Dad *Points harder*: That guy.

Mom: What?

Dad: The guy who build that pond build that pond!

Me: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Sickness is weird

I am not sick but everyone else on campus is so my body is just like “let’s blend in.”

Like when I am trying to convince others I’m not sick and my nose just starts running. I’m 95% sure it’s my body’s way of say “shhhhhhhh.... they don’t know that.”

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If your happy and you know it... be a demon

So we where singing “if your going to bed and you know clap your hands.”
So my mom from the other room yells “ If your cleaning your room tomorrow be (My name).”
I started making demon noises and my mom walks in. So my cousin decided to role into the floor with me and start making demon noises to. And that's how my mom peed her pants again. 
#Lol #laughmyassoff